Gaming With Brodus Episode 4

The scene is set as the camera zooms in on the nameplate of a door in the backstage area of Raw. The name plate reads "Brodus Clay's Gaming Lounge". The camera man then opens up the door to reveal Brodus Clay sitting on a red couch playing a video game. As the Camera Man gets closer, he reveals that Brodus's guest is none other than Mae Young. The camera then proceeds to zoom in on the TV to show that the two are playing Griffball in Halo 4.

Brodus:
Get him! He's about to scrore Mae!

Mae:
I....I'm too old for this shit.

Mae then drops the controller and walks out of the Gaming Lounge.

Brodus:
Fine! Fuck you then! You better get somebody to take your spot!

Mae Young is heard yelling in the hallway

Mae:
Fine!

After a few moments, Brodus turns to the doorway where Mae is standing with her son.



Brodus:
Man what duh hell is this??

Mae leaves as her son sits down on the couch with Brodus who doesn't look like he's in the best mood. Brodus then gives the controller to him, but he drops it in his lap.

Brodus:
I guess you'll do. If you make us lose, imma beat yo ass.

The camera zooms back in on the screen to show The Hand's character just standing there doing nothing as the other team kills him and scores.

Brodus:
What the hell you doin?? Why are you just standin there??

Hand:
My....my fingers are too big.

Brodus then looks at him with a very angered look on his face

Brodus:
Man what the hell are you on? Crystal Meth? Take a damn look in the mirror, you're in a damn hand suit! Now take that shit off and defend me!

A few moments go by as The Hand's character still does nothing and the other team score once again to make the score 0-2.

Brodus:
You little shit! Take that suit off now!

Hand:
I can't, it will hurt.

Brodus:
Oh it's gonna hurt alright if I have to take it off for you......

Hand:
Don't do that, I have arthritis in my hand.

Brodus shakes his head and then turns back to the screen only to see that the other team had won while he was talking with The Hand. He then gets very pissed off.

Brodus:
You stupid son of a bitch! Look what you did! Now these guys on Halo think they're better than me because I let a fucking hand be on my team!

Brodus instant stands up and rips one of the fingers off of the hand which causes him to scream. Then Brodus starts to viciously hit him repeatedly with the giant finger. After The Hand falls to the ground, Brodus drops the finger and puts the man in a powerbomb position. The Hand then comes crashing down onto the wooden snack table against the wall.

Brodus:
You and yo stupid ass mom are banned from the Gaming Lounge!

Medical staff then come swarming in to help the wounded man as Brodus walks out of the lounge with a camera in his face before he pushes it out of the way on his way out.



Brodus:
Get yo damn camera outta my face!

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