The REAL Americans!

After just a few moments, Zeb removes his hand away from his heart and raises his mic up to speak. 

If I could beg your indulgence for just one moment please. Jack and I have a very important announcement to make. You see, for the past few weeks we've been locked in a bitter battle with a so called 'real American', Hulk Hogan. Jack and I were sent on a mission to make sure that he couldn't spread his lies and propaganda anymore. And I believe that we've done just that. Through sheer force, perseverance and domination, just like any real American should! And that's just what we are. REAL Americans. Unlike each and everyone of you. Who claim to love your country, who claim to be Americans, then spit on the flag of this great nation! You all disgust me, you should be ashamed of yourselves! You don't deserve to be in this arena with the likes of Jack Swagger and myself! You don't deserve to be in this arena with the likes of . . .

As I said earlier, Jack and I have an announcement to make. And that announcement is that we've found another patriot of this great country. Someone who is willing to lay their livelihood on the line to protect America from the scum who infest it! Someone who has decided to join our cause in an effort to push back the forces of evil and save this nation from certain doom. Someone who is here, tonight! So without further ado, I present to you a REAL American, a true patriot, a man who will stop at nothing to wipe the WCF clean of the plague that sickens it! Please put your hands together for . . .

Jack Swagger's entrance music starts up again and the tension in the arena starts to grow as the audience ponder who could possibly be about to walk through the curtains and onto the stage.

Jim Ross
I have a feeling you're not going to like what you see folks.

Jerry Lawler
What are you talking about J.R? We haven't seen anything yet, now hush up and be quiet, let the man make an entrance.

As Jerry finishes speaking, a young, foreign woman with dark coloured hair dances her way onto the stage beside Swagger and Zeb.

Jim Ross
You were saying, King?

Lawler remains quiet, almost mesmerised by this woman dancing elegantly around the two men on the stage, neither of them batting an eyelid as she does so. As the woman comes to the end of her dance, she points towards the stage and holds her pose as a familiar man dressed in a red, white and blue dance attire walks onto the stage towards her, she holds out her hand and waits for him to grip hold of it, but he stops in his tracks and simply stares at her.



Jerry Lawler
Wait a minute J.R... Is that?...

Jim Ross
It sure looks like it King, the Intercontinental Champion, Johnny Curtis.

Jerry Lawler
What the hell is he wearing?...

Curtis looks at his dance partner for a couple more seconds before motioning to Zeb for his microphone, which he happily hands over.



Johnny Curtis
No, no. no! This simply will not do! I told them to get me a blonde, boisterous, yet elegant and attractive dance partner, but instead, they give me you... not even mildly attractive, *Curtis looks her up and down* clearly overweight... Not to mention that you're not even American... How on earth can I possibly expect to be taken seriously as the Intercontinental Champion of this show when I'm dancing with a Russian tramp? You disgust me, get out of here, shoo!

Curtis brushes the dancer away, she takes a couple of seconds to register everything he just said to her, but as soon as she does, she bursts out crying and runs off the stage, leaving Zeb Colter with a smirk slapped across his face, proud of his new recruit.

Johnny Curtis
Now, where was I? Ah... Yes.

…...

Curtis looks down to the floor before whipping his head back up, leaving his curl hanging down over his forehead.

Johnny Curtis
How rude of me to... Forget to introduce myself... My name is...

Curtis breathes in deeply.

Fandango
Faaaaaahn

Fandango turns the microphone on an angle.

Fandango
Daaaaaaahn

Fandango strikes a quick pose before finishing his sentence.

Fandango
Go!

…...

Jim Ross
This fool is a real American? The only thing he's proven so far is that he's a real jackass.

Jerry Lawler
Come on J.R, this is great! FaaahDaaahnGo!!

Fandango breaks out of his pose and lowers the microphone to his lips once more.



Fandango
Appearances... can be deceiving... But I assure you, what you're looking at... What stands before you... Is a true American. Born and raised in the red, white and blue... I will go to the ends of the earth... or even further.... In support of this great country..... It is a travesty... a complete and utter shame that my feelings for this wonderful country aren't mutually shared by any of you in this arena... You can sing your songs, you can say that you're a proud American until you're blue in the face... But it won't change a thing... If you were truly as proud of your country as we are... You would not allow your feelings to cloud your better judgement and show compassion to an illegal immigrant like that.... Sorry excuse for a dance partner.

The crowd jeer Fandango, but he blocks them out and continues on with his rant.

Fandango
One by one, Jack Swagger, Zeb Colter and I will expose all of you unworthy American's for what you truly are, frauds... Frauds hiding out in OUR country... But not for long... Kurt Angel, Curt Hennig... I don't care which of you it is, our crusade begins with you... These people deserve an Intercontinental Champion that looks out for his own, they deserve a champion that backs an entire country... They don't need a self obsessed, arrogant, conceited old-timer like you two representing their country as its Champion... And I promise you, they won't need about to worry about that much longer... Because there isn't a chance that I'm going to allow someone like that to take my championship away from me..

Fandango's expression changes as he slings his championship over his shoulder.



Fandango
Now, I'd like for you all to join me in thanking a true Ameican... The man who saved me from my own sins and gave me a purpose, a reason to carry on fighting... To protect this championship from a less than desirable fate... And most of all, for showing me my faults and giving me the opportunity to set them right by saving the country that I adore... So please, put your hands over your hearts, and show Zeb Colter the respect and admiration that he deserves as we salute his country, our country...

Swagger,Fandango and Zeb Colter place their hands over their hearts and stand in salute.

Jack Swagger, Zeb Colter, Fandango
WE THE PEOPLE!