Suddenly the stadium lights up with ted dibiase and his theme. the fans cheer and rock the stadium as a no name comes out from the curtain. he walks down to the ring and steps inside to a mixed but quiet reaction because nobody gives a damn about ted dibiase.
Ted Dibiase i almost feel disrespected. i walked out here and there was almost no noise at all do you even know who i am well probably not but that doesnt matter. i said i feel almost disrespected and thats for a reason. no one feels disrespected when a bunch of poor sheep wont cheer them because you arent even worthy to cheer me you know that. i could have any fans or any girls i want in the world because when you come from the money wealth success and good looks that i come from you get far in this world and you know its true. look at all the fat chicks in this arena i bet not one has been laid in years but then take a look at any decent looking girl and she has 12 horny guys all over her. its a fact.
The crowd boos his remarks they dont like what hes saying at all.
Ted Dibiase oh you guys really dont like that do you. well i do. you know why because the way this world is works out for me more often then it doesnt. i mean sometimes the fatties get jealous and sometimes they boo me when i come out hell sometimes they dont watch me at all theyre that disgusted im living the life they wish they were and that gets me fired. but you know what i dont need this job either way because im ted freakin dibiase and i have so much money i could quit working right now and be fine. well that sounds great but when youve got a job as great as mine you dont want to quit. i get to come to a ring put people down and kick ass and i get paid for it too. even if i use the money as toilet paper later its still worth it.
Ted Dibiase and you know what else is toilet paper all the other wrestlers here because i shit all over them. none of them have an ounce of the talent that i have and just look at the proof. im out with maryse and shes a dime she has nice breasts a nice behind shes fit shes CANADIAN shes a blonde and i could go on and on but i dont think you need me to for you to know shes perfection. then some of the other guys here look who theyre doing come on aj lee she looks like shes 12 and it might not be my thing but unlike you if i went to jail for that sort of thing i could afford my bail so you should watch out because you dont wanna get stuck in jail.
The crowd hates ted
Ted Dibiase and thats that. you see im just better than all of you and being so much better than all of you requires me to you know do better things than talk to all of you so im about to g...
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tbc anyone who wants to and if theres a maryse that be great
