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Subject: Welcome to the band! Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:14 pm
The scene is set backstage with all three members of JPW standing against a wall the halls of the arena. Chris Jericho playing on his iPhone. Syxx listening to his iPod. And Brian Pillman eating a late lunch. It seems pretty quiet until Jericho speaks up.
Chris "Y2J" Jericho: It's a little quiet in here....How's about we formally welcome Mr. Brian Pillman to our band? Syxx, walk him through the initiation process. Syxx! SYXX!
Syxx snaps his head up to see Jericho yelling at him, causing him to take his headphones out. Jericho repeats himself once more as Syxx stands up and faces Pillman.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : Brian, its officially time that you are inducted into JC . . . uh . . . JW. Last weekend you filled in for an absent Christian Cage and helped us claiim a victory over the talented Christopher Daniels and the monster of Great Khali. For this, we have felt the need to allow you enter our outstanding and revolutionary stable and form . . . JPW.
Chris "Y2J" Jericho: However, to join our stable, you must pass a series of tests that will prove whether you're a real rock n' rolla.....Or just a no good roadie. Your first test will be a difficult one, but I think with a man of your nature, you'll be able to get through it.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : For your first test, you must sneak into Jerry "The King" Lawler's room . . . and steal . . . his underwear.
Brian finishes his sandwich off before giving off a brief look of shock at the two men in front of him.
Brian Pillman: But, that's ga....
He then gets cut off by Syxx.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : Is it now? Well, guess you aren't a real rock 'n' rolla. Come on Chris, we were mistaken.
Sean hits Chris in the arm and the two men turn to take a false leaving, causing Pillman to ponder.
Brian Pillman: I'll do it.
These words cause the two men to stop and turn around and look at the future member of the band. They then share a smile as the screen goes black and Raw continues elsewhere.
The scene is set in front of Jerry Lawler's locker room. Jericho and Syxx look anxious as Pillman looks completely focused.
Chris "Y2J" Jericho: Now remember, you go in, get what we need, and get the hell out. More importantly, you do this without making a peep, because if you get caught, you can forget about being part of the stable.
Brian shakes his head in agreement before slowly opening up the door and tippy toeing into the locker room leaving the small giggles from Jericho and Syxx in the hallway. As he enters the locker room, he notices clothes lying all over the place. He then notices Jerry Lawlers crown sitting on the bench but behold what the crown is laying on. A pair of tighty whities with Jerry Lawler's name written across the front. He slowly begins to pick up the crown and move it away from the underpants. He then reaches his hands out to grab them before noticing a man standing in the doorway of the bathroom.
Brian looks at him in fear of getting caught. He quickly brings his finger up to his mouth and quietly saying...
Brian Pillman: Shhhhhh
Ron stand there looking at a grown man in wrestling trunks holding another mans pair of underwear. He then quietly says...
Ron Simmons (whispering): DAMN!
Brian then looks pleased that the door is still shut and that the others didn't hear Ron. He then quietly opens up the door to the hallway and leaves the room where he finds Chris and Sean standing their with impressed looks on their faces as he raises the underwear high into the air.
Chris "Y2J" Jericho: Impressive.....Most impressive! Well done, rookie. You've gotten what we need without getting your ass kicked. Let's move on to the next test, shall we?
Sean leans over to Chris as they walk away from the locker room.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : I can't believe he managed to do that. Ron must have fallen asleep or something.
The camera fades as Sean and Chris just shrug their shoulders. When it comes back on the trio are standing within a bar, dozens of various brands of alcoholic beverages are scattered about the area and the few patrons in there are seated far away from the next challenge.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : A real rockstar knows how to party, and the easiest know way to party is to always have some alcohol.
Chris "Y2J" Jericho: Now there's a difference between a normal schmuck and a real rock n' rolla when it comes to partying. You see all those drinks that are lined up? For this test, you have to down every single drink in that line, without puking or passing out. I'm not so sure you'll make it out of this one.....
Jericho turns and chuckles discreetly as Pillman eyes the various drinks strewn about on the table.
Brian Pillman: That's all?
Brian shrugs as if it's a peace of cake while Jericho and Sean stand there thinking he'll fail. Brian picks up a drink and the show cuts to commercial.
As Raw returns from commercial, Jericho and Sean are standing there with their jaws dropped open as the camera turns to see Brian Pillman finishing off the last drink.
