Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away...

Subject: Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:41 pm

After an ad for No Mercy plays, the screen goes dark before a new scene appears. It is a breakfast table, and children are sitting down , happily eating away at their bowls of cereal. A box of Trix Cereal can be seen beside them.

Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... Kids-eating-cereal

Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... Kids-eating-cereal

Suddenly, the Trix rabbit jumps into the scene. The children both look shocked and stop eating.

Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... Trix-rabbit

Children: HEY! IT'S THE RABBIT!!!

Rabbit: It sure is kids! And I'm sure hungry! Do you have any breakfast items that you could share with me?!

Children: How about some toast?

Rabbit: Nonono! Too dry! How about some.... cereal?

Children: We got cereal! Would you like some Frosties?

Rabbit: Nonono! Too sugary!

Children: Cap'n Crunch?

Rabbit: Nonono! The cap'n is a no good dirty son of a bitch! I need something with explosive fruity flavour. Maybe something with lemon yellow! Strawberry red! Orange Orang-

Children: SILLY RABBIT! TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!

Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... 2hojyo8

Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... 2hojyo8

The children laugh and continue eating their cereal, happy that they saw through the Rabbit's ruse. The Rabbit looks defeated, before suddenly having a look of realisation. He pulls out a phone and begins to dial a number.

Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... Istock_rabbit_phone.70191549

Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... Istock_rabbit_phone.70191549

Rabbit: I just HAVE to get that Trix!

Suddenly, Sheamus jumps into the scene. He stands proudly.

Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... Sheamusinappropriate_crop_650

Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... Sheamusinappropriate_crop_650

Sheamus: Hello there fella'! You needin' help with something?!

Rabbit:They won't share any of their Trix with me!

Sheamus: Not sharing?! I've got something for that!

Sheamus walks into the room and the camera stays on the Rabbit who is watching intently.

Sheamus:[From the other room.] BROOOOOOOOOGUE!

Children: HELP US PLEASE NOOOOO

Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... 441650675_640

Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... 441650675_640

Children are now laid out on the floor. The Rabbit is eating his Trix happily. Sheamus is standing happily before suddenly speaking to the Rabbit.

Sheamus: You ever heard of Rabbit Stew?

Rabbit:Oh crap.

[End. Feedback welcome]

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LOL, that was good. Well done.

Subject: Re: Trix Are Just a Phone Call Away... Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:26 am

This is Brilliant Sigma. You should defiantly make this a weekly thing. And idk when I started cracking up at the Chinese family guy picture. It was just out of nowhere.

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bahahahahahahaha These will be amazing

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