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Ziggler hits a Zig Zag on Cody Rhodes, and covers Cody for the 1,2, 3. Cody rolls out of the ring and makes his way to the back. Dolph gets to his feet and calls for a mic.

Cole: Well, that came out of nowhere, Cody had Dolph dead to rights in this match, and somehow The Show Off was able to steal a victory.

King: Well Michael, what do you expect, the man can steal the show, and he can steal a win.

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Cole: With the history between these two, I was expecting a brutal match and this one didn't disappoint at all. When Cody tossed Dolph through that barricade, I thought it was over.

King: You and me both partner, but Cody got greedy and went for that high risk maneuver and it cost him the win.

Cole: Well, at any rate, Dolph walks out of here with a win, and it looks as though he wants to address the WCF universe. A universe that seems to be embracing The Show Off as of late, especially since he kicked Christopher Daniels square in the face.

Dolph begins speaking, addressing Cody as he makes his way up the ramp.

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Dolph: Cody, that was a hell of a match. We were part of the greatest stable this business has ever seen and we had one of the fiercest rivalries in recent history, but through it all, you've had my respect. You always brought out the best in me and I appreciate that. If this was the last time I face the Dashing Cody Rhodes, it was a hell of a finale.

Dolph points at Cody. The crowd, recognizing that this could be the last time the two square off, stand in applause for the efforts from both men over the last year. Cody gives Dolph a thumbs up and leaves the arena. Dolph faces the crowd.

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Now, to other business. Christopher Daniels came out here last week and gave us all a history lesson. He did what he always does, swaggered around the ring, pointing to his list and pounding his own drum about how good he is. So I did what I always do, came out here and shut him up with one well placed kick to the jaw.

The crowd cheers.

But, tonight I wanted to share with you a bit of what Christopher Daniels has been doing with his time off. He wasn't very clear about what he's been doing the last few months while I've been out here entertaining all of you each and every night. However, detective Dolph Ziggler has found the answer. By some lucky stroke of fate, actually, his wife Lisa shared these with me after a particularly passionate evening of romance, I have acquired some of the tweets that our Fallen Angel sent out to his three followers during his time off. I must warn you, some of these are incredibly disturbing and may forever change the way you see Mr. Daniels. Anyway, without further ado, here's the first one.

Dolph sweeps his arm up to the titantron.

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The crowd explodes with laughter.

Wow. I mean, sorry Miz, but really? Really? Really Chris? What the hell is wrong with you? I can only imagine the trauma the poor children must suffer from having your creepy ass sitting and staring at them from a park bench. I'm not sure that this little predilection of yours is something that you should even be admitting. But that's not all folks, there's also this.

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Again, the crowd laughs.

Getting serious here for a moment Chris, I just want to applaud you for coming out in such a public way. Lisa was telling me about all of your, um, problems in the bedroom, but don't worry I took care of those many, many times. It all actually makes a lot of sense when we read this. It also reveals a sensitive side of you that we don't often see. A reflective Christopher Daniels up with the morning sun, pondering his place in the world while his husband cooks breakfast. It's almost poetic Chris, and I support you whoie-heartedly. And finally, the piece de resistance, and the tweet that made me truly realize what an amazingly enlightened person Chris Daniels really is.

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The crowd is almost dying with laughter.

Chris, as you know, I've always been a supporter of the LGBT community. When Darren Young told the world he was gay, I was the first to express my support and my admiration. But you, you've taken it to a whole new level of honesty. Before I read these tweets, I always thought of you as a neanderthal. An ignorant bigot who probably hated anyone who wasn't like him. But I was wrong man. And I admit when I was wrong. So, if you feel comfortable using feminine pronouns in reference to yourself, I think it is only fair to you that we do the same. So She-man, get on out here. You truly are the Fallen Angel.

Dolph steps back from the ropes and waits for Daniels to appear.

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*Christopher Daniels walks through the curtain with a microphone in hand.*

Christopher Daniels:
Dolph...Dolph...Dolph. Myself, along with these people here tonight, can only pity you so much. This is becoming aggravating. I'm not going to get involved in your trash talk this week. Where was I this week? Well, i'll let you know. I was on the Internation Gaming Network, most of you know it as IGN. This website gets over 5 Million hits a day, and I was interviewed by Greg Miller on 'Up At Noon'. You know how much they payed me to appear on this show? 6 Figures my friend, 6 Figures. What were you doing? Oh...you defeated Cody Rhodes for the first time ever? Please, it's not impressive the first time, but when he's been your punching bag for 20-Plus Matches, it's impressive. Lets take a look at some of the highlights of the interview, shall we?

*The Titantron lights up with Daniels being interviewed.*

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Christopher Daniels Quotes from the interview:
"I'm going to slam his head off the canvas so hard, he's not going to remember what happened for at least 3 weeks."

"I'm more agile than he is. I work harder than he does."

"I have the physique that Dolph only dreams of having."

"I'm handsome, he's an ugly piece of shit!"

Christopher Daniels:
Now those were just some of the things I said Dolph, but they're all true. But there is one thing that I need to correct right now.

*Daniels interview is played with one more quote.*

"I'm going to slam his face so hard into the mat that he might need facial reconstruction surgery."

