*In the middle of Monday Night Raw's program, Stone Cold Steve Austin is seen backstage being interviewed by none other than Michael Cole.*
Michael Cole: Austin, last week you sent a message to the Corporation by taking out a cameraman and also destroying Stephanie McMahon's office. Why did you do that?
Stone Cold: What?
Michael Cole: I said, why di-
Stone Cold: WHAT? You must be blind or stupid, you dumb son of a bitch, because Stone Cold doesn't NEED to explain why he destroyed Mrs. Baby Mama's office! Stone Cold doesn't NEED to answer a toothpick of a man that you are! Stone Cold doesn't NEED to answer to anybody! Steph, you wanna treat Stone Cold like a rotting piece of crap, you wanna run all over him so you get to pick and choose who gets the titles in this company? Well Stone Cold says EH EH! Let Stone Cold reiterate, he doesn't give a DAMN wh-
*Suddenly a figure can be seen smashing Stone Cold in the back with a chair, sending him to the ground instantly. The figure is shown to be none other than Brock Lesnar.*
JR: What the hell?!?!?! Austin just got ASSAULTED by Brock Lesnar! Does this mean that........
King: Oh YOU KNOW what it means, JR! Haha! This is perfect, Stone Cold's getting exactly what he deserves!
*Lesnar picks up Austin, but Austin attempts to fight back with series of right hands, stunning Lesnar momentarily. He flips him off before going for his signature gut kick, but Lesnar grabs Austin and throws him into the nearest vending machine when he attempts to do the Stunner. Brock looks around and takes the steel chair again, and keeps hitting Austin while he's down. After the chair is bent out of shape from the beating, Lesnar lets out a huge roar before picking Austin back up to his feet. Stone Cold can barely stand, and attempts another gut kick, although clearly done weakly. Lesnar catches his leg, gives Austin an intense look, takes his hand, grabs Austin's chest, turns around and slams him right into a nearby table, knocking him unconscious almost instantaneously. Brock can be seen breathing heavily while the crowd can be heard booing intensely. Paul Heyman arrives to pat Lesnar on the back, and relays a message.........*
Paul Heyman: Mr. Stone Cold, I believe you're VERY familiar with my long-time client and friend, Brock Lesnar. If not, I think you've gotten along together just fine. You know, it's amazing what opportunities can come knocking on your door these days. I guess someone besides myself in the business saw that my client has huge potential.....You see, Mr. Austin, what you fail to realize is that there are repercussions for your actions, solid, definite consequences for the crimes you commit IN THIS BUSINESS. I and the staff around this company believe that it is highly immature that you simply walk around like the neanderthal that you are, destroy the office of one of the most influential staff members in this business, and act like you will walk away without a scratch. Well, Mr. Stone Cold, things don't work that way around here, as you have just seen. Just so you know and the rest of the simpletons that buy your t-shirts, your DVDs, and your sub-par movies know that Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar have been, as of early Monday morning, October 7th, 2013.........
JR: Oh no.......Please don't tell me......
King: YES! YES! YES! I've been waiting for this moment for too long, JR! Can you feel the electricity in the air?
Paul Heyman:........HIRED as part of Stephanie McMahon's Corporation!
JR: THAT NO GOOD RAT BASTARD, SON OF A BITCH! PAUL HEYMAN IS JUST USING LESNAR'S DAMAGED BRAIN TO MAKE HIS GODDAMN PAYCHECK, COME ON BROCK, LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
King: It's no use, JR! Heyman's got Lesnar tied up practically in a leash! There's no way he can't control him!
*The crowd's jeers are almost overwhelming, as Heyman has his signature devilish smile on his face and Brock Lesnar stands stoically, head tilted up staring at the ceiling lights, hoping to win the epic staredown. Heyman gets down on one knee next to Austin, and shakes his head.*
Paul Heyman: Please refrain from vandalizing other people's property, Mr. Austin. You simply will never know who you could be messing with. Good luck in your match tonight.
*Heyman stands up and walks away, as several officials are tending to Austin. Brock is still left staring at the ceiling, until Heyman calls Brock, in which case Lesnar runs to him. Austin, now barely conscious, is writhing in pain as several officials and medics are on standby.*
King: JR, this might be the greatest night in Raw history: Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman, joining the Corporation! What could be better than this?
JR: Keeping your damn mouth shut, maybe. Kissass.
*The segment ends with a shot JR being outright pissed off, and King being absolutely ecstatic. The screen then fades to black.*
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