Brian Pillman: I told you jabronis I could do it.
Brian turns around to the two men to reveal that he is very intoxicated.
Brian Pillman: I did it for the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of my fans.
Sean once more leans over to Chris as the two men stand stunned.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : One of those had cloraform in it and the other rat poison. How did he . . .
Chris "Y2J" Jericho: No idea. There's no way he'll pass the last test though. Not even the best of the best could do this one.
Brian Pillman: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE LAST TEST IS!
Jericho seems a bit annoyed at Brian's drunk impersonation of The Rock. Sean then speaks up.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman: Ok let's do this.
The scene fades out as Chris and Sean are talking among each on what the final test should be as Brian is tryng to pick a fight with a nearby drunk. As we return to RAW, Brian has somehow been sobered up. He is sitting in a chair with several wires connecting to him from various machines which are beng controlled by Chris as Sean stands in front of him in a doctor's jacket, clipboard in hand.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : Now, we are at the final test. A test which not many true rockstars have completed. It is a test of wit, a test of might, and a test of mental capacity. Brian Pillman, should you want to embark upon this final challenge and successfully complete it, you will get to join the revolutionary stable of JPW and go down in history as one of the greatest rockstars of all time.
Brian Pillman: Ok, what is this test exactly?
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : Alright, your final test . . .
Sean leans in close to Brian.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : You must come up with your very own nickname.
Chris "Y2J" Jericho: A successful rockstar has to have a catchy, sexy nickname in order to survive in the industry. We've got Y2J, we've got Syxx.......All you have to do is come up with a nickname, it's that simple. Or is it.......?
Brian seems relieved before speaking.
Brian Pillman: Thunder Hawk!
Chris "Y2J" Jericho: Nah, doesn't have a ring to it.
Jericho pulls a switch and suddenly Pillman convulses as thousands of volts are circulating through his body, shocking him to the core. Jericho stops and admires his work as Pillman struggles to recover.
Brian Pillman: Hahahaha....
Jericho and Sean then seem a bit shocked once again as they see a man that was just shocked by an electric chair is laughing.
Brian Pillman: Do that again!
Brian gives a crazed look as Sean begins to speak.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : Right. Well, should you say anymore terrible names, the ampage shall be . . . amped. Next.
Brian Pillman: Alright fine. Well what about Flyin Brian?
Chris "Y2J" Jericho: That would've worked in the 80's!
Jericho pushes some more buttons and pulls a lever which delivers even more shocks to Pillman's body. Jericho maniacly laughs as Sean motions for him to take it easy. Jericho turns off the shocks.
Brian laughs once again at the shocks but shows signs of pain as sweat drips from his forehead.
Brian Pillman: Ok, call me Shockmaster!
Sean facepalms as Chris turns up the voltage even more, almost sendng Brian doubling over in pain. After a few moments, Jericho cuts the power and Brian sits up, laughing.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : Next.
Brian Pillman: THE BEAST!!!!
Sean once more shakes his head at the ridiculous name as Jericho moves some knobs and pulls the lever.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : Next.
Brian Pillman: Pimp Daddy!
Jericho looks as if he's about to pull the lever, but stops himself before he does so.
Chris "Y2J" Jericho: You know, I actually liked "Flyin" the most. What do you think, Sean?
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : I agree. It wasn't too bad. Come on Brian, let's get you out.
The duo go to unhook Brian but Jericho's jacket gets caught on the lever, pulling it down and sending Brian into a mass shock. The sudden shock causes the two to jump back for cover but after a few moments realize they need to cut it off. Jericho suddenly dives behind the machine and pulls the lever, but the amount of voltage leaves Brian in a 'shocked' state. The duo look at their new member, trying to figure out what to do before Sean speaks up.
Sean "Syxx" Waltman : So . . . a round on me?
We cut back to the locker room hallway as Jericho and Syxx congratulate their newest member.
Chris "Y2J" Jericho: We have put many obstacles in your path but you have survived them all, even though normally, this was supposed to be impossible.....Nevertheless, you have earned your spot in our stable, and you are now the "P" in JPW. Let's give him a hand, Syxx.
Brian looks a bit out of it from all of the tasks he had to perform. As the two men are clapping for him, he passes out. Sean and Chris then have confused faces before dragging him into the JPW locker room to end the series of segments for the night as Raw moves onto the main event.
