Lawyer Up.

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As WCF comes back from commercial, the camera focuses on a locker room door. The nameplate of said door clearly says "David Otunga" on it. Within a couple of seconds the door swings open and out comes David Otunga, dressed like he isn't here to wrestle, but to speak. He begins walking with the camera along side him, and begins to speak into the camera as they walk down the hall.

Otunga: "Hello WCF faithful. I am David Otunga, your resident lawyer here in WCF. I've been called in on permanent stay due to the influx of complaints my office has received regarding this company and the superstars in it. Countless times I have complaints of theft, assault, and even possession of illegal substances. Let's just say make it clear that I am no peace officer, no no no. That isn't my job here. My job is to side with the defense or the accused, and make a strong case for my client. You see, when it comes to law - you can count on Otunga."

David Otunga and the cameraman continue to walk down the hall. Otunga keeps a professional demeanor as he passes some WCF superstars and gives a brief head nod. He continues walking off into the distance.

Otunga: "Some of you may know, and some of you may not - that I am a Harvard Law graduate. I have a vast knowledge on life and it's boundaries, something not a lot of you may know. That isn't an insult, I'm just offering out my hand to those who may need it. But not only do I know my way around the constitution, I know my way around a wrestling ring. I've worked for FCW, NXT, WWE, and smaller independent organizations. Not only did that land me a job here, but it also was a showcase of my in ring abilities which is nothing short of anyone in this company. I have the strength, I have the wit, and I have the in ring presence that a true champion, and true WCF superstar needs to survive."

As he walks by a few more superstars, they can't help but overhear and chuckle at the passing David Otunga.

Otunga: "So take me for what you will, but know this message has been sponsored by The Law Offices of David Otunga - and this is my official resume I guess you could say."

David continues walking down the hall without the cameraman.

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