Something is wrong with Kane...

*we open up to a slightly mentally disturbed Kane, sitting in a chair.*
Kane:
Heeree he comesss....
The mannn in the baaaack...
The darkness prevaiiills....
One of the only ones I cut slaaack...

They tried keeping me down with Khaliiiii....
and Daniels tooooo...
but the man in black and blue....
is coming sooooonnnn....

Cyber Sunday....
The Ministry is getting tired....
of watching water thrown....
at an electrical fire.....

I have only a few words left to say....
and this one I truly mean....
I might have this title....
but do you think you're safe...
Dean?