Christopher Daniels:
Dolph, that was a lie. You need the surgery, right now in-fact. I know a very good cosmetic surgeon, I've booked you an appointment for 2pm on Monday and he's going to get that mess of a face fixed for you. I've also booked you a re-assessment for February, after I've wrecked your face once more and your career is over. Don't worry Dolph, once you lose your job, I know you won't be able to afford the surgery. That's why I've paid for it for you.

*The crowd begins to boo Daniels.*

Christopher Daniels:
And lets get one thing straight. Your Tweet...or...quote-creator thing was absolutely ridiculous. Nice stunt Dolph, but I've got some REAL Tweets.

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Christopher Daniels:
What was that Dolph? Jealous are you now?

*Daniels begins to laugh hysterically to himself.*

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Christopher Daniels:
Congratulations Mr.Ziggles! You FINALLY picked up a victory, it took you long enough! But wait one second...I'm getting...something from the future. A Tweet...Yes, it's a tweet from the future. How can this be?!

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*Daniels breaks down into hysterics once more. He takes around 30 seconds to regain is composure.*

Christopher Daniels:
Dolph, did you see how many...how many people favourited that tweet?! 90,000 people! These people don't want to see you here any more Dolph. Look at it this way, I'm the one receiving media coverage, not you. I earned the status I have now. You're little 'gay' jokes and pedophilia jokes can only get you so far in the wrestling world. I mean...look how far it's got you Dolph. You will NEVER become the superstar that I have evolved into. You will NEVER reach the levels I have here in WCF. You will NEVER achieve the accolades that I have here. And Dolph, you will NEVER...beat...me.

*Daniels raises his arms into the air and celebrates being the best wrestler, best looking, best overall performer in WCF.*

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Dolph scowls in displeasure and stares at Daniels on the ramp.

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Dolph: Never, Daniels? Never? In the early 60's everyone said we could never put a man on the moon. BAM. Apollo 11. More recently, people said that the US government would never spy on its own people. BAM. Edward Snowden. And even more recently, your wife took vows that she would never cheat on you. BAM. Two nights ago, Radisson Hotel, Room 128. The point here is obvious Chris, never is a long time. And you stand up there, crowing about your success and claim that I'll never beat you. At the Royal Rumble we get to find out don't we Chris? At the Royal Rumble, we get to see if the Fallen Angelina can back up everything he says. I'm playing with house money here Chris. I've got nothing left to prove, and though your record is a golden one as you say, you've got everything to prove. It's going to be brutal Chris, we both know that. It's going to be one hell of a slobberknocker, good old J.R. knows that. It's going to come down to which man can withstand the most punishment before giving up the ghost forever. There are no ghosts haunting me Chris. No skeletons in my closet. But for you? Hell, you're a man in torment. You're a man who has to carry a list around to prove to everybody what he's worth. At the Rumble Chris, The Show Off is going to haunt you. He's going to scare you. He's going to beat you. And that, well, that you can't stand. This match is going to haunt you forever Daniels. I know you're scared Chris, and you have good reason to be. I'm going to end your career in disgrace. I'm going to finish your list by adding one more name to the bottom....your own.

Ziggler hops on to turnbuckle and points to himself as the crowd roars its approval.

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*Daniels begins to walk down the entrance way.*

Christopher Daniels:
You know what, Ziggler? I'm fed up of your trash-talk. I'm going to come down to that ring, and kick your ass a couple of weeks early.

*Daniels drops the microphone and sprints for the ring. He slides in but Dolph drops him and begins to lay into him with punches. He eventually gets off looks at the crowd for motivation. Ziggler sets up Daniels for the superkick, but Daniels ducks it and gives Ziggler a Low-Blow. Ziggler drops to the ground in agony, fearing that he may never be able to re-produce after that nut-shot. Daniels exits the ring to add a Steel Chair into the mix. He gets back in the ring and lays into Ziggler's face with the steel chair. He doesn't stop, and 4 referees come out to restrain Daniels. He shoves the Referees away and begins to stomp on Ziggler's face. He stops for a second.*

Christopher Daniels:
(Yelling at Ziggler's motionless body)
DO YOU QUIT YET? HUH?

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*Daniels continues his assault on Ziggler, grabbing a Kendo Stick. He beats Dolph's body like a piñata, refusing to stop until the referees intervene. Ziggler's face is now pissing blood, as Daniels smears Ziggler's blood on his chest. Daniels grabs the microphone off the floor.*

Christopher Daniels:
DO YOU QUIT YET ZIGGLER? HUH? END YOUR CAREER NOW AND YOU WON'T SUFFER ANYMORE! SAY THAT YOU QUIT!

*Dolph, barely able to lift his head up, looks at Daniels and spits blood in his face. Ziggler then gives him the Middle Finger, which enrages Daniels. Daniels goes up to the top rope and hits Dolph with a BME. The Camera pans to the entrance-way to see a stretcher being rolled down the ramp. Daniels exits the ring as the crowd begin to throw trash at him. Ziggler is aided onto the Stretcher, but Daniels gets passed the referees once more, climbs to the top, and hits a BME onto Ziggler on the Stretcher. The crowd begin to go crazy and heckle Daniels, but Daniels begins to laugh to himself. Daniels grabs to microphone once more.*

Christopher Daniels:
If you think THAT was bad, just wait until Royal Rumble!

*Daniels drops the microphone and the show goes to a commercial break.*

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