Mission. Accomplished.

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We're taken backstage to the sight of Dean Ambrose shadow boxing in his locker room. The cameraman walks up to Dean and starts asking a few questions.

Cameraman:
Dean, I wanted to get your thoughts on the main event match tonight on Raw, where you willing be teaming up with Sami Hogan against The Rock and Dolph Ziggler. Any comments on the opposing team and your partner?

Dean Ambrose:
Listen, Rock and Ziggler have an unusual relationship, to say the least. I wouldn't be surprised if those two guys tried to beat the hell out of each other over a simple disagreement. Me and Sami Hogan? We're cool! We're not going to be throwing haymakers at each other tonight, because we're here tonight to do one thing, and that's getting the job done. I mean, think about it, Mr. Cameraman Guy: You have the World Heavyweight Champion.........I will repeat that, THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, teaming up with a Hall of Famer? That's what I call one hell of a team! The way I see it, there's no way we're losing this one tonight! Rock and Ziggler better get their acts together before they head out to the ring tonight, otherwise, we may see some friendly fire, so to speak. I've taken on Ziggler in the past, and I've been on the winning and losing side of our battles, but tonight's sure to be a win for me. Ziggler's still probably removing the splinters after that Tables match on the last Smackdown!

Mission. Accomplished. HYrTuwT

Cameraman:
Dean, I'd also like to get some thoughts on your match at Wrestlemania, where you will be defending the World Heavyweight Championship against The People's Champion and Smackdown GM, The Rock.

Dean Ambrose:
The Rock is one of the all-time greats of this business, there's no doubt about that. But if he thinks that he can just waltz into WrestleMania and take my title, he had better rethink his strategy, since I'm not going to back down from a guy like him. He may think that he has nerves of steel, but soon he'll know that I can get into his head so freaky fast, Jimmy John's will piss himself. The man says he can bring it like no other! His ring rust that he's gathered from all those years on the silver screen will catch up to him at WrestleMania, and he'll realize that going toe to toe with the man who DOMINATED Alberto Del Rio and Christian, two world class athletes who didn't get a single fall at that PPV! Everyone knows my history at this point; I'm a guy who spent all those years in the indies, where things like electric saws and barbed wire were as common as the air we're breathing! I've taken so much physical and mental abuse over the years that NOTHING gets to me, absolutely NOTHING! Now if you'll excuse me, I got a pissed off sasquatch to hunt.

Ambrose then runs out of his locker room and peeks out of a corner to see The Great Khali drinking a soda. He sprints up to the behemoth and points a finger at him.

Dean Ambrose: YOU! Finally, after all these weeks of torture, getting tossed into a trash can, and pissing off the wrong giant, I'm here to make sure you get placed into proper custody, Bigfoot! Now you have five seconds to give yourself up before I'm going to have to kick your ass all over this place!

Five.

Four.

Khali stands confused, not having a clue what Ambrose just said.

Three.

Two.

Ambrose stares intently at Khali, Khali looks back.......with confusion.

Dean Ambrose: One.

Ambrose looks around, then punches Khali right in the forehead. Khali stands unfazed as Ambrose looks on in fear. Khali lets out a monster scream, and lunges toward Ambrose, but Dean slips out and starts running. Khali gives chase as Ambrose sprints toward his locker room, looking back to see the angry Khali running towards him. Ambrose gets to his locker room, and as Khali is about to close in on him, Ambrose slams his locker room door shut! Ambrose winces as a loud noise is heard, the sound of Khali colliding with the door. A loud thud is heard, then Ambrose slowly creeps open the door until he sees Khali on the floor unconscious. Ambrose breathes a sigh of relief.

Dean Ambrose: Damn.....You're one crazy bastard, you know that? Thought you could outwit ME, make me look like a dumbass?!?! Well, you're wrong buddy! I might have gotten the wrong schmuck the first time, but I got you this time, you son of a bitch! Now, I'm going to have to drag your big ass back to base. Now how am I going to do that......Hmm. I've got it!

Ambrose looks down the hallway and notices a worker on a forklift. Ambrose runs up to the guy and throws him off the forklift. Ambrose gets in and starts driving off.

Dean Ambrose: Sorry, got some justice to deal out!

Ambrose drives back to Khali's location, where he uses the forklift to pick up Khali and send him out to......Parts Unknown.

Later......

We're taken backstage again as Ambrose is communicating with his walkie-talkie.

Dean Ambrose: Agent Albatross to Gemini, the sasquatch has been deployed.

Gemini: Well done, Agent! Did you have any difficulties this time?

Dean Ambrose: Nope.

Gemini: Well it sounds like a job well done, Agent. Mission accomplished. I have a another assignment for you, but you should take this week and catch a breather. You've earned it, Albatross.

Dean Ambrose: Thanks, Gem. Does this mean I get a raise?

Gemini: Don't push it, Agent.

Ambrose drops the walkie-talkie as he starts prepping for the main event match. The segment fades to black.

[Closed. Feedback. Now.]

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This secret agent story with DA has intrigued me with the last few promos. It's a little different and an entertaining read. I don't know if it's an established and ongoing part of Ambrose's gimmick or if it's something you've recently devised? I've only read the last couple that were posted since I joined.