Big E is shown smiling
Off Screen Reporter: Big E what puts you in a good mood this evening?
E: Wait wait lil man, before we get into all that. I want to introduce you to my personal guest of honor tonight.
The camera pans revealing....
E: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr T.
T: Believe that
Off Screen Reporter: Big E why are you associated with Mr T?
T: Just a second, hillbilly, you say that like Mr. T is a sucka. Mr. T AINT no sucka. You might wanna choose yo' words wisely.
E: Being the biggest thing in the WCF, I only associate myself with the biggest stars and celebrities... I mean, it's only right. BIG stars do BIG things
We got people spouting off saying that the WCF needs them. I won't say any names because why should I make them famous? It's time to hang it up.
T: Big E, you don't have to say names. But Mr. T will. Jericho, you shoulda stayed away fool! You came out last week with all that jibber jabber about being needed and being tough. You AINT tough! I ever catch you stretching that jaw again boy, Mr. T gonna close it!
E: We are all aware of what you've done in the WCF. But the fans have moved on. That "spotlight" of yours that you speak of, has faded. You can try to come back, shake things up, try to get a flicker out of it.. But I'm going to smash it. The doctors may have said you'd never wrestle again, but once I'm done with you you'll never walk again....
T: Coming out here throwing around jokes. The only joke is you fool! You is a disgrace to the man race. Don't cross this man. Because if you cross him, you cross me. I'm not giving you advice, I'm giving you a warning, boy. Dr Phil gives advice, Mr. T crushes fools. You walk around with your muppets cracking jokes! What's his bands name?
E: Fozzy...
T: That's a bears name, fool! I pity the fool who names his band after a muppet!
E: But he will be reduced to nothing after I beat the stuffing out of him.. WAKA WAKA WAKA!!
Big E & Mr. T are shown laughing and imitating Fozzie Bear as the camera fades to black.