You WILL be bought!

*The Million Dollar Man is seen inside the back of his limo wearing an expensive looking blue and black pin striped suit and a bow tie, sipping some bourbon in a glass. The inside of the car was well furnished, the seats appearing to be a white colored leather. It was clear he was being interviewed by someone, but Ted Diabiase never acknowledges he or she by name. Not all that unusual for the Million Dollar Man to treat human beings as objects, tools to be used and then discarded.*

There's no doubt the Million Dollar Man has made an impact since my arrival here in WCF! My first actual match (using finger quotation here at this word) ended in a no contest with Edge. Now the whole world is probably wondering what happened to the Rated R Superstar. Why he hasn't been seen anywhere. The fact is, I paid him to stay home!

*Ted Diabiase laughs wickedly now. He was man who clearly enjoyed getting his way, especially when his competition can be bought. But was this really the case? Was Edge paid off to stay home? Only Edge can say for certain. The Million Dollar Man isn't above deceit either.*

Mr Perfect...now there's somebody The Million Dollar Man can respect. Not only his a world class competitor, but has also shown that he can be almost as ruthless I am! We had a hellacious match last week on Smackdown, a match I was about to win! But you countered the superplex and dropkicked me through a flaming table. I'll give the man his dues, that was just about a perfect match, but you and I both know you got lucky in a match that could've gone either way! I look forward to having another match with you Curt! And next time, The Million Dollar man will show everyone that you're not as perfect as you claim to be!

[THIS PROMO IS OPEN FOR REPLY BY ANYONE]

if no one else does, i may just jump in and write another promo (seem to be doing tons haha) but anyone else can feel free to pick a bone with DiBiase as well!! I know you didnt ask for feedback, but I like that DiBiase paid Edge off. Classic million dollar man.

^ The new Cody Rhodes

Bahahaha

^ Why don't you try doing A promo. 

Fucking Suntan, you fuck.

[OPEN TO TED DIBIASE]

*The Million Dollar Man's music hits and sure enough he appears, well groomed and still wearing the suit he was seen in earlier. As he held a microphone, there was big grin on his face, almost looking like the devil himself. To some, he was close enough.*

Mick Mick! You of all people was the last thing I was expecting to call me out! I don't understand why you would defend Edge considering your history with him. Besides...you still may not know him as well as you think!

*The crowd boos and Ted happily taunts them with his trademark money taunt drawing even more heat*

There's not wrong with accepting money from the Million Dollar Man! Most of you poor people out there easily forget that I'm a very generous man! Maybe Mick, just maybe your a bit envious that I gave Edge an extra pay day to take the week off, while you're taking bumps for peanuts in this bush league federation!

*Garbage is thrown at the Million Dollar Man now, he carefully avoids most of it*

That said, I'm more than willing to finish what Edge and Triple H couldn't do and end your in ring career in the WCF! I accept your challenge! This will be the biggest pay day you ever had you broken down pile of garbage! That much I can promise!

*With an evil laugh Ted disappears backstage*

[Open to Foley]

*The Million Dollar Man is seen lounging on a white lawn chair nearby a privately owned indoor pool. He's smiles warmly at the camera before lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill. Ted takes a long drag and blows out a cloud of blue smoke.*

You know, some may have been wondering what's become of my Raw opponents and why they never show up. They make excuses to the public because they're too ashamed to admit the truth.

*There's a evil grin as he points accusingly through the camera and towards the viewer.*

The other so called talent in the WCF don't want to admit that they, just like the rest of you pathetic poor people out there, that they are struggling in this period of economic decline! They're embarrassed that they accepted a large sum of my own money to stay home and forfeit their Monday Night Match!

*Ted laughs manically*

Even Mick Foley who went out his way to badger me about Edge accepting a second payday because he did want to accept the truth! Now low and behold, he too was BOUGHT. That brutal match we had on smackdown two weeks ago was nothing more to what I like to call hard bargaining.

*The Million Dollar Man seems to relax now, happier that he got to vent and expose a dirty secret going on in the WCF that nobody would like to admit. Wrestlers are apparently being bought off!*

Call me liar if you like, I won't lose any sleep over it. But as you sit there and shiver during winters cold chill, know that successful people like me don't have to struggle to stay warm or keep their bills paid. The Million Dollar Man is only helping the less fortunate especially during this holiday season. Everybody has a price...nobody is beyond me to buy.

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As Monday Night Raw opens after a dazzling fireworks display, The Million Dollar Mans music hits and is soon seen on the stage holding a mic, wearing an expensive looking white suit with golden trim. Oddly, he doesn't look too happy at the moment. One would think that he'd be happy with all the distractions money could buy, but he appears upset and deeply troubled. He tries to speak his mind but is cut off by the crowd with boos. This makes him even more irate.

"If you pathetic, minimum wage peons would shut up, I'd like to speak my mind!"

The crowd responds harshly, some garbage is even thrown on the stage. Ted smirks and kicks some it back at the fans.

"Ever since I came here, I've been met with hostility and threats. Why? Simple! Everyone is jealous that I've achieved the one thing that everyone else in the WCF fails to achieve! A little something call financial stability."

A slight smirk returns to his neatly trimmed bearded face. Clearly impressed with himself.

"Everyone is so jaded over my great wealth and superior status in society, that they're quick to forget that I'm a generous man! I've given large sums of my own money out fellow superstars in the WCF! But what do I get in return? Financially struggling people like Edge coming out and bad mouthing me after the fact that I helped them out!"

Ted takes a moment to rub his beard, a devilish grin returning. Almost as if the crowds hate somehow is empowering him now.

"The Million Dollar Man thinks you are all ungrateful of my generosity and the time has come to find some talent that can truly appreciate what I'm trying to do in the WCF! Next week, you will all see that everyone has a price for The Million Dollar Man! Hahahahaha!"

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