All About Me #Repost

{J.R}
What a night on Raw we have had so far King. Great matches, a great atmosphere, and a ruckus crowd here tonight. Plus that huge announcement from Stephanie McMahon about Breaking Point sure has the whole Arena buzzing.

{King}
You’ve sure got that right JR. You’ve got Cody Rhodes going one on one with The Miz and after the way they were going at it earlier today I can’t wait to see that match.

{J.R}
That one is going to be brutal for sure King. Speaking of brutal we have that cage match for the intercontinental title with the game Triple H defending his title against the show off Dolph Ziggler. Not only that but we also have the finals of the U.S Title tournament.

{King}
Oh ho ho man but we can’t forget about the one that is for all the marbles now can we. Dean Ambrose takes on Capitan Charisma and Alberto Del Rio for the vacant WCF World Heavyweight Championship in what I feel will be the match of the night.

{J.R}
I couldn’t agree more King. That match right there is huge for multiple reasons. First you win you become the New WCF World Heavyweight Champion. Secondly you clinch your spot in the Wrestlemania Main Event where the title will be on the line against the winner of this years Royal Rumble and the man who will be on commentary with us all night, The Greatest Man That Ever Lived Austin Aries.



{King}
Speaking of Aries here he comes now. It’s been a while since we heard him speak, I wonder what his thoughts are on the title picture?

*Austin Aries walks down to the ring with his trademark smirk on his face then asks for a mic*



{Aries}
Did you miss me?

*The crowd erupts with a mixture of cheers and boos with some random guy yelling bobby rooooooo*

{Aries}
Ya know, I’m not sure how I’m supposed to take that. Sounds like some of you still love me while some of you can’t stand me. Then you have some assclown yelling something about a kangaroo.

{Random Fan}
I said BobbyRo-

{Aries}
*in a mocking tone* I said Bobby wah wah wah. Look here tubby when I’m in the ring talking you only cheer about me got it. Hell you can boo me if you want but as long as its about me okay. Now unless you have something else to say sit back down and shut the hell up.

*The crowd is now fully against Aries now*



{Aries}
Oh no did I do something bad? Am I not supposed to say bad things? Does that make me a bad person??? Well look if it does I just want all of you here in this godforsaken town to know that I hope that you all continue to hate me because I don’t plan on ever coming back here. I mean seriously why would I want a town full of losers like yourself cheering for me. Like look at this

*Aries points to the titantron to reveal an image of the box score from the superbowl*



*The crowd boos loudly and a chant of lets go broncos erupts*

{Aries}
Yea yea yea let’s go broncos huh. You would think that Denver being a pretty popular city you would at least have something besides legalized marijuana to look forward too. But being as bad as you are good thing you have that weed to smoke your problems away. While me on the other hand I couldn’t be better. You all see that sign up there. You know, that wrestlemania sign. Yea I’m gunna be there under the bright lights in the main event showing each and every one of you people that I really am just that damn good. You see when I threw rybacks fat ass over the top rope that was all I needed. The thing is when that happened you all cheered for me. But I come here today and boos? That is exactly why I don’t need any of you behind me unless you’re picking up my trash. All of you are fair-weather friends. You just cheer for whos hot or who has the coolest music or who the internet is buzzing about. But I am the only person that everybody should be talking about. You hear that? Me, not Dean Ambrose, not Christian, and not Alberto Del Rio. Me Me and only Me. I’m the Greatest Man That Ever Lived for a reason. But you already knew that.

*Aries winks at the camera*



{Aries}
You all will see soon enough but for now I’m glad Stephanie McMahon put me on commentary for Breaking Point. Because not only do you all get to hear me talk for three hours but I get a front row seat to see who the next person is that I get to toy with in that ring. Because lord knows nobody in this company, hell nobody in the buisness can defeat me 1-2-3 and you can bet on that. And as much as you don’t like me your going to keep askingfor my autographs. Keep asking me for pictures with me, your gunna keep askingme to follow you on twitter, to shout you out on twitter, to retweet your mornic tweets. Why do you keep doing these things? Because I’m the reason you even turn on the T.V. I’m the most searched wrestler on youtube, dailymotion, and google. I’m the best damn thing in professional wrestling since Pete Rose got tombstoned at wrestlemania. I’m the Greatest Man That Ever Lived and come wrestlemania…. I will be the WCF World HeavyWeight Champion. Hi….. I’m Austin Aries and I’m just that damn good.

*Aries drops the mic then raises his arms high above his head then looks in the camera and screams “It’s only a matter of time”*



{JR}
Strong Words from Austin Aries here. He is really confident that the title is his come mania.

{King}
It is his JR. He’s The Greatest Man That Ever Lived and he gets to be on commentary the whole night with us.

{JR}
Don’t remind me…