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Subject: What's in it for me? Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:25 am
Jim Ross
Here comes the man who defeated Brodus Clay last night at No Mercy last Sunday, Rob Van Dam!
Jerry Lawler
Yeah, he beat Brodus alright...but he still never hit the Five-Star Frog Splash, something Brodus will probably be fond of bringing up. He used the Van Assassinator to pin him.
Jim Ross
Yeah, he may not have hit the Five-Star Frog Splash but in the end, he beat Brodus. Not to mention he kicked out of the Brodus Bomb.
Jerry Lawler
Okay, JR, whatever you say. Now quiet! I want to hear RVD.
Rob Van Dam
What's up dudes?!
The crowd cheers loudly and chants "RVD! RVD! RVD!"
Rob Van Dam
At least you guys aren't chanting Brodus Clay, cause then you'd be chanting the name of the guy who got his ass kicked last Sunday night. This is a message, Brodus, from me to you. Do you remember what RVD 420 means?
The crowd cheers even louder as they know what's coming
Rob Van Dam
I JUST SMOKED YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
Rob Van Dam
Now anyways, on to the point. Tonight, 6 men are competing in a 6-man battle royal where the only way to win is by pinfall. I'm gonna get right to the point here. I'm competing in that match. Now Brodus Clay isn't here tonight, which means he isn't competing, thank God, because he'd take up over half of the ring!
The crowd laughs as RVD cracks a joke about Brodus
Rob Van Dam
I don't think anybody watching at home would be able to see anyone else on their TV screen either. But since he isn't competing, you people can gladly see the match without Brodus in it. I'm actually relieved, I didn't want him to sit on me. I won't have to feel chest pain for another few days. Speaking of Brodus, I'm going to appear on RAW and ask that fatass what I get for winning that match, because I obviously won, I don't have to pay him with another GTA V. Sorry, Brodus, but you gotta buy it yourself. You can go without buying ONE Big Mac from McDonald's, I mean damn, stick with the 20 you already have before buying some more. So yeah, Brodus, I know you're watching, that or you're playing Minecraft or something. Hey, if we DO have another match and I somehow lose, I'm not gonna have to get you WWE 2K14, am I? Alright, guys, I gotta go get ready for my match. Stay tuned to see me compete later tonight, and expect me on RAW. See you guys later!
Jerry Lawler
Whoa, strong words there from RVD. I mean, he did ask Brodus what would he get if he won the match, but Brodus never gave him a solid answer. I guess we'll have to find out Monday on RAW.
Jim Ross
Indeed we will, King, but let's not think too much about that, because we have another match starting next!
Jerry Lawler
Oh, yeah, I forgot. Our next match is next on WCF SmackDown!
