JCW Gets Schooled

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*The team of JCW are seen outside of a classroom, in a completely straight, single file line. Christian is at the front, with Syxx and Chris Jericho right behind him. Jericho removes a small pencil from his pocket and throws it at Christian, connecting with his skull. Christian scratches his head as Jericho looks around, barely able to contain himself as he laughs on with Syxx.*

Christian Cage
Hey dude, that's not nice! You could of taken my eye out!

*Christian turns around, as though going to continue to speak to his fellow members when the door behind him opens, snapping Syxx and Jericho into respectful young men, hiding their smiles forcefully. Christian pauses, knowing someone is behind him.*

???
And what do we have here?

*Miz is standing in the doorway as he gives off a disgusted look at the three amigos standing before him. He then begins to speak as Christian turns around.*

Miz
So you three want to learn the ways of the awesome one huh?

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
The way of the Awesome One? I don't think you can get more awesome than three of the most talented and gorgeous rockstars in this arena.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
I'm soary, but "The Awesome One" cannot compare to the likes of the talent we possess as JCW! I bet you 10 dollars that even that dopey Christian could outlast you ANYWHERE, in the ring, on the stage, and sure as hell in the classroom!

Christian Cage
HEY! I'm not THAT dopey!

Miz
Please, until you all main event WrestleMania against John Cena, you're below me. Now get into the class room so I can teach you all how to better yourselves both in the ring and outside the ring.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho (under his breath)
Scumbag.

Christian Cage (under his breath)
I'll better myself in his mom.

*Sean leads the group as he takes the first steps inside the classroom.*

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Let's get this over with.

*Christian follows behind, Jericho coming right behind him as well. The three come into the classroom to reveal a teacher's desk, black board, and three student like desks.*

Christian Cage
Dude! These are for middle schoolers!

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Look at these desks. HA! This one says "Piss in the toilet" on it! That's priceless!

*Sean sits down at one of the small desks, pulling a few pencils and crumbled up papers out of one of his jacket pockets. Beside him sits Christian who has come fully prepared with a binder, several sharpened pencils, and a calculator, amongst other things. Chris sits on the other side of him, bringing absolutely nothing with him.*

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
So Mr. Miz, how exactly do you plan on making us 'more awesome'?

*Miz stands in the front of the class in front of the black board as he looks at the three men in the desks. He then gives off a smile before answering Sean.*

Miz
Well you see, the first step is to realize why you're here, and that's because you three are a couple of nobodies who run around the locker room trying so hard to be somebody again but you just can't get there. Instead you have each other to comfort through these depressing times in your careers. And that's why I am here. To save your careers.

*Jericho immediately rises up to his feet, his face slightly red.*

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
To save my career? My career has been the best it's ever been! With these guys, I'm getting the money, I'm getting the power, and I'm sure as hell getting the women! Call me a nobody....One. More. Time. I won't hesitate to bash your face on that chalkboard!

*Sean stands up just as Chris finishes and makes his way over to him, patting him on the back once he reaches Chris's desk.*

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Chris, Chris, it'll be okay. (whispers) Remember, this guy is more of a dork than Christian.

*Chris nods his head in understanding, allowing Sean to make his way back to his seat but before he can get there, Christian sticks his leg out and trips him, causing Sean to crash to the floor.*

Christian Cage
Would a dork be able to trip you?

*Christian snorts with laughter as his partner lays on the floor.*

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
You think this is funny, huh?

*Sean gets up and dusts himself off before proceeding to make his way to Christian, but before he can get there, Miz interrupts him.*

Miz
Fellas! Sit the hell down and listen up! The second step to becoming awesome is quite simple. You gel up your hair and tweet. A lot.

*Sean shakes his head as he sits before commenting.*

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Gel up our hair? Tweet? I get this is the 21st century but as rockstars we have no need for any of that crap.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
We're ROCKstars, not any of your dumb popstars, going around "tweeting" about every single thing! That's not the way we run things, right Christian?

*Christian slowly looks up at his spiky hair.*

Christian Cage
Uh.... Yeah, something like that.

*Sean smiles as he chimes in once more, getting back at Christian for tripping him.*

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
I saw Christian tweeting something about his new shirt the other day.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Yeah, something about it smelling like donkey crap and being made by the psychotic homeless man next door?

