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Subject: The most must see show returns Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:08 am
The crowd goes wild as RAW returns from commercial break, the ring is all set up as Miz comes out to the arena in a suit and a microphone in his hand for the first time since his return.
Jerry Lawler It's the Miz! The Miz is here! He's been on quite a roll since he came back to the WWF, I wonder what he has to say?
Jim Ross Personally, I've enjoyed the last few months without him coming out here to run his mouth.
Jerry Lawler Show some respect J.R, this man is one of the best in the business today.
Miz reaches the bottom of the ramp before heading up the steel steps and into the ring, he walks over to the middle and stares at the crowd for a while as they cheer for him. He raises his microphone to his lips.
The Miz Finally! The Miz is FINALLY back in the WWF! If you remember when I was here last, I tried to help out some of the younger talent on the roster, I tried to give them a boost to their careers by giving them the opportunity to create an alliance with me, an opportunity that most superstars would kill for! But all we ended up being was a copy of the worst group that WWF has, and will ever see, Rise... We were never meant to be a stable, I told those kids over and over again not to interrupt my matches, I explained to them that the basis of our alliance wasn't to attack every tom, dick and harry, but for me to teach them how to stand on their own two feet, to defend themselves, but not one of them was able to understand that concept. They saw it as some little game, not taking any of it seriously. Langston and Riley thought that they could just stand there behind me, looking tough, assuming that they didn't have to do anything to rise to the top, happy enough to ride my co-tails. Maddox couldn't keep himself focused, getting sidetracked by every little thing, whether it's Maria's breasts or Tyson's balls, Maddox just couldn't keep his hands off. The point is I did everything that I possibly could for those three men and all I got in return was a slap in the face... But no more.
The crowd show a mixed reaction towards Miz, not sure whether to cheer him or not yet.
Jerry Lawler Good for The Miz. I can only imagine how irritating it must be to have to work with someone who never listens to you and shows you no respect.
Jim Ross … I have a pretty good understanding of that feeling.
Jerry Lawler Shh, quiet, Miz is trying to talk.
The Miz No longer will I be sharing my spotlight with the lesser talented, undeserving part of the roster, it's time that I focused on my own career once again. It was exactly three months ago when I lost my European Championship to Val Venis that I decided I needed to take some time away from the WWF. I mean when you lose a title that you held for a record breaking amount of time to a man whose fetish is making erotic advances to other men, you know that there's something wrong. So I put all of my time into training, to improve myself and to make sure that nothing like that would EVER happen to me again. Having only been back for just over two weeks, it's clear to me and I'm sure that it's clear to each and everyone of you in the audience tonight too, I'm even more awesome than I was before! I've taken out Roman Reigns without breaking a sweat, I've toppled a giant white monster with ease and most importantly, I've crushed the current, reigning Intercontinental Champion, Faaaahn.... Dahhnn....G...AWFUL! Really? Is this what the current standard of the WWF is at, that you have a dancing moron as a champion? Really?... REAAALLLY?!!
Jerry Lawler Are you listening to this?! He beat both the Intercontinental Champion and the No.1 Contender. Why do we have to watch Fandango prance around with the belt when he can't hold a candle to the most must see superstar in the world?
Jim Ross I'll admit, it is impressive that he's beaten two big stars in such a short amount of time and I may have judged him too quickly, maybe he's changed, but he can't just walk back in here after three months and expect a title shot right off the bat.
The Miz Well then it looks like it's going to be a lot easier than I first thought for me to get back to the top. SummerSlam is just around the corner, and I realise that I'm a little late to the party but Paul Wight, Fandunghole, I want you both to know that whoever steps out of SummerSlam with the Intercontinental Championship has me to deal with, and we all know how our last encounters went. But enough about me, I'm sure you've all noticed the leather chairs and stools, this large scale of the WWF logo hanging from the roof, and to those of you at home, the logo printed in the corners of your television screens, you all should know what this means but as I know the people of Sacramento are known to have little to no common sense, allow me to make it a little clearer for you.
Jim Ross There he is. What's that saying, King? A Leopard never changes its spots.
Jerry Lawler He doesn't need to change for anyone Cole, he's Awesome and so is this!
The crowd fire jeers towards Miz after the cheap jab at their hometown.
