*The monitor shows the character select screen, as Dolph picks his character and Brock picks his.......By pressing the buttons on the controller with his mouth. Paul Heyman chuckles a bit when noticing the stats.*
Paul Heyman: Mr. Ziggler, I find it utterly amusing that you even THINK about being able to defeat my client. The stats tell all! Lesnar has strength, charisma, submission skills....in spades. Please tell me Mr. Ziggler, what do YOU have?
Dolph Ziggler: Well, looking here, it seems that little ol' Bork here is about as fast as an 80 year old man taking a dump. I can run circles around this idiot.
Paul Heyman: Speed is useless when your body is broken into pieces in the middle of the ring.
Dolph Ziggler: We'll see about that....Pauline.
*The match starts after their initial banter ends. Dolph and Brock trade blows for a good portion of the beginning of the match, while Cory attempts to narrate the action.*
Cory Ledesma: While you guys are settling your differences, I'm just going to answer a few questions by our fans on Twitter. @DieCobros asks: "What the fuck is taking you guys so long to reveal details about the damn game? It's right around the corner, and I need to know who's in, who's not. #FuckThisCompany" Well, to answer your question Cobros, we've simply been taking the time to make sure that the product is near perfection, so that we can create the most realistic experience possible. Next question comes from @HarryBallsack69: "wil jon cina be n te gaem plz" We can't give out too many details yet, Harry, you'll just have to hang tough. So I'm going to take a break from answering questions and tell you guys what to expect in the new WWE2k14 game. We've been able to make a lot of revolutionary advancements in this one, more specifically when it comes to running moves. You can't simply just run up to someone right next to you and running grapple them anymore.
*Dolph is seen being repeatedly running grappled by Brock as soon as he gets up, hitting the same belly-to-belly suplex over and over again.*
Dolph Ziggler: How the hell do you explain this then? Son of a bitch has the controller IN HIS MOUTH and yet he's doing the same move for the past two minutes!
Paul Heyman: Dolph, what you fail to realize is that this is not "spamming", as some people like to call it. This is strategy. This is Brock stalking his prey, making sure that you don't have any breathing room whatsoever. THIS is professional wrestling at its finest!
*Cory is seen with a nervous smile across his face, self-aware of the bullshit he spits out on a day-to-day basis.
Cory Ledesma: Uh.....I'm sure that this issue will be patched in the near future. It was simply something that we overlooked in the testing process.
*Dolph has an irritated look on his face, but he does manage to reverse another running grapple by Lesnar. He quickly follows it up with his elbow signature, and proceeds to do his wake-up taunt. Bork grunts as pieces of the controller fall from his mouth and onto the floor. Heyman looks slightly unnerved as he knows what's going to come next.*
Dolph Ziggler: Now that's some real skill, Paulie. It always seems like you have to cut corners to get what you want, but as you can see here, it doesn't work when you're up against a pro!
*Heyman falls silent as Ziggler hits the Zig-Zag on Lesnar. He covers Brock for 1..........2...........Until Lesnar's character is seen grabbing Ziggler, picking him up, as Brock stands up and throws Dolph on his shoulders and executes the F-5, much to the surprise of Ziggler and Cory.*
Cory Ledesma: I was NOT aware that that was in the game......UM, what I meant to say was that we've given certain superstars the ability to do finishers if they perform a specific sequence, under specific conditions while getting pinned.
Dolph Ziggler: Seriously? You NEVER announced this. This was never supposed to happen...
*Heyman has a devilish smile on his face as Lesnar performs his own wake-up taunt on Ziggler instead of going directly for the pin. After Dolph turns around to face Brock, Lesnar picks him up as if to do a Gorilla Press Slam, but instead, he grabs Ziggler by the torso, and rips him completely in half, with his innards spilling all across the ring. Brock's in-game character is shown devouring Ziggler's insides, as the game screen displays the message: "Brock Lesnar wins by way of FATALITY" Ziggler and Cory's jaws drop in despair. Brock chews the controller to the point that several pieces fall out of his mouth, and he swallows what's left in his mouth. Heyman is shown laughing uncontrollably.*
Cory Ledesma: Uh.......I'll.........Answer one more question from the fans! This one's from @the_ironsheik! "Which game better? WWE 2K14, or WWE 2Gay14? Tell me or go fuck yourself #teamsheikie" I think 2K14 is the best out of both of them, heh heh......Well, that's all the time we have folks, be sure to preorder the game to get Ultimate Warrior as a free bonus! We'll see you ne-
Paul Heyman: Look at these idiots, Brock! They had no idea! HAHA! Mr. Ziggler, I don't believe that you know that at one point, I was a computer programmer. And it looks like you won't be getting up from that anytime soon! Well thank you Mr. Ledesma, it looks like we're done here. This is just a TASTE of things to come, Mr. Ziggler.....Thank you and goodbye.
Dolph Ziggler: No.......We're not done yet.
*Suddenly Dolph jumps from his seat and starting punching Brock with a flurry of right hands, but Brock fights back by throwing Dolph against a wall. He blindly charges at Ziggler while he's staggered against the wall, but Dolph moves out of the way at the last second, and Brock slams into the wall.....*
[TBC by Dolf]