Christian Cage (under his breath)
At least I'm not stupid enough to believe stories like that.

*After a moment of silence, the three men look up to see The Miz sitting at his desk, smoking a cigarette and tweeting on his phone. He then notices the sudden silence and put the cigarette out in the ash tray and speaks up.*

Miz
Oh is it my turn to talk now? Or are you guys still denying the fact that you all three suck and need help to better yourselves?

*Christian goes to stand up to say something but is offset by Sean who also stands up and places his hand on his friend's chest. Sean gets Christian to calm down from whatever ridiculous he was about to say and gets him to sit back down.*

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Please, Mr. Miz, continue.

*Miz then gladly stands up and draws on the blackboard. After a brief moment, he moves out of the way to reveal a really crappy picture of Mick Foley. It actually resembles more of a bear on crystal meth.*

Miz
Now gentlemen, this is a picture of Mick Foley. The new general manager of Monday Night Raw. And it's clear to me that he's new and vulnerable. So in order to gain awesomeness, you all need to take advantage of his lack of management skills and get yourselves booked in a match with the baddest guy on the yard and take him out to rank yourself up in the top of the ranks.

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Well, I've already beaten Steve Austin.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
I've already beaten HBK, I got my revenge on that knob for Wrestlemania all those years ago, remember that match Sean?

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Yeah, you put your knee right through his face!

Christian Cage
Yeah and I beat that Big E guy.

*Sean and Chris turn their heads towards Christian, trying to figure how he can think that's a worthy match to mention.*

Christian Cage
I mean, uh, I was in a world title match!

*Christian begins to nod, seeming fairly proud of himself.*

Miz
Correction, you stole a world title match from a worthy competitor like myself. But don't worry, I won't break your neck for that. Now as for a worthy competitor, let's focus on the here and now. And the biggest guy out there is The Great Khali. If you guys can knock him off, then you have stepped up your game for sure in becoming awesome!

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
So you want us to face The Great Khali in a three on one handicap match? I mean, if you want us to squash him like a giant bug, why not just say so?

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
I got my fly swatter ready just for him!

Christian Cage
Wait... Who's The Great Khali?

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Isn't he that thing that Dean Ambrose was looking for?

Christian Cage
Dean looks for stuff besides his manhood?

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Guys, he's the world champion. We should, like, show respect or something. Jeez. Freakin nerd looking for myths and legends. Who does he think he is?

*Miz is seen holding his forehead due to a sudden migraine gained from the ignorance of his class. He then looks up at the group.

Miz
I don't care what you did in the past! I honestly don't know why i'm even doing this to be honest. There's no hope for you three. You're not cool. You're not relevant. And one of you really smell! I mean do you guys honestly think you have a chance in a company that i'm in? While i'm here, I'll make sure none of you advance to the main event scene. You don't deserve it. Chris Jericho is stuck in the past. Christian will forever be the sidekick who nobody cares about. And Sean well, you aren't a hasbeen because you never did anything. Sure you joined NwO. But where did that get you? Did it get you a world title shot? No it didn't!

*Miz begins to walk out of the class before speaking to the surprised men once more.*

Miz
Oh and your dreams of being a band.......well at least your name isn't Fozzy.

*Sean stands up and places his hands on his hips.*

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Well, he has a point.

*Sean notices as Chris looks at him, an angry look in his face.*

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
Not about the Fozzy thing, about Christian being nothing more than a sidekick.

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Well, at least I wasn't the one who was involved in such amazing, Oscar-winning movies such as The Marine 3. Yeah, bet that did REALLY well at the box office! Oh wait, I forgot, that piece of crap went straight to DVD!

Christian Cage
I'd rather be a sidekick than have several forgettable title reigns.

*Sean and Chris look at Christian with surprise that he actually said something smart. However, its not long before Christian notices the stares.*

Christian Cage
What? Its true. I mean, why did he face John Cena at WrestleMania?

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
Uh, um......I think Cena won a Chamber match or something. I think we can leave now, guys.

*The gang gets up and starts to leave. Christian goes out the door when Jericho stops Sean.*

"Y2J" Chris Jericho
You know, he might not be dopey after all. Cage might be a useful asset to us.

*Sean nods his head in agreement with Chris's words as the duo begins to head towards through the door.*

Sean "Syxx" Waltman
We'll just have to wait and see.

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