No Show, Not Even Via Satellite

*The ending of the tag match between the team of Dean Ambrose and Sami Hogan vs. Dolph Ziggler and an absent Rock is shown. Though Dolph did his best to fight back and get an upset win, he could not overcome the odds and Sami Hogan is shown pinning Ziggler for the victory*

Jim Ross: "You've got to give it to Dolph, even with the deck stacked against him he never gave up. I wonder what reasons The Rock has for not showing up for his match tonight?"

Jerry Lawler: "Well I can think of one man just itching to find out and he does not look too happy."

*As Lawler says this, the camera pans back to the ring, which shows Dolph Ziggler still in the ring, fuming, but not at the loss. Ziggler is seen pacing the ring, talking to all of the WCF employees around the ring*

Dolph Ziggler: "Where is he? Is he even in the building tonight? I want answers and if I don't get any from you, I'm gonna get them from the man himself. So if any of you know something, tell me now before I pay another unwelcome visit to WCF headquarters."

*During Dolph's questioning, he notices the announcers and the headsets they are wearing. Dolph makes his way out of the ring and goes towards the announcers. He grabs the headset off of Jerry Lawler's head*

Jerry Lawler: "Hey! That's my headset. Now how will I know what terrible jokes to say?"

Jim Ross: "Dolph, we don't know where The Rock is. You're not going to get any information out of these headsets, you're just going to hear a lot of buzzwords and mindless self-promotion, like for the WCF App, download it today!"

Dolph Ziggler: "Shut it you two, I've got to at least try....oh god you're right. How do you two not go crazy listening to this dribble every week?"

Jim Ross: "Who says we're not crazy?"

Jerry Lawler: "Puppies!"

Dolph Ziggler: "Point taken. I guess while I'm here, I'll make my intentions known. I'm paying The Rock a visit before Smackdown and then on Smackdown, I'm taking my aggression out on somebody. The Rock wants me on Smackdown every week? Fine, but this week I choose my opponent, not him."

*With that Dolph slams Lawler's headset onto the table, causing it to bounce just outside of Jerry's reach. Dolph then makes his way to the back as JR wraps up the show*

Jim Ross: "Well that sure was an interesting end to Monday Night Raw. Be sure to tune into Smackdown later this week to see who Dolph chooses as his opponent and keep an eye on the WCF website to see of Dolph makes good on his promise to pay The Rock another visit. From myself and my broadcast partner, have a good night."

Jerry Lawler: "Puppies!"

Jim Ross: "You really are lost without that headset, aren't you?"

*Lawler just shrugs as Raw goes off the air*

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