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Holybatman
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| Subject: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:02 pm | |
| The scene is set as the camera shows a name plate on a colorful door. The name plate reads "The Gaming Lounge". The Camera Man then proceeds to open up the door to show the back of Brodus Clay's head since he is sitting on a red couch while facing a large television screen hanging up on the wall. The camera walks around the couch which allows the viewers to see Brodus Clay playing the Xbox alone. Then comes Zack Ryder who comes walking in the room with a huge grin on his face and a game in his hand.Brodus: Why the hell you in here without my permission? And get dat cheesy ass smile off yo face.Zack: You know how it is bro. You told everybody in the locker room that they need a game in order to come in. Brodus: True, what game you got?Still with a huge grin on his face, Zack shows the game to Brodus.Zack: NBA 2k14 Bro!Brodus: Aww fuck ya man! You ready to play it now??Zack: You know it!With that, Zack puts the game in the Xbox and sits down on the couch as the two get ready to play.Brodus: Pick a