Unpredictable.

The Show opens, we pan down to JR and King sat at their desk as usual.




            JR: And welcome back, Folks! It's me JR and alongside me is the one and only Jerry The King Lawler.

King: Hey there!

JR: So, King, I believe we are in for a treat shortly. We have a mystery guest heading for the ring!

King:Who could it be, JR?

JR: Only Time will tell, my friend.



The crowd's roaring settles and Jr and King sit back in their chairs.

PRESENTER: And now, we present to you our humble guest... Wait.

King: Wait? What does he mean WAIT, JR?

Presenter: Hold up... No way. What?

JR: This don't sound too good, King.

GLASS SMASHES! Stone cold's theme begins to play as the titantron plays his same intro video.

The crowd jumps in uproar, sending a deafening roar echoing across the arena.

Out comes Stone cold, strutting his stuff as he walks down the walkway.





JR: MY GOD! MY GOD! IT'S STONE COLD! STEVE AUSTIN! MY GOD!

King: It's him. It's really him. What in hell is he doing here?

JR: This is sensational, Stone cold blesses us with his presence.



Stone cold walks up the steps, heading into the ring, Mic in hand.

He looks around at the crowd, who're still cheering and roaring.

He nods his head as he turns around.

Then raising his mic to speak.



Stone Cold: Nice to meet you too.

The crowd laughs.

Stone Cold: It feels good to walk in these boots again... It feels good to wear this jacket again... And it feels good to scare every SOB sh*tless just by looking at 'em... Again.

The crowd cheers and roars.

Stone Cold! Stone Cold! They chant.

Stone Cold:But I came here for one reason only... To clean this place up! I mean, wow! This place used to be full of mean, dangerous, tough and even insane wrestlers, but now? It's full of pussies, am I right?

CROWD: YEAH!

AUSTIN: WHAT?

CROWD: YEAH!

AUSTIN: WHAT?

JR: Same old Austin!

Stone Cold: So, I  take this opportunity to get out my can of whoopass and open it up on these fairycake, tarty farty SOBS and YOU will witness me wear a belt that says "WWF Champion", you will witness me kick the living crap out of every crap-eater who thinks they can take on Stone Cold. I will make history. So, shut yer mouth and accept it WWF! Stone Cold runs the show, Stone Cold rings the bell, Stone Cold holds the belt! Believe it.




Stone Cold: Because Stone Cold means business, it's time for a tough-nut to step up and fight the corrupt owners and puppet masters who think they can tame the rattlesnake. But you CANNOT tame the Rattlesnake. Ypu can try, but trying isn't good enough. And if you don't believe me, then you better because THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, COS' STONE COLD SAID SO!

Stone Cold drops the Mic and nods.

He lifts himself up on the turnbuckles throwing his arms in  the air, the crowd roaring.

His theme hits again.



King: My god, JR! Can you believe that?

JR: Well, I better cos' Stone Cold said so!

King: He sure did!

JR:This might well be the start of something big, King!



King: Oh boy!

We cut to the next segment of the show.