Too Cool's Reunion

Subject: Too Cool's Reunion Sat Jan 18, 2014 4:54 am

As Monday night Raw is coming back from a commercial break, Scotty 2 Hotty's theme song is already playing throughout the arena. The fans are on their feet, cheering as loud as they can. After just a short while, out from the back comes not just Scotty, but also his former tag team partner, Grand Master Sexay. The fans' cheers grow even louder as the duo burst out onto the stage, dancing as they usually do. But the cheers soon die down as the two dancing maniacs are revealed to be none other than Kenny Dykstra and Edge, dressed up in disguise. Boos now hit the stage as Kenny and Edge look at one another then charge down to the ring. They slide underneath the bottom rope and spring up once inside. They continue to dance, making a mockery of the word itself. Their music then dies down and they both request microphones from ringside.

Kenny Dykstra

. . . Kick it!

Kenny and Edge throw down their mics as the music starts up again, once more dancing like idiots. Some of the fans actually find this funny, while the other Too Cool marks boo their hearts out. The music once again dies down and Kenny picks up his fallen microphone.

Kenny Dykstra

. . . Yo, check it. Scotty 2 Hotty and Grand Master Sexay are here to drop a sick beat on you fools!

Edge

Yo, yo, yo, yo!

Kenny Dykstra

. . . Yo, my name is Scotty 2 Hotty . . . Ugh . . . Dang, I forgot that I'm a middle aged white guy, man!

The fans laugh as Kenny lowers his head, sighing heavily.

Edge

. . . Yo, yo, yo, yo!

Kenny Dykstra

Do you think that maybe it's time to- to settle down and maybe start a family. Gee, I don't know, become a firefighter or something-

The music kicks in once again and Kenny throws down his microphone mid sentence. Edge does the same and the two continue to make fun of Too Cool. It doesn't last long this time however, as the real Scotty 2 Hotty reveals himself atop the stage. The fans burst into cheer, chanting Scotty's name as Kenny and Edge turn their heads. The music cuts off and 2 Hotty raises the mic that's in his hand.

(Too be continued by Mr. 2 Hotty.)

Subject: Re: Too Cool's Reunion Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:20 pm

Scotty:
Boys, boys, boys..This is just precious! Kenny comes out trying his best to act funny, by doing some more terrible dancing, along with Edge, the most irrelevant wrestler in the WCF. Now Scotty has a sense of humor, and Scotty obviously likes to have fun...So go ahead and hit it!

Scotty motions to the back as Kenny and Edge look confused

Scotty starts running in place like a cheerleader beginning a cheer, still at the top of the ramp. Someone comes out from the back and starts running in place right next to Scotty. The crowd begins to erupt as they realize it's Grandmaster Sexay joining Scotty. As Too Cool start to do cheer formations, they chant as the music stops

Scotty and Grandmaster Sexay:
READY, OKAY! TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT, WHO Do we...uh...

Scotty and Grandmaster look at each other not really knowing what to do

Sexay:
Scotty, I gotta tell you. This ain't working! That was the worst idea you've ever had! I mean, cheerleaders!! Haha, no one can EVER take that seriously!

Scotty:
Brian, you are completely right!! I can't believe I thought that was a good idea! Anyone who ever thinks it's a good idea, must be some kinda...some kinda....some kinda CLOWN ASS!!

As Scotty finishes saying Clown ass, he just stares down the ramp at Kenny, with a serious look on his face. After staring for a seconds he cracks a grin, and turns back to Sexay

Scotty:
You know what we need to do Brian?! WE NEED TO SHOW THESE AMATEURS HOW IT'S DONE!! HIT THE MUSIC!

Scotty and Grandmaster Sexay start strutting and dancing down the ramp like they've done so many times before with the crowd erupting and cheering as loud as they have for Scotty since his return. They get down the ramp and hop in the ring continuing to dance as the lights dim in on them and the camera zooms in and out at a fast pace. After a minute, the lights kick back on, the music stops and Edge and Kenny return to the ring and have a stare down with Too Cool. Everyone involved has an intense look on their face and there is clearly words being exchanged. The crowd chanting as loud as they can "They still got it!" down to Too Cool, causing them to smirk

[Promo to be continued by KDyk or that other guy, the one that plays guitar for U2]

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Edge puts the mic up to his mouth

Edge:

Hold on a second. *Looks at Kenny* Am I the only one who's glad that we don't have to hear that damn music and see their stupid dancing anymore? They can't dance, yet everyone still cheers them. I just don't understand these fans sometimes. They don't know real talent when they see it apparently. It's kinda funny. The people who actually win matches get booed.