The Miz Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls you get to witness history tonight as I welcome you to the first official edition of the new and improved, the most must see show on television today, Miz TV!
Despite disliking The Miz, the crowd pop as soon as they hear those magic words.
The Miz What can I say about my guest tonight? Let's see... He hasn't been in the WWF for all that long and so far he's only really appeared on the baby show, Smackdown so I guess you could call this his first RAW appearance. Competing in matches with some superstars not even worth mentioning, other than myself of course. For a man whose diet consists of Thesaurus' for breakfast and Dictionaries for lunch, he sure doesn't talk a lot. That's right folks, please welcome my guest for tonight, he is the man who refers to himself as the Intellectual saviour of the masses, Damien Sandow!
Open to Sandow, leave it open for me to reply again.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: The most must see show returns Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:05 am
*Sandow walks out onto the stage and poses, before making his way down to the ring.*
King: Here he comes J.R! The Intellectual Savior is here!
J.R: That's right Ladies and Gentleman, it's Damien Sandow!
*Sandow gets into the ring and comes face to face with The Miz.*
Damien Sandow: Why you have invited me on to this disgraced show, I have no idea. Why Miz? Why did I have to be the inaugural guest on this atrocity you call "Miz TV"?
*The Miz begins to speak but Sandow cuts him off.*
Damien Sandow: SILENCE!
*The Miz falls silent, but the crowd begins to boo Sandow.*
Damien Sandow: I for one have cherished the time you haven't shown your repulsive face out here. Now, Miz, tell me, what is it you want to exchange views on? And please, make it brief, I don't know how long I can last gazing at your revolting...features.
*Sandow waits for Miz to speak.*
(Open to The Miz)
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Subject: Re: The most must see show returns Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:04 am
The Miz appears amused by Sandow's attitude as he lifts the microphone to his mouth.
The Miz Why? Why did I invite you onto Miz TV tonight... hmm
Miz scratches his forehead.
The Miz Could it be because I saw you hanging around outside playing with that greasy beard of yours, with nothing but a bath robe to cover yourself and mistook you for a common homeless man?
Jerry Lawler I wouldn't blame him for making that mistake, just look at Sandow.
The Miz Maybe it's because I was in awe of your advanced intellect and wanted you to tutor me, maybe give me some tips on how to be a Grade A Asshole.
The crowd react with a “OOOO” chant as Sandow looks less than pleased.
The Miz Or maybe I watched you get your ass handed to you by one of the rookies on NXT last week and took pity on you.
Sandow frowns at the Miz, trying to keep calm.
The Miz The fact is Damien, it doesn't matter why I invited you, all that matters is that I did. You should be honoured to be the first guest on my show, not questioning why you're here or disrespecting me by calling my creation... an 'atrocity'.
TBC By Sandow
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: The most must see show returns Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:03 am
*Sandow looks at The Miz, frustrated with him for mocking his beard.*
Damien Sandow: Some of the greatest Sociologists that this planet has seen have grown beards. Friedrich Engels? Karl Marx? Emile Durkheim? As I would have expected, the un-washed masses have no clue who these men are, or what they represent. But those men failed to achieve that I myself strive to do, and that's perfect society.
*The crowd boo at the thought of Sandow trying to perfect society.*
Damien Sandow: Making an appearance out here tonight was involuntary, Michael Mizanin wanted me out here on this disgraced TV Show he runs, so he got it. I am not content with being out here, however, it's what the people desire. Furthermore, I wouldn't reject an opportunity to educate these people. YOU SHALL BE EDUCATED!
*The crowd begin to boo once more.*
Damien Sandow: (Turns to the crowd) Thank you for your irrelevant opinion.
*The crowd boo even louder at Sandow for 'dissin' them.*
Damien Sandow: Michael, what is you wanted to ask the Intellectual Savior?
(Promo Open to The Miz)
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Subject: Re: The most must see show returns Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:48 am
The Miz cracks a smile
The Miz Well first of all Damien, my name is The Miz and as long as you are a guest on my show you will show me the respect I deserve and address to me as such. Secondly, I don't care about the mess of hair dangling from your chin, let's try not to lose focus here. Besides, it doesn't matter whether those sociologists had beards or not, it's not the hair that makes the man and If you believe that growing yours makes you just as great as them, then you are the true ignoramus in this arena. And third, you say that you aren't on my show voluntarily, but the fact of the matter is, no one forced you to come out here, Sandow. As far as I'm aware, no one held a gun to your head as you walked down to the ring so don't play games with me Damien, we both know that you came onto my show for your own selfish reasons but quite frankly I couldn't care less what those reasons are, this isn't the Damien Sandow Show, this is MIZ TV! And that means that as long as you stand here as my VOLUNTARY guest, I can ask you anything that I want.
Miz grins once more as Sandow seems restless.
The Miz Now I understand that you want to know why I invited you onto my show, it's simple really. There are some things about you that I can't help but question. You're quite the odd man, Sandow. Tell me, what is your purpose here? Why did you choose to enter yourself into the WWF Universe? You call yourself the intellectual saviour, but what are you here to save us from Damien and why choose now, why did you not introduce yourself sooner? And please! Pahleaaaaseee explain to me why on earth do you insist on parading around in that ridiculous bath robe?
Miz lowers his mic and stares at Sandow, raising his eyebrows, waiting for his reply.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: The most must see show returns Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:37 am
*Sandow raises the microphone to his mouth.*
Damien Sandow: My purpose out here is to save these people, and all the other ignoramuses sitting on their enormous rear-ends, gazing into the black box at home. I attempted this once upon a time, here in World Wrestling Federation. I have returned to continue what was started those many months ago.
*The crowd boos at Sandow, as he continues to speak.*
Damien Sandow: In the past, Michael, you were honest. You saw these people for what they truly are. Sophisticated...Intelligent...these are some of the words I WOULD NOT use to describe the WWF Universe. What am I saving these people from, one asks? Themselves. These people need their Intellectual Savior, to bring them enlightenment! They need Damien Sandow in their lives, THEY MUST BE EDUCATED!
*The crowd continues to boo for Damien Sandow, as he once again gets frustrated at the response.*
Damien Sandow: THOU SHALL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!
*The Miz begins to chuckle at how pathetic Sandow is being, as he continues to talk.*
Damien Sandow: I would have completed this journey many months ago, Michael. Oh, I almost forgot, the Bath Robe. You think there's a problem with it? Is it dirty? Does it have stains on it?
*Sandow looks at both sleeves of his robe, then looks down it and sees nothing wrong with it.*
Damien Sandow: If I want to wear a robe, I WILL WEAR ONE! Michael, you seem to have lost your sophisticated side, when you chose the audience over yourself. The way you waltz around here, pandering to their needs, it makes me want to regurgitate every time I see it happen. Let me pose a question to you, Michael. Have you ever beaten the "Gordian Knott Challenge"?
*The Miz shakes his head.*
Damien Sandow: Have you ever won a game of what the Ancient Greek's call "Thimbelrig"?
*The Miz once again shakes his head.*
Damien Sandow: I didn't think so. Have you even won a simple game, such as...Chess?
*The Miz nods and raises the microphone to his mouth.*
The Miz: As a matter of fact I...
Damien Sandow: SILENCE!
*The crowd boos at Sandow cutting The Miz off.*
Damien Sandow: You, sir, are disgrace of a human being, you should be ashamed of yourself for not completing such tasks. You represent a contemporary society, with your reality television background and ridiculous looking hair-do. Michael, I am exhausted of your attempts to ridicule me in front of the un-washed masses. I won't stand for it anymore. You have had your...15 Minutes of Fame out here tonight. Your superiority complex is too much for one to handle. This interview is over.
*Sandow drops the microphone on the floor.*
(Promo open to The Miz)
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Subject: Re: The most must see show returns Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:23 am
The Miz sees Sandow drop his microhpone and quickly steps forwards, holding out his right arm as he speaks.
The Miz Whoa there, don't be so hasty. You can't come onto my show to disrespect me and my audience, and then just walk away. That's not how this works. I'm not sure if you've seen an episode of Miz TV before, you probably haven't considering that you have no taste whatsoever when it comes to media, but on this show, once you're done saying your part, as the host, I get to say mine. So how about you kneel down and pick up that microphone like a good little boy.
Sandow stares down with Miz, standing his ground.
The Miz Suit yourself.
Miz rolls his eyes at Sandow.
The Miz These people, Sandow. They don't need to be saved from themselves, the only thing they need to be saved from is your constant droning on and on and on! These people don't need you to teach them anything, you are the one who needs to be educated. Maybe you should ask Randy Orton for advice on how to entertain a crowd without boring them to sleep.
Miz walks up to Sandow and feels the fabric of his robe with his fingers, Sandow knock his hand away and steps back in disgust.
The Miz To answer your question, yes, Sandow. Yes, I do have a problem with a grown man prancing around in a bath robe in public. I'll admit that it does appear to be sparkling clean, but that doesn't change the fact that it makes you look like you just stepped out of Arkham Asylum. The beard doesn't help your case either. Maybe I should call Batman and have him take you back home so we don't have to endure your presence in this company any longer.
The crowd chant 'Batman' as Sandow looks about ready to leave the ring.
The Miz You want to talk about my past Sandow, you say that I've changed and that I put the audience before myself... Have you met me? Do you even know who I am? I haven't changed Sandow, I'll never put anyone ahead of myself, I'm still the same old cocky brat I always was and I'm not afraid to admit it. I'll do anything I have to, to make sure that my career takes off, whether I have to make Paul Wight cry like a baby or even dash Fandango's hopes of ever dancing again by breaking his legs... There isn't anything I won't do advance my career, you can believe that. Try all you like to baffle me with these big words that you read in the dictionary before you came out tonight but I can assure you, it's not going to work on me. And I thought you didn't watch reality television, Sandow. How can you possibly have known about my history with MTV? Not that it matters, I'm not ashamed by it, I owe my success to reality TV and I'm honestly proud of that.
Miz lifts his hand up to his head and runs it through his hair, Sandow looks on, still with a look of disgust in his eyes.
The Miz You can hurl your insults at me all you like, call me a disgrace, poke fun at my wrestling ability, bring up my coloured past, but don't you ever, eeeeeveerrrr insult my hair again! Do you have any idea what it takes to keep your hair looking this perfect? No, you don't. The amount of care and affection that you have to give each and every day to keep this shiny, lustrous look, not to mention the amount of money that goes into it... The nerve you must have to insult my stylish hair when you walk around with that disgusting rag on your head. Really?
The crowd joins in with Miz and chant 'Really?' at Sandow.
The Miz REEEEALLLY? RHHHEEEEEAAAALLLY?!!!
Miz looks Sandow up and down.
The Miz You can leave now, I no longer want you on my show.
Miz mocks Sandow, staring at him, mimicking his smug grin.
You're not welcome.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: The most must see show returns Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:45 am
*Sandow goes bright red with anger, as he tries to contain himself. He takes a few deep breathes before reaching for his microphone from the floor.*
Damien Sandow: Michael, you know better than this. You shouldn't try to mock somebody that's already given you a justifiable beating. Do you remember that Steel Cage Match last week on Friday Night Smackdown? You really don't want to see a repeat of my actions, especially when I'm enraged.
*Sandow exits the rings.*
Damien Sandow: I'll tell you something, Michael. I'm not going to rise to your mockery, i'm taking the moral high ground. YOU'RE WELCOME!
J.R: How on earth can you take the Moral High Ground on Miz TV? This guy is a complete jackass, King.
*As Sandow begins to walk up the ramp, the lights go out completely. The Titantron lights up, and this video is played.*
*This theme is then blasted through the speakers.*
(Promo Open to Bray Wyatt, to beat the shit out of us and talk some smack!)
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Subject: Re: The most must see show returns Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:23 pm
Bray Wyatt steps out onto the stage laturn in hand as he slowly creeps down the ramp towards the two me. The Miz and Sandow stare at eachother for a moment then look mostly confused back towards Bray. The interaction can be seen threw the flashes of cameras. The crowd , much too everyones surprise actually cheer the arrival of the mysterious wyatt , and seem highly intrested as too what the bearded maniac may do. Bray makes it halfway down the ramp then stops completely for a few moments. He lifts the lamp to his face and blows out the flame and the arena goes black once again
.:King:. Where did he go ! one minute were out here listening to these two know it alls and then all the sudden this guy shows up ?
.:JR:. I dont get a good feeling about this King , this Bray Wyatt is dangerous and unpredictable and we can only assume that his crosshairs are set on Sandow after last weeks chair attack during there match.
.. Run Damien ! get away while you still can !
The lights come pack on and shows bray behind sandow in the ring. The miz backs up in the corner to stay out of the way , with a no thank you not my problem look on his face. The camera pans in to bray wyatts taped up hand by his side which apears to be holding a old rusted ballpin hammer , and unfortunatly for damien he has not noticed he is behind him yet. Bray lifts his arms and throws his head back laughing loudly and finally damien turns around he hopes to take this oppertunity to attack Wyatt but Bray simply breaks down to one knee and slams the hammer into Sandows thigh. Sandow flips over and lands hard grabbing his leg and screaming in pain. Bray , who looks satisfied smiles down at him and tilts his head , but then his expression changes , he looks intently into Sandows face of pain then lifts the hammer again and slams it down on Sandows leg again before throwing the hammer out of the ring over his head.
.:JR:. This isn't right King , this is a mans lively hood that Wyatt is trying to take away what a sick individul !
Bray Grabs a handfull of Sandows hair and slams his fist down onto is head repeatedly with malice and deadly intent , and after a while he stops and just stares again disconnected from the situation. The Miz stays in the corner watching the carnage with a rather confused and disterbed look on his face as Bray begins to pick up sandow and rests Sandows upper back over his right knee. He looks out over the crowd for a moment before quickly swinging sandows face backwards and down towards the ground. Sandows head bounces sickly off the mat and then he comes to a rest lifelessly in the middle of the ring
Bray stares at damien for a few moments then turns his head towards the Miz , Miz looks super ackwardly back at Bray in a slightly mocking manner but before The miz can even move bray stands and charges at him in the corner slamming him with a splash.
Miz falls into a heap onto the ground near the turnbuckle , wasting almost no time at all Bray reaches down and grabs the miz leg and drags him towards the center on the ring. Miz grabs and gripps at the mat in an attempt to get away and even turns around and throws a few up kicks but Bray manages to avoid them before he lifts his leg and slams his foot down onto the miz's balls . The fight that miz attempted to put up was quelled in that moment and Bray forces him up onto his knee and then slams him with the reverse sto as he had damien , except this time the move was aimed to land miz's head on damiens , there skulls crash together and miz rolls over and lay across Sandow in a small carnage heap , and suddenly as if by magic , a microphone is in Brays hand as he falls to bot knees next to the two men and begins to speak for the first time on WWF televison
.:Bray Wyatt:. Oh no no no now gentalman what has happened here , the philospher and the host layed to waste here on the floor of there own televison time. You may think im out here becuase of what happened last week man , but youuuu wouuulddd be wronggggg. Im here to save you from yourselves , im hear to save you from everything you have been and what you will become , hell im here to rescue your souls man .....hahaha ..... you speak to these people like you are the great educator but you yourself know nothing of the real world , all of those books and tomes you recite mean nothing in the face of a true savior and translate nothing usefull to the real world , im gunna let you in on a secret Damien , the world dosnt need a scholar man they dont need a hero to ride in on his white horse to save them. They need me , they need to learn that they cant be saved that the world is filled with monsters that dont listen to reason , or logic or skewed outdated theroys . You say that the masses are unwashed and I BRAY WYATT THE EATTER OF WORLDS ...... plan to be the one who baptises them and blood. And i plan on useing you as a sacrafice. .... hahahaha ..... no need to fear me for i love you , im giving you a gift greater than you can give in life man , im teaching the world a lesson , im ...... educating them as you wished. You think you know so much but its me , who has been here all along and i know things , and have seen things that you have only dreamt of in the depths of your worse nightmares man ....you want to show them the way and you will , and i will be the catalist you need to make it happen , you dont need to follow the buzzards man cuz they will find you .....hahahahahaahahah ...... and oh the tv star i started with you for a hole nother reason , you stand for everything that is wrong with the world today and in time ... my dear .... sweet ... poor child , i will show you the way ..... you will stand with me and obey , or you will be sacraficed along side this false profit ..... the wait is over ... im here ... hahahahaahaha TIIIIIIMMMMEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEE issss on my .... side .....
Bray drops the microphone and laughs loudly as he rolls away from the other men and halfway under the bottem rope , the last sceen before comercial is bray staring into the camera from the apron laughing
. Run Damien ! get away while you still can !
