Size matters.

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The screen is taken over by a trio known around the world. Bobby Heenan, Mean Gene Okerlund, and the legend, Andre the Giant.

[Mean Gene]
So Andre, how does it feel to be a part of the WCF roster, as well as being in the U.S. title tournament?

[Bobby Heenan]
Okerlund, if you could do us all a favor and just leave the talking to me, and the wrestling to the biggest man in all of wrestling. Thank you. Now, this upcoming tournament is something to be quite fond of. Just look at some of the competitors: Randy Orton, CM Punk, Bully Ray. Etc. This is excluding almost all of the roster, but these three guys serve as more of a competition that the others. What do these three individuals lack that Andre has? Size. Punk is quit the talker, but he is not the biggest guy around and in the ring, size matters. Randy Orton's daddy was around when Andre was, and he was always terrified of the Giant. But then again who wasn't? Why? Because size matters. Bully Ray. What has he done that Andre won't be able to top? Because size matters. It will lead myself and Andre to a United States title by defeating almost everyone on the roster.

[Mean Gene]
So, you are not the least bit worried that your client Andre won't be able to handle himself in the ring?

[Bobby Heenan]
Okerlund, I would be more worried about those who are going to face him, if I were you. This is the man who carried Hulk Hogan to the top. This is the man who clashed with him and took him to the limit, at Wrestlemania 3! By it that he may not have won, this man is still the most dominant man to grace the WWF, as well as WCF. Andre has the second key to victory besides his size, and that, that is me. And anyone, ANYONE, who thinks otherwise on the roster, is even more stupid, than I thought so beforehand.

[Mean Gene]
Do you have any last comments to be made?

[Bobby Heenan]
Matter of fact, I d-

Bobby is cut off by Andre reaching out and grabbing Okerlund's arm and raising it to where he can speak into the mic.

[Andre]
The U.S. title, is going home with me.

With that, Andre walks out of frame.

[Bobby Heenan]
You heard the man!

Heenan lets out a little chuckle before following Andre out of frame.