The Brahma Bullies

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RAW comes back from commercial and we see Bully Ray and The Rock standing in front of the Bob Hope Theatre in Stockton, California. Each man has one of the tag title belts slung over his shoulder.

The Brahma Bullies Bob-hope-theatre-front

The Brahma Bullies Bob-hope-theatre-front

Bully Ray: Well Rock, here we are, in Stockton, California, a place so disgusting it makes my skin crawl. I mean, Jesus H, it's like these people never left the 20th century. As I was making my way over here to shoot this promo, like five people said hello to me. I mean, what the hell right? Who says hello to strangers anymore? What is this place Leave It To Fricking Beaver? In New York, if you say hello to a stranger, you're liable to get shanked right there on the street, and you know what, you'd deserve it. Anyway, your TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD, are here outside the decrepit wreck that is the Bob Hope Theatre because we wanted to remind the WCF fanboys that Rock and me are here to put on a frickin show. Tonight, we take on another decrepit wreck in Goldberg, and it's a two one one handicap match. I mean, who are we kidding here? That match is gonna be over in like fifteen seconds. Fuhgeddaboudit.

Bully adjusts the belt on his shoulder, glances over his shoulder at the theater, and then back at the camera.

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Ya know, as I stand out here with the only man tough enough to deserve to be in the ring with Bully Ray, as I stand out here in front of this waste of space that everyone calls a "landmark", I'm reminded of what the WCF has become. Just like this piece of garbage theater, the WCF has become old and stale. This monstrosity behind me needs to be demolished, and the WCF needs The Rock and I to blow it up from the inside out. Fuhgeddaboudit. What the WCF needs is the Brahma Bullies to run wild on you brothers. Everyone has been talking this week about how we "stole" the tag titles, how we didn't earn them. You wanna know what I say to those kind of idiots? We earned the shit out of these belts. Who owned em before us? Who were the tag team champions before The Brahma Bullies came along? No one, that's who. These championship belts were just sitting around, waiting for someone worthy to come and claim them. Well, The Rock and I did just that. We took these belts because they belong to us, because we deserve them, because we take what we want when we want. That's what bullies do, and we're damn good at it. And for anyone out there who thinks they are gonna come back and take what we have earned away from us, I've got two words for ya: fucking fuhgeddaboudit. Preach to em Rock.

Bully Ray flicks his hand over to the Rock and takes a step backwards.

[Promo open to The Rock]

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The Rock looks into the distance, he then smiles and looks to the camera.

The Rock: Don't you just love the smell of crap out here in sunny Stockton, California. You know, Bully. Why should we care about these nobody, crap-eating jabronis that carrying on doin' their moaning and crying, they aren't the most dominant force in the WCF, they aren't the Tag Team Champs, am I right?

Bully: Fuggehdabout it, nobody touches us, Rocky.

The Rock: The Rock would be happy to talk all day about this trailer trash dog crap hole that they call a city, but The Rock finds the smell too revolting to even get the words from his damn mouth. Now, if The Rock and Bully Ray wanted to hear crying and moaning, we would of gone down to the local hoe's household, that depends on which one we would want to go to, since it seems every woman around this place looks and smells like a hoe. As for her...

The Rock points over to a woman in a skirt walking down the street, the camera fixes on her.

( From a videogame to protect people's identities ofcourse.)

Prostitute: lookin' to buy, honey!?

The camera goes back to The Rock

The Rock: Ya see? But on a serious note. The Rock wants to haul ass outta here, I mean The Rock's poor little nose could be all messed up in here. The Rock does not like what he's smellin' right now, so for all you dumbass roody-poos The Rock and Bully Ray will remain the Tag Team Champions until a couple of Candy asses try to take it from them. Alright, Bully, lets get outta here before the crazy lady starts talking to us.

The Camera fades out back to the arena.

JR: My god, that was disrespectful, I hope they trip on the pavement, the both of 'em! Anyways...