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Subject: FINALLY! . . . Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:05 pm
After the events of the main event has settled and the arena has slowly started to pack up and head home, everyone is stopped in their tracks as an old yet not forgotten theme song fills the air.
The fans take their seats back, cheering as loud as possible, with a few boos of course, but after a few moments nothing happens. However, they are finally filled with joy as Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson comes strolling onto the stage with a big smile on his face and a 'Just Bring It' shirt on. He bounces around on stage a bit and soaks up the arena's love before making his way down the ramp. Its not long before Rock reaches the bottom of the ramp and makes his way over to the steel steps, climbing up them and onto the apron, then over to the opposite set of turnbuckles where he stands on them in his ever iconic pose. After nearly ten seconds, Rock climbs into the ring and makes his way to the other side where he is promptly handed a microphone by a stagehand. As Rock makes his way to the center of the ring and stands with his head high in the air and the microphone just above it, the crowd sends a loud "Rocky" chant throughout the arena and once they die down, their ears are filled with familiarity.
Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson FINALLY . . . THE ROCK HAS ARRIVED IN WORLD . . . CHAMPIONSHIP . . . FEDERATION!
The crowd loses their minds and the cheers do not stop for an over-extended period of time, all of which Rock uses to soak in his glory. After the crowd finally stops, Rock begins his tirade.
Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson You know, The Rock always figured he'd get to say that but he never figured it'd be so damn late. Nearly two years. Two whole years. And where has The Rock been? The Rock will tell you exactly where he's been. The Rock has been off filming his latest set of movies from The Fast and The Furious to whatever G.I. Joe remake is coming out next to the new Barney series to some Grand Theft Auto knockoff. You see, the reason The Rock hasn't been here is because he's been too damn busy to worry about his millions and millions of fans.
The crowd's cheers suddenly turn to boos as The Rock shakes his head in the ring.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let The Rock explain. Me being too busy for my fans is just what the corporate kiss-asses upstairs want you to believe because they don't want to tell you the truth, and the truth is that after Wrestlemania 28, after The Rock put John Cena flat on his back and pinned Vince McMahon's biggest star in the middle of the ring 1, 2, 3, Good 'Ole Vince got kinda angry. He grabbed his video camera, he grabbed his assistants, he grabbed some random animals outta some random zoo and he made a documentary about how the World Wildlife Foundation was torturing animals and the idiots around the globe believed it and forced the poor animal helpers out of business. So Good 'Ole Vince was able to buy the name WWF back and he went back to rebuilding this little paradise of his known as the Attitude Era and in October 2012 the rebirth of WWF and the death of WWE was real.
Rock starts pacing about in the ring as he tells his story, most of the crowd quietly listening.
Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson So The Rock finished his movie in December of 2012, and he called up Vince McMahon because The Rock was very interested in this rebirth because if you recall The Rock was oen of the biggest things going during the Attitude Era. The Rock called up Vince McMahon, he called up Vince McMahon's daughter, he called up Vince McMahon's son, he called up Vince McMahon's son-in-law, hell he even called up Vince McMahon's personal assistants, his professional assistants, his dry cleaner, his wife, his lawyer, his mistress, and even his personal ass-kisser Mr. William Regal and The Rock NEVER received a single callback. The Rock called dozens if not hundreds of people that knew Vince McMahon and no one so much as said 'Sorry, we don't want your business.', so The Rock gave up. He packed his bags and he went to film the next movie. But it was not long after that The Rock decided to try so every week on the eve of Saturday from late January 2013 onward The Rock picked up his phone and he made a phone call to each and every office within WWF Headquarters telling them that I wanted to speak to Vince McMahon about my job before I had to get on a plane, fly to Connecticut, and stick my foot straight up his candy ass. The Rock tried and let me tell you he tried his damnest.
Rock stops pacing about as he stands in the middle of the ring once more, looking about the near silent crowd.
Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson Then in May 2013 Good 'Ole Vince kicked the bucket, he was down and out and Johnathan 'Incompetent' Coachman came in and The Rock figured that maybe now he could get that job and please his fans at least one more time and so The Rock called . . . and The Rock called . . . and The Rock called and not a single time was the phone picked up. Not a single time did I hear the putrid voice of Coach and not a single time did The Rock hear 'Sorry Rock but we cannot do business.' from one of his lousy, foreign, barely speaking English assistants. So once more The Rock waited as he watched this company have its ups and its down. He watched as all these superstars got opportunity after opportunity but no one would answer his calls. And then, The Rock couldn't hardly believe it when he saw Coachman fired from the company and the shades of Good 'Ole Vince McMahon came back as Stephanie McMahon entered the picture as the new C.E.O. of WCF and once more The Rock picked up his phone and he called . . . and he called . . . and he called some more but, need I repeat myself? I will anyways. The Rock did not get single callback. So here we are, February 2014, The Rock has left over hundreds of messages but The Rock promised he wouldn't do what the one thing he is doing right now.
The Rock pauses as a 'Boots 2 Asses' chant starts up, nodding his head along to the chant.
Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson That's right. The Rock promised he wouldn't get fed up, that he wouldn't get a plane, that he wouldn't go to whatever city RAW was being filmed in, and that when he got there he wouldn't put boots 2 asses. But, The Rock got fed up, so The Rock hopped on a plane, he flew out to Colorado, he stuck each foot up security's ass and then he made his way out to the middle of this ring to entertain his millions . . .
Crowd AND MILLIONS!
Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson . . . and millions of The Rock's fans and say this: FINALLY . . . THE ROCK HAS RETURNED . . . HOME!
The crowd lets out another large roar as The Rock smiles. Once they die down, he continues.
Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson That's right, The Rock is home but The Rock is home on his own terms because no one wants to seem to give him any. And The Rock figured since he had to make up his own terms that he was going to do it the right way. And I'll start with this, Stephanie McMahon, wherever you and your perky breasts are hiding I demand you come out here and accept my proposal. And what The Rock proposes is that he gets a shot at this new World Heavyweight Championship and its not because The Rock is greedy but because The Rock earned it. I don't remember if you remember, most likely not, but The Rock was promised by Vince McMahon that he would have a shot at whatever title he wanted if he could beat John Cena because Good 'Ole Vince didn't feel The Rock had it in him after eight years but The Rock doing exactly that is why Vince closed down WWE and that's why I'm here now to claim what's rightfully mine. That, and a contract for WCF because we all know that the fans would rather see the 'Most Electrifying Man in All of Sports Entertainment' than they would some random, psycho beast hunter, than some forgotten about 'Chosen One', and more so than any crazy, face painted warrior who things he isn't a Sting knockoff. And Stephanie McMahon if you come out of hiding and you tell The Rock 'no', then The Rock will just have to stick his boot up each and every superstar's candy ass that has a contract until there is no one left to give any shots except The Rock.[
The Rock pauses, quickly catching his breath before finishing off with his signature phrase.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson IF YA SME. . .
? ? ? SHUT THE HELL UP!
[Promo Open To Bully Ray] [Feedback Welcomed]
*Pictures coming*
NathanvII
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Subject: Re: FINALLY! . . . Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:51 am
((Js, Bully should talk about that very short lived partnership, haha))
DullChameleon
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Subject: Re: FINALLY! . . . Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:33 am
Bully Ray's music hits and the crowd boos as he interrupts one of their favorite catchphrases. Bully Ray comes out to the top of the ramp and stares at the Rock.
Bully: That's right Rocky Raccoon, I said SHUT THE HELL UP. Do you think I've forgotten that you hung me out to dry over the tag team titles? Do you think I've forgiven? Do you think it's all just water under the bridge? Well it ain't Rock, you and me have some business to attend to. Fuhgeddaboudit. However, recent events have forced me to put my beef with you on the back burner, so I ain't out here to start a war with you Rocky. And I certainly ain't out here to welcome you back to the WCF you backstabbing son of a bitch. I'm out here to tell you that Stephanie won't be coming out to address you Rock since I'm the new man in charge for tonight. You see Rock, Stephanie pushed me too far, so I pushed her into a trunk, drove her out to a seedy motel, tied her to a chair and forced her to listen to reason. I'm happy to say Rock, that you're now looking at a man with an iron-clad, can't be fired under any circumstances contract holder at the moment. The billion dollar princess wasn't happy about it, but whatca gonna do when you're tied to a desk and under lock and key by the Bully? So she signed my contract Rock, and much to her chagrin, she put me in charge for the next few days while she recovers from her traumatic experience. Yeah, that's right people, I let the little girl go. I ain't no monster, I just wanted her to, let's say, appreciate the amazing talent she had in me. So tonight, Rocky, I'm out here to respond to your demand that you be made the number one contender for the WCF belt. And the answer is ah HELL NO. However, I'm a reasonable man, a fair man, a just man, and though I think you're still a traitorous snake for what you did to me a few months ago, I also recognize that you're a man who can get things done. So Rocky, I'm putting you in charge. I don't want all this responsibility, I've got bigger fish to fry. So Rock, congratulations, you're the new GM of Smackdown. And I hope you remember who put you in charge.
The Rock steps back in shock. The crowd cheers, anticipating the new regime.
Now, on to more important matters. Namely, me. This whole mess got started when the princess decided to leave me off the card for what I coined FUHGEDDABOUDIT, so I'm gonna make damn sure that I'm going to Wrestlemania. And with that psychotic moron Ambrose running around looking for Bigfoot and somehow holding the title belt, and with the self-proclaimed Mr. Amazing Austin Aries doing practically nothing, I've decided that we need a little Bully in the title picture. So this Monday, it's going to be me vs. The Miz with the winner getting a spot in the title match at Wrestlemania. Why The Miz you ask? Because he sucks that's why. We all know I'm going to beat him within an inch of his life and then I'll have "earned" my shot at the title. That's what I'm talking about people. Thus spake Bully Ray. Now, I've gotta get out of here before the stink of all you dirty morons makes me throw up.
