Subject: And your new....HUH?! Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:10 am
As usual the cameras pan to the announcers table where we see our stooges, Cole and Lawler. J.R got injured whilst revamping his BBQ sauce. We see Jerry eating a cheese and bacon burger with J.R's BBQ sauce on the table. Cole looks at him disgusted and starts off a conversation.
Cole Please, will you put that burger down?! You've already had 2, and they were also meals!
Lawler But with J.R's BBQ sauce....
Cole J.R is a coward who only shows up to shows whenever he wants to! You make me sick, buying into his needs, purchasing his BBQ sauce for both his and your desires.
Lawler Just have one bite Cole, have the one without the BBQ sauce, then try one with it. Then tell me that I make you sick.
Cole gives in, and Jerry obtains a spare burger and slowly pushes it to Coles face. He opens his mouth and he prepares to take a bite until....
??? Hey, remember me?
The theme of Randy Orton starts to play, as he appears from the back, holding a microphone in hand. Holding his newly owned U.S championship in hand as he begins to walk down the ramp. He starts to speak, whilst the music volume is decreased at a point to where the crowd can still hear it.
Orton Now listen, I want to ask you guys one thing. I know you hate me, but hear me out. Do you...like this theme song?
The majority of the crowd boos, while some of the Orton marks, and all the females in the crowd cheer for him.
Orton Yeah, I like it too. It spices things up a little bit. The old theme was getting, well, old! But enough of the theme, lets get onto the main thing at hand here.
Orton enters the ring, and heads for the corner to hit his signature pose where he throws his arms up into the air. He holds the U.S championship in the air while holding the microphone near his mouth as he begins to announce himself.
Orton And your new United States champion.......Me, RANNNDEEHHH ORRRRTENNNN!!!
The crowd acts the same way as before, with all the marks and the women cheering for him. Orton gets down and continues to speak.
Orton Now, if you all would refrain from being distracted by your friends, or Jerry, to stop eating more burgers! Jeez, I could come down there and knock you out, just like I did with The Great Khali, who I easily defeated last week to become your new United States champion! Everyone always runs their big mouths, saying that they can knock down Randy Orton, or that I didn't deserve to be champion. It's obvious right? That they don't know what true potential I have. It's all in the genes I guess. My father may have been a great superstar, but that was decades ago. Now I'm that great superstar, no I am the best superstar!
Orton You wanna know why? I have been working hard since day one, when I started knocking people down with that MVP's move, was it The Playmaker? Idk, but some also got knocked out with a crossbody of all things?! I was that good, that I knocked people off with their own moves. Two weeks ago, I face Dean Ambrose, and I hit the Headlock Driver on him to secure the win. Now that he's champion, he's got a lot on his mind. Tonight, I'll be facing him once again, and I'll make sure that he wont have anything on his mind. Wait, I shouldn't just target Ambrose, right? I should mention several other superstars who I've easily beaten.
Orton Dolph Ziggler, the man with the Spaghetti hair. The one who somehow manages to do like 20 backflips with a monkey flip. I know you're here to show off, but come on! You can't always focus on appealing the fans with how you get hit, that wont appeal the fans. You gotta hit your opponent to get the fans attention. What about Christian? Sure, he's been a World Champ at WWE, Undisputed Champ here. But as soon as he won the championships, he either got beat, or just decided to quit. Then a couple weeks ago, he was nominated to a championship match once again? I smell a bit of BS around here Christian. You guys do see what I mean right? They're not cut out to be wrestlers, they're entertainers. They just want the spotlights to be on them, they want to be in newspapers, television shows, movies. If they want to be stars, they should go with Chris Jericho on Dancing with the Stars! Anyone would do better than his performance!
Orton then leans onto the turnbuckles at the corner, and mentions one last name.
Orton Now lets talk about the bosses around here, not Stephanie, no. I want to talk about Bully Ray. First of all he is one SON OF A BI.....
All of a sudden, Bully Rays theme music hits, and Orton looks very annoyed by the fact the theme cut him off!
Orton What do you want now?!
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Subject: Re: And your new....HUH?! Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:53 am
Bully Ray come swaggering out to the top of the ramp. The crowd boos lustily.
Bully: I can see why Stephanie is such a major bitch all the time, having to be the person in charge around here is one shitty ass job. Problem after problem to take care of, no one seems to be appreciative of what you do, and on top of that you've got arrogant sons of bitches like this moron down here claiming to be the greatest that ever lived every single frickin' night. Fuhgeddaboudit. So Stephanie, my special girl, for what it's worth I apologize for kidnapping and torturing you. My bad baby girl, my bad.
The crowd boos again as it is clear Bully Ray can barely get the words out of his mouth without sniggering to himself.
Now as you for you Randall, congratulations on becoming the new US champion, a once prestigious title that is now going to once again slide into mediocrity with dumb asses like you holding on to it. I've got some good news for you Randy. Since you're the new champion, and I know for a fact you don't have the ability to work two matches in a night, I mean, the people here barely want to see you in one, fuhgeddaboudit, you WILL NOT be facing the Undertaker at Wrestlemania.
The fans boo again, but Randy is clearly relieved.
Yeah, I figured you'd like that ya pussbag. It's no secret you've been running around here like a scared little boy of the monster in the dark, the big bad Undertaker. Well, now you can breathe easier since it's not going to happen. I mean, knowing Taker the way I do, I'm sure he's still gonna find a way to absolutely destroy you, you just won't be getting paid for the pleasure of having it happen. So instead, you'll be defending your US title at Mania. I'm not gonna choose your opponent Randy, since I'm sick of this being-in-charge racket, but I'm sure when Stephanie gets back on her feet, she'll have something to say on the subject. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a four way match to prepare for. That's a match that's going to put me in the MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA Randy, something you can't possibly even imagine. Instead of being a headliner, you're gonna be jerking the curtain in some boring match for that US title, rather than taking on a living legend. Hey good job man. I'm sure you're doing the right thing for your career. Moron.
Bully tosses the mic to the ground and leaves the arena.
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Subject: Re: And your new....HUH?! Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:28 pm
As Bully Ray leaves the arena, the lights go out and the sound of his bell is heard.
Cole: Uh oh King, it seems that The Undertaker isn't very happy about Randy quitting their match at Wrestlemania.
King: What do you mean quitting Cole, Bully Ray came out and canceled that match himself, there's no way that our United States champion would run away from any challenge, even from the Dead Man himself.
The Undertaker appears on the titantron as the lights slowly come up. Randy Orton is pacing back and forth in the ring, furious at Taker's appearance.
Undertaker: Hung be the heavens with black, yield day to night. Be afraid of the night Randy because shades and demons lurk in the dark. I lurk in the night Randy, and at Wrestlemania the dark will come. You can hide behind your gold belt. You can try and hide from the dark, but it will find you. Perhaps not at Wrestlemania Randy, but soon. It will come soon. I will be at Wrestlemania Randy. I will be in the shadows. I will be in the dark. And you will be afraid. Your fear has made a coward of you Randy, and you refuse to fight. But what will you do when the fight comes to you? What will you do when you can no longer run? When you can no longer hide? Then, Randy, then, you will REST IN PEACE.
Taker rolls his eyes back in his head and sticks out his tongue as his face fades from the titantron.
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