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Subject: Mr. Monday Night returns to his show Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:13 pm
Jerry The King Lawler: Welcome back to Monday Night RAW!! We've been having a great show so far, with tons of great matches, and this next one will be even better! "Mr. Monday Night" Rob Van Dam returns against the Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar!! The Beast isn't in a pleasant mood tonight.
Jim Ross: When is Lesnar ever in a good mood, King? Anyways, I'm Hall of Famer, Good Ol' JR, Jim Ross and welcome back to RAW!! Rob Van Dam is back, but does he still have what it takes? Can he defeat the Beast? His return match on SmackDown! against Brodus Clay didn't go so well, but remember, Brodus attacked him backstage before the match, chokeslamming him through a glass table! So I wouldn't be surprised if RVD is even 100% tonight.
RVD comes out with a serious angry look on his face
Rob Van Dam: Now most of you would expect me to come out here and be in a cheerful mood, because Mr. Monday Night is back on his show! But I'm not in a very good mood as of right now. I'm actually really pissed off. Why, you may ask? It's nothing to do with you, dudes, but it has something to do with one man. That one man, is the man I faced on SmackDown! last week. He's recently unleashed his "gamer" side on the WCF. Now I don't give a damn if he's an angry gamer or a gay dinosaur, he attacked me just because he beat him in WWE '13. Take a look.
As RVD points to the titantron, it shows video footage of last week's SmackDown when RVD and Brodus Clay were playing WWE '13. RVD hits the 5* Frog Splash and gets the win.
Brodus: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
RVD: Damn dude, you're a sore loser.
Brodus: Shut yo gay ass up. Run spammin lil punk!
RVD: Not my fault you suck at video games.
Brodus then picks RVD up by the throat and chokeslams him through a glass table.
RVD then looks from the titantron back to the audience as the video ends
RVD: And after that, me and him were in a match made by Stephanie McMahon. Luckily for Brodus, I was injured. I'm not quite 100% tonight, but I'm better now than I was then. But I gotta say, good job, Brodus. Good job for taking advantage of an injured man. Good job for being terrible at video games. Good job for being a completely worthless prick who no one even likes. OH!! I almost forgot something. I know this is something you probably noticed you were missing by now, but don't worry. It's in good hands, dude.
RVD pulls something out of his tights and it is revealed to be Grand Theft Auto V.
RVD: I was in the locker room, and I happened to go by your locker room. You probably went out to take a piss or eat doughnuts or whatever fat, worthless, pathetic people like you do. Your Xbox was on, dude, and I just happened to look at the screen. It said "Play Grand Theft Auto V" I could tell it was brand new because the case was wide open and it recently came out. So I took it out, and said "Hey, I'm gonna borrow this for a little while. Hope he won't mind." And carried it with me. But I found no use for it, as I don't own an Xbox. So if you'll excuse me for a minute.......
RVD takes the disk out and lays it down on the mat and stomps on it
RVD: OOPS!!!! Sorry dude, looks like you'll have to buy another one. As for my match tonight against Brock Lesnar, I know what he's capable of, but I don't care. Come on Bork, HERE COMES THE TRAIN! Bring it on, I'm ready!!!!
[PROMO OPEN TO BRODUS CLAY]
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Holybatman
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Subject: Re: Mr. Monday Night returns to his show Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:43 pm
Just leave it open to me not bork. Good promo and I'll reply later today.
Holybatman
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Subject: Re: Mr. Monday Night returns to his show Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:37 am
As Brodus Clay's theme music starts playing, 12 seconds into it, Brodus comes out with a mic and doesn't look to happy
Brodus: Shut my damn music off! Now here I am playing minecraft with my little cuz backstage. Then I hear from some of the staff members that I am wanted in the ring. So on my way to the entrance way I seen on the TV that you stole my Grand Theft Auto disk. I hope you know that imma beat yo damn ass for not only stealing it, but breakin it too. You gon be buyin me a new one too! Cuz if you don't there will be hell to pay.
The crowd boo at Brodus's threat. Brodus then ignores them and makes his way down the ramp
Brodus: Now I was told by Stepahanie Mcmahon on my way over here that if I wanted to fight you, I get to fight you at No Mercy. I told her I don't care where it's at, if I get to whip your ass, then dats exactly what imma do. But for right now imma tell you this. At No Mercy, I ain't gonna hesitate to hit you upside da head with somethin. I don't care what it is. Hell it'd probably be a PS3. That trashy excuse for a game console would probably bust right over yo head.
Brodus slides into the ring
Brodus: That'll be the day when a piece of trash meets another piece a trash. Hell I'll make you rage quit so hard, you'll be crying to yo damn mommy but to only realize that I've been bangin yo mom for 2 months. She's my booty call. And don't even get me started on yo sista.
RVD wastes no time with a round house kick sending Brodus flying out of the ring as the crowd gives off a fury of cheers but it seems to be a waste as Brodus gets right back up angrier than before. He then smiles and looks at a camera man he then snatches the camera from him as he begins to speak obviously without a mic.
Brodus: Give me that damn camera! If I can't have Grand Theft Auto then you caint have yo camera.
RVD then gives off a confused look as Brodus is leaving the arena with a camera
Later on in the show, the show cuts to an unknown area backstage where it looks as if the camera is lying down video taping the ceiling until Brodus Clay stands above it
Brodus: RVD wants to humiliate me? He wants to kill my dreams of ever playin golf on Grand Theft Auto Five? Well imma humiliate him when I steal all of his fans at No Mercy. Imma squash him and fold him up like a damn pig inna blanket. He ain't havin no mercy from me. That's fo damn sure...... Here's an example of what imma do with Rob Van Dam.
Brodus then picks up the camera and throws chucks it. But he doesn't just throw it on the ground, he throws it through a window where it lands in a shrub
