The scene is set to a hotel room, where The Iron Sheik is seen sitting opposite a camera, looking very angry........as usual. The cameraman then starts to introduce himself.
Cameraman:
Hi there, everyone! Today we have an EXCLUSIVE interview with none other than one of professional wrestling's hallmark superstars, The Iron Sheik! Sheik, thank you SO MUCH for being here tonight.
The Iron Sheik:
Thank you cameraman, and thank you intelligent Jew wrestling fans, who RESPACT the Sheik and Sheikie RESPACT dem. ALWAYS Sheik be NUMBER ONE double u double u eff vorld champion.
Cameraman:
All righty then, Sheik, first question would be: Why have you signed up again to wrestle? No offense, but you're kinda old.......
The Iron Sheik:
Huh? Don't fackin talk to me like I'm old you piece of shet! I tell you right now, Sheik kick your ass with the end of my little finger! I'm not Hollywood BULLSHET Hulk Hogan! I'm the RARE, all American gold medal! You think you are best in vorld? Go to Madison Square Garden, set up ring with ropes, put on your pink wrestling boots, and Sheikie show you how REAL MAN wrestle! Cameraman, I like you. I RESPACT you. But if you fuck with me, you know what gonna happen, Sheikie put you on new television show, is called BREAKING BACKS!
The Sheik takes a moment to grab a Heineken from the table, chugs the entire thing, and slams it down on the ground, shattering the beer bottle to pieces.
Cameraman:
Uh......My bad.........Since you're coming back, is there anyone that you would like to face?
The Iron Sheik:
I have one motherfocker I like to face in ring. Hulk Hogan, you are no good PUNK motherFOCKER.......You call me, say "Sheikie, we need to take de cocaine over de border, I give you share of coke, no problem." I drive there to the Miami with Sheikie Camaro, and I take it for you. And when we get over de border, you just give me a LITTLE BIT that coke. That's why you are no good SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER! I EVER see you, in ring, in street, in shithole Detroit, I gonna SUPLEX YOU, PUT YOU IN CAMEL CLUTCH, FUCK YOUR ASS, MAKE YOU HUMBLE! I break your back like the dead dog dick you are, Mr. Hulk PUSSY Hogan. You run the TNGay, you tink you are badass, DIXIE CARTER suck Hulk Hogan DIIICK, suck Hulk Hogan ASS, she eat the dead rat dick like you, FACK YEW! IRAN NUMBER ONE, U.S.GAY, PUTOOY!
Sheikie then proceeds to spit directly at the camera, getting some of the spit on the cameraman's face, he lets out a hardy laugh before flipping off the camera.
Cameraman: Oh dear....Sheik, last question........What are your thoughts on Ted DiBiase?
The Iron Sheik: FACK the Ted DiBiase!
The cameraman is about to wrap things up when he gets a Skype call from Wade Barrett! Wade is seen standing backstage somewhere at a local wrestling event....
Wade Barrett:
Mr. Sheik......I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS....You see, while some people may be happy that you're coming back to professional wrestling, some others.....Not so much. As a matter of fact, I don't think ANYBODY asked for you to come back, you're a broken old man who still thinks he can go at it in the ring, when in actuality, he's struggling with cocaine and other.....substances, so to speak. I've also heard more bad news.....If you're to stay in WCF, then you shouldn't be expressing that type of language, you poor potty mouth, you. If you keep on doing it, Stephanie McMahon herself will have you fired on the spot......So you better watch your mouth! That's all, Mr. Sheik. Toodleloo.
The call ends, and Sheik is seen shaking his head......
The Iron Sheik:
BAD.
NEWS.
FAGET!
[Closed. Any feedback would be greatly appreciated.]
