Teaux08
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| Subject: Introducing Antonio Cesaro Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:38 pm | |
| Josh Mathews is seen on the titan tron as the production truck cuts to the backstage camera filming him for an interview segmentLadies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time Antonio Ces...Mathews is interrupted as an index finger shushes him, and Antonio Cesaro enters the pictureThat is, and will be from now on, Mr. Antonio CesaroUm *ahem* Mr. Cesaro, there is no doubt that your reputation precedes you, but I must ask...what brings you to WCF? Well, Mr. Mathews, is the timing of my arrival not obvious?Mathews shrugs his shouldersYou Americans have just concluded your Thanksgiving Feasts, is this right?Yes, this week was Thanksgiving..And after you ate your Turkeys, you rushed to the nearest department stores and spent money on Sofas, and electronics, and then came back home, plugged in your brand new televisions, sat on your new sofas, ate more turkey and watch your poor version of football. That's what you Americans do you. You stuff yourselves, and then you sit on your rear-ends, stuff yourself more, until your fat stomach gets larger and largerWhat does that have to do with you being here?Mr. Mathews, do not interrupt me. Mathews steps back and keeps quietYou see, I am not here because I hate America. I am here to show you that I am superior to each and every one of you fat, lazy Americans, and I am here to prove it by winning the WCF heavyweight championship. Finally, my fans at home will get to see on tv, what a real champion is. Antonio pausesm and speaking of my fans, hälsningar, kommer jag att vara världens tung vikt mästareWe, we...we don't understand what you're saying...My mistake. You stupid Americans only speak one language. See, another way that I am superior, because I speak four languages. Just as superior as I am speaking, I am multiple times superior in the ring. Tune in next week and find out. Because I am Antonio Cesaro, Mr. Antonio Cesaro to all of you, and I am VERY European. (closed) | |
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