Livin' The Life.

Subject: Livin' The Life. Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:12 pm

RAW comes back from commercial to show a room filled with faint smoke and soft rock music. The camera pans around to show an old 80s styled couch filled with several cheap hookers before panning over to show Chris Jericho and Sean Waltman sitting on their own couch, a scratched glass table between them. On the table lays several piles of money and their contracts with some sort of white powdery substance covering most of the table . . . and their attires . . . and parts of the floor around them. Sean shakes his head in pleasure and disbelief as he smiles, counting a small sum of $1 bills.

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Man, Y2J, I'm so glad you lost that goofy clown suit. Look where we are now? JCW is at the top of World Championship Federation right now!

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
We're livin the good life, Syxx. Money, booze, rock n' roll, we got everything man!

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Good thing Stephanie was in such a hurry to leave that she didn't even double check us.

Sean stops for a moment, looking around as if something is missing before speaking up.

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Speaking of JCW, where the hell is Christian?

Both Sean and Chris look around the room a bit but see no sign of fellow member, Christian Cage. Chris signals for one of the girls to check the closets, but no avail, no Christian. Both men just look at each other before shrugging their shoulders and go back to counting but its not long before Christian comes rushing into the room.

Christian Cage
Guys, guys, guys. You won't believe, what I just saw. Wait, why are you guys naked?

Chris and Sean look at each other, and then look at one another's tights, then back at each other, holding their confused stare before turning back to Christian.

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
What?

Christian then points at the powdery substance on the table.

Christian Cage
Did you guys start without me?

Chris and Sean both look at the table in quick fashion and continue to stare at it, not sure if they can speak about it on television.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
That's . . .

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
That's salt.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Yeah. Salt.

Christian Cage
So, if that's salt where's the . . .

Sean stands up before Christian can finish and promptly interrupts him before they all get in trouble.

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Enough about us, where have you been?

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Or better yet, why is your hair short? What are you, gay?

Christian and Sean both turn to Chris, who looks back in disgust.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
It's short and . . . unsanitary. REAL rock stars have smooth, long hair, didn't you know? That's how we get all the chicks! With your hair . . . you'll be lucky to find a dude who looks like a lady.

Sean lightly taps Chris on the chest, noting he got the reference. Both men share a bromancive smile and nod before Christian interrupts.

Christian Cage
For your information, I wash my hair twice a day.

Christian looks rather proud of himself before he continues.

Christian Cage
But anyways, you guys won't believe what I just saw up the road from here!

Chris and Sean look at each other, a look of non-amusement on their faces before turning back to Christian and allowing him to continue.

Christian Cage
Wait for it . . . wait for it . . . they got a Wendys!

Christian looks for a sign of excitement from his partners, obviously excited himself.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Get out! Rockstars don't go to Wendy's!

Christian seems taken aback by this news.

Christian Cage
What? They don't?

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
No, they don't! Rockstars go to cooler, better places . . . places your feeble little mind can't even imagine! Tell him, Sean.

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Well, I go to Wendy's, but only on Saturdays.

Chris looks at Sean with disappointment, which catches Sean off-guard.

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Only because I get free meals for being so damn awesome, obviously.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
They never gave me any free meals.

Sean looks down at his boots and away from the cold stare of Chris.

Christian Cage
Obviously you just suck.

Chris glares at Christian.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
HEY! Don't make me come over there and m . . .

Chris is interrupted as the door opens, the group's manager Chief Biginduku stepping inside.

Chief Biginduku
Gentlemen, your interview is up next. Are you ready?

Christian Cage
Yeah, we just gotta put the co . . .

Sean places a hand against Christian's mouth.

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Yeah, we just gotta put the contracts and money and other stuff away. You know, so it won't get stolen.

Sean glares at Christian before following Chris out of the door and into the hallway, where Josh Matthews is waiting.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Oh look at this nerd over here. Josh, I thought you were still playing Dungeons and Dragons with your janitor friend!

Christian Cage
What's Dungeons and Dragons?

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Where have you been lately? You been living under a rock for the past 20 years or something?

Josh Matthews straightens his tie a bit before choking down Chris's words and continuing with his questions

Josh Matthews
Chris Jericho, you've certainly changed ever since you've done away with the Super Liger costume and personality. Any reason as to why that is?

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Josh, I'll tell you why I changed. I was going nowhere as Super Liger, I got sick and tired of being this unknown Japanese guy who goes "HIYA HIYA HIYA" and saves the universe! I'm not like that. Me? I'm a rock'n'rolla. With Sean, I've managed to create what I've always wanted: The most badass, kickass, womanizing band in the history of entertainment!

Christian Cage
I think you forgot something Chris. The third to this trio. You know, the best looking of the three? You didn't forget, did you?

Christian looks at Chris with sadness in his eyes as Josh Matthews moves the mic towards Christian.

Josh Matthews
Well Christian, since you spoke up, what are your thoughts on this new group that you three have made up?

Christian Cage
Well it's obviously the coolest thing happening around here, in case you didn't notice. We got the good looks, the rockin' moves, and all the ladies. We even got Pepsi from th local grocery store. Do you have I didn't think so.

Chris sniffs and clears some stuff off his nose.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Damn sinuses.

Christian Cage
Oh yeah, and we have this really cool stuff that makes you really hyper and stuff! Sean, maybe we should show him the . . .

Sean reaches forward and places his hands around the mouth of Christian before pulling him behind Chris.

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Yeah Christian, maybe we should show him the new line of JCW Energy Drinks. They come in Rockin' Pac, Jerichoholic, and Captain Derpy flavors, to support your favorite member. So obviously, you should buy one of each, or you suck.

Josh Matthews takes his mic and shoves it in Sean's face.

Josh Matthews
Sean . . .

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
You can call me Syxx.

Josh Matthews
Right, Syxx, how exactly did this group come about?

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Simple. I was here a few days scouting around, seeing if maybe WCF was good enough for me and I happened to catch Good Ol' Y2J over there stepping out of his clown costume. I could see the sadness on his face, knowing that he deserved better and so I mentioned to him about the luxurious life I was living as a rockstar, and he was up for it and then he talked me into joining this company so we could both be happy. Christian happened to be there in the locker room and he . . . uh . . . came up with our name and our attire designs. Apart, we are talented and good looking men, and together, we are the most successful group to date.

Christian Cage
Did he mention we were naked?

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Yes . . . we were having . . . those delicious fruity drinks by Naked . . . that taste . . . great. Haha. Ha . . . Ha.

Christian tugs on Chris's jacket as he points down a hallway.

Christian Cage
Guys, I think I saw some naked chicks down there.

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
I guess we should go investigate!

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Anything would be better than standing around with Twinkle Toes.

With that the three men begin their journey down the hall, neither Chris Jericho nor Sean Waltman knowing if Christian Cage actually saw naked women, but doing anything they can to get out an awkward situation.

[Promo Closed]
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Subject: Re: Livin' The Life. Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:11 pm

Did Dwolf and Cobros write their parts?

Subject: Re: Livin' The Life. Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:42 am

Yeah. We wrote this as a group in Skype.

Subject: Re: Livin' The Life. Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:05 am

Well then sir, it was an awesome promo and I can't wait to see where it goes. Smile

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Haha, nice promo. One of the best. Funny as hell.

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