Edge and Kenny laugh hysterically at the joke while the crowd boos loudly

Edge, still laughing, puts the mic back up to his mouth

Edge

Speaking of which, Scotty.....when was the last time you won a match? It's like dancing is your way of forgetting the fact that you're gonna get your ass kicked later on. You can dance your way 6 feet under, because if you keep this little act up, it's going to be what happens to you. You should know that Kenny and I aren't the types of guys you can just mess around with and think you'll get away with it. When you piss us off, you get your ass kicked. It's simple, really. You should understand it. I'm not sure if these people out here can understand, seeing as they all have a single digit IQ for cheering the losers. Where are we again?

Edge leans over and Kenny whispers something in his ear

Edge

Wait, what's that Kenny? Hoffman Estates, Illinois? Where is that again? I've never heard of it. I don't think anyone has, honestly.

The Hoffman Estates crowd boos Edge as he insults them

Edge

Well, wherever we are, I'm not sure if I was hearing things, but I think I did hear you say I was....what, irrelevant? How can you be calling me that when you haven't even won a match in the last month? I mean, come on man. You gotta be kidding me. You're the WCF's Jobber! Whenever there's somebody new and rising up in the company, you're the guy they put in a match because they know you'll put them over. Take Raven for example. When he arrived, you and him competed. He completely destroyed you to the point where you had to be carried out on a stretcher. Now, how about you stop thinking about your little fantasy about being somebody and try to actually make something out of it? Try to take me and Kenny on. In a 2-on-1 handicap match. I know you'll want to. Don't you agree, Kenny?

Edge lowers the mic and looks at Kenny

{Promo open to Kenny}

Subject: Re: Too Cool's Reunion Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:52 pm

Kenny looks back at Edge and shakes his head, putting his arm around him.

Kenny Dykstra

Now, now, Edge. Don't be so rude! Can't you see there's a forth person in this ring with us? Well . . . He is really short, so I don't blame you. It's Scotty's life partner, Grand Master Sexay! Yes, yes, a round of applause, everyone! It's Too Cool's reunion! And, Edge, we wouldn't want to ruin their big reunion would we? Well, I mean, we would, and we will. But we're not going to leave the Grand Master out of all the fun! So, Scotty, Mr. Sexay, Edge and I would like to challenge you to a tag team match, right here, right now!

The fans go nuts as Scotty and Sexay look at one another, thinking about Kenny's proposal. It doesn't take long for the pair to raise their mics up in unison and shout at Kenny.

Too Cool

YOU'RE ON!

The duo throw down their mics as Kenny and Edge move into their corner. A referee comes booking down the ramp, entering the ring and moving to the center of it. As Kenny and Edge take off their Too Cool costumes, Sexay takes his place on the apron, letting Scotty start the match off.

15 minuets into the match

As Edge reaches for the tag, Kenny is dragging himself along the canvas, trying to make it to his partner. He's stopped by Scotty, who grabs his foot and pulls him back. Scotty proceeds to rebound off the ropes and hit a big body splash, attempting a pin. 1 . . . 2 . . . No! Kenny refuses to stay down. Scotty rises to his feet and looks around the arena, the fans knowing what he's up to. He then turns to Grand Master Sexay and the two nod their heads. Scotty's whole body begins to wiggle as he hops around on one foot. As he turns back around to do The Worm, he's met with a massive spear by Edge that shakes the ring! The fans show their dislike for it by chanting, "Edge sucks, Edge sucks, Edge sucks!" The chants die down though as Edge himself turns right into a massive dropkick off the top rope by Sexay! There's not much time for the fans to cheer, as Sexay is struck with a low blow from behind by Kenny. The referee has a clear view of the act and calls for the bell. Kenny screams at the ref, "what!? Are you blind? I didn't do anything!" The referee won't buy it though and he shouts for the announcer to make the call.

Announcer

Here are your winners, by disqualification . . . Too . . . Cool!

Kenny pushes the referee back into a corner, poking his chest and screaming in his face. He then grabs the ref by his collar and throws him back into the middle of the ring. Kenny begins to laugh, but his laughter is cut short by Scotty who leaps onto his back, locking in a tight sleeper hold. Edge tries to come to Kenny's aid, but he's stopped by Sexay who blasts him with clothesline. Kenny attempts to toss Scotty off of his back, but to no avail. Sexay turns to the two and decides it's time for some payback, kicking Kenny as hard as he can in his nether region. The fans go crazy as Kenny's eyes go wide and he drops to his knees, sighing heavily. Scotty and Sexay look at one another and high five, their music hitting the PA system. They then begin to dance around Kenny and Edge, a portion of the audience chanting, "you still got it!"

(Promo closed!)