Finally....

JR. "And what a way to start off Raw with The Rock!"


The Rock makes his way down to the ring

King "Look JR, The Rock's not wearing the gold"

Michale Cole "That's right King, The Rock was stripped of his half of the tag team titles due to his no show last week"

King "Well, one thing is for sure, The Rock is here now, and I'm sure we all want to hear what he has to say"



The Rock - "Finally, The Rock HAS COME BACK TO Bridgeport, Connecticut. Now, I'm sure you are all wondering, Why The Rock wasn't at the event last week. Well the fact of the matter is this, you all need to know your role and shut your mouths, it's The Rock's business why he wasn't here last week.

JR. "Total disrespect for this Bridgeport crowd."

King "Quiet JR."

The Rock - "So The Rock got to the arena this morning, he went to the back office, dropped off the Title Belt, wanted to know who his opponent is, and he sees that he's facing 7 foot 2, 500 pounds of pure monkey crap!

King - "Ha Ha Ha did you hear that JR."

JR - "That might not be wise of The Rock."

The Rock - "Now Big Show, The Rock is in the holiday spirit, so allow the rock to sing you a little, Christmas Carol.(to the tune of jingle bells) "Coming to the ring, without class, without style, The Big Show thinks he will beat The Rock he must be in denial." "The Big show has no class, all he really has is mass (at this point The Rock stops singing) "So The Rock will take his size 15 boot, turn that sum bitch sideways and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"

JR- "Man, oh man, oh man."
King - "hahahahaha"
Cole- "Well I don't think The Big Show is going to take to kindly to that."

The Rock - "IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA
WHAT THE ROCK....... IS COOKIN!


[This promo is now closed]
Feedback much appreciated please

Great promo, man. I liked that you played off the other Rock. My only suggestion is using some color in the text, I believe it helps differentiate between speaking parts and non speaking parts.

What Crim said. Well done! You'll make a great Rock