Big things aren't gonna be poppin' this week.

MVP
In case you need a little reminder, this is none other than the highest paid man on WCW, which can only mean one thing: I'm better than each and every one of you. I don't have to say it, just look at the way that I live my life and you'll soon see it by the way that I dominate in that ring... there's no one in this company that can touch me and whether you like it or not, I'm gonna slice through this roster like a hot knife through butter on my way to the top to reign supreme. But sometimes you gotta give a little verbal reminder because some folks can't believe the things they see so I have to throw my voice into the mix to let them know that what they saw was indeed the real thing, and believe me, I am the real deal. I'm called MVP for a reason, and even though I haven't wrestled a match since signing one of the most lucrative deals in all of sports history, I am already the most must-see superstar in WCW and that's something that just won't change.



MVP
Now, while I may not think too highly of you people, even I can admit that there must be something rattling in those big heads of yours and I can admit that you're not blind so you must clearly see that I'm not dressed to compete tonight. Nuh-uh, my friends, this outfit costs more than any of you make in months and it belongs no where near a ring -- I'm not about to scuff my pradas or get my suit dirty. I was going to wrestle tonight, but just take a look at these two fine ladies hanging onto my arms... obviously I have more important "business matters" to attend to tonight. I mean just look at them, then look at your girlfriend or wife, then look at these two angels once again and feast your eyes, how can you not wish you were me?



MVP
Don't get me wrong, I didn't decide not to show up for no reason, you can blame the company for ruining your chances of seeing the most entertaining man in wrestling live and in color. You see I found out earlier that was was scheduled to compete against Christian, and I was looking forward to showing up and reminding Christian why his entire career has been a joke up until this point. Then suddenly my agent calls me up and tells me that there's been a changing of plans, that I'm now facing Kofi Kingston. I don't blame Christian for running from a fight, hell, I would do the same if I were in his shoes. This wasn't a battle he was going to win, but for the company to just go and change things behind my back and not having the audacity to contact me first was a sign of disrespect and I don't tolerate that nonsense.



MVP
My checks have so many zeros on it because of how valuable a commodity I am, and those fools that run this circus better check their heads and realize real quick that I'm doing them a favor by being here; they need me to make this filth worth watching, it'll never be the other way around. So as far as I'm concerned, I was already victorious against Christian by way of technicality and you must be out your damn minds if you think I'm going to compete twice in one week; I'm not getting paid enough for that. Kofi Kingston can go back to Jamaica because his dream of wrestling with a man of my stature isn't gonna come true this week. As for next week, hopefully WCW gets their act together because a talent like MVP only comes around once in a generation, so they best not waste it.