Jr: Hello and welcome back, Ladies and Gentlemen, to Monday Night RAW!
King: We've got some amazing matches here tonight, folks. It's the night after Survivor Series, how amazing was last night, JR?
JR: Pretty amazing, King. I have a feeling something big is about to happen tonight especially in some of the matches.
JR: Wait, it can't be. NO WAY! IT'S HIM!
King: THE GREAT ONE! THE ROCK! Oh my god!
The music plays. The crowd cheering wildly. Then....
The rock appears on stage. The crowd goes insane. The rock smiles as he starts to make his way to the ring.
Eventually making it to the ring. The rock smiles, looking out to the crowd.
The Rock: How great is it to be home? Huh? Yeah.... Well, it ain't that good.
King: What?
The Rock:FINALLY... THE ROCK H-... Wait a minute. No, no, no, no, NO! The Rock is confused. The rock is puzzled. The Rock leaves the WCF, with chants like "Oooh, you sold out, you sold out!". But then, The Rock comes back to the WCF and you all love him again... Why? Is it because of The Rock's looks, The Rock's physique? Or is it because you dumbasses can't make your goddamn minds up!?
King: Did he just say that?
JR: That is disgusting! This ain't The Rock we know, King. I am completely disgusted!
The Rock talks after the fans' boos.
The Rock:Ah, boo all you want, I don't give a damn. *The rock looks up into the air, sniffing up as he embraces the boos*. You all hated The Rock because he wanted to make a few movies, because he wanted to make movies for you guys... Nah, I'm lying he did it for the money. *The boos rain in again*. You see, Money is something The Rock's got more of than you jabronis. He has a pool of dollar bills he likes to swim in when he gets bored of playing on his NEW, Limited Edition Xbox One. Yeah, The Rock has an Xbox. He also has a Playstation, he also has a stunning body, he also has a Million Dollar House, a HD 110 Inch TV in his bedroom and his living room. And ofcourse, he has his MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF FANS! *Crowd boos*. Oh, I guess not then. But it's not like The Rock cares, it's not like The Rock isn't getting his money right now as we speak. *Rock laughs*.
The Rock: The Rock would like to think that his job is the easiest in the world. But that prize goes to the two men right there. *Points to JR and King*. Yeah, living the lap of luxury, watching wrestling matches, watching The Rock in action. You can see JR smiling with his little chubby face lighting up.
King: What? JR, did he just say that?
JR: Hey, I'm not smiling, I'm, I'm not smilin', King.
The Rock: Yeah, you can shut your mouth too, Lawler. We all know your career's as dead as TNA. *The Crowd can't help but chuckle*.
King: Hey, you shut up, you! I'll come up there and show you something, I'm gonna kick his head in, JR.
The Rock: Yeah, sit down the both of ya, eat your cream cakes and look back on your youth. Anyways, The Rock is back, and he doesn't care what the people think of him. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY THINK OF HIM! Because he knows, Stephanie Mcmahon knows, his bank account knows that he is THE MOST ELECTRIFYING SUPERSTAR in the history of the WCF. And the fact that you replaced The Rock with Rudeypoos like CM Punk, like Cody Rhodes makes the rock sick! Because we all know that The Rock can layeth the smackdown on their candy asses! *Crowd Boos* "ROCKY SUCKS, ROCKY SUCKS!". Aw, you can chant Rocky Sucks all you want, the fact is you crackers can't get off your fatasses and wrestle like The Rock. *The Crowd goes livid as they boo louder*. You just cheer and wave your bingo wings around, sippin' from your sippy cups that you stuffed with diet pepsi because you think you'll lose your 30 stone stomach from it! Well, The Rock says you need to KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTHS. Because nobody cares about you. They only care about The Rock.
JR: Aww, son of a bitch, The Rock is out of line, this is just outrageous.
The Rock: SO, IF YA SMELLLLLALALALALLA WHAT THE ROCK.... You know, The Rock is pretty sick of your awful voices trying to follow The Rock's words. I'm sure I told you that your Jabroni asses need to shut the hell up! Now... IF YA SMELLALALALA... *The crowd deliberately talks with The Rock*. No, that ain't how it works. I don't need to know what ya'll are cookin', you ain't cookin', you're ordering pizza because you can't get out of your chair to go cook, your too fat and lazy,you're too poor to afford ingredients for your meal anyways. You're not cookin', you're not speaking with The Rock, you're KNOWING YOUR ROLE. You're sipping from your cups and shutting your damn mouths. NOW, IF YOU SMELLLLALALALA.... WHAT.... THE ROCK.... IS COOKIN'....
A theme tune hits. Not The Rock's.
OPEN TO BULLY RAY
Sigma Manatee
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Subject: Re: The Rock Says. Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:38 am
JR's chubby face made me audibly giggle.
Misfits1983
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Subject: Re: The Rock Says. Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:38 am
That was an amazing promo, rocks bad ass.
DullChameleon
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Subject: Re: The Rock Says. Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:45 pm
Bully Ray's music hits, and Bully Ray comes out pointing his finger directly at the Rock. He stops at the top of the ramp and stares down at The Great One.
Cole: This is the man who took out my broadcast partner a few days ago at Survivor Series ladies and gentlemen, and now he's out here to get in the Rock's face? I'm not sure that's such a good idea.
JBL: Of course it's not a good idea Michael, Bully Ray is dumber than you, but it makes for interesting television. Bully Ray is out here because he wants a fight, and that's what we do here on Smackdown. We fight.
Bully Ray points at The Rock and begins to speak.
Bully: Fuhgeddaboudit Rock, ok, jus fuhgeddabout it. Yous come out here wit your hair and yous eyebrows and yous naughty by nature chit chat, and yous talk a good game Rocky. But I know you Rock. I know you deep down. Yous ain't a bully. Yous ain't a bad guy. Yous just a poser Rock. Yous just a guy pretending to be something he ain't. But I'm out here to show you what a real Bully looks like, I'm out here to kick your candied yam ass all around that ring, and I'm gonna do it right now.
Bully Ray walks down towards the ring.
Cole: Well, it looks like this match is going to happen right now. Rock vs. Bully Ray, and it's happening next.
The show cuts to commercial
[Promo closed. This leads into our RAW match. Batman gave me the advice to try and have Bully Ray talk in a New York accent. I tried to do that here, but I'm not sure I got it right. I'd appreciate feedback on either a) how to make Bully sound more "city" or b) whether or not he needs to sound that way. Thanks.]
DJ
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Subject: Re: The Rock Says. Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:51 pm
Eh, this is just my opinion, but the accent isn't really necessary. I liked your first promo as him the way it was. But it's all up to you of course. Good promo nonetheless.
Suntanners
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Subject: Re: The Rock Says. Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:06 pm
Yea the first promo was perfect with the way you were talking
BatDash
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Subject: Re: The Rock Says. Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:14 pm
This one makes you sound like a member of the Italian mob. :p
DullChameleon
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Subject: Re: The Rock Says. Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:17 pm
Sweet. Thanks gents, Bully Ray's flirtation with the mob is ovah.
Holybatman
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Subject: Re: The Rock Says. Fri Nov 29, 2013 1:12 pm
I like the accent but you went a little overboard on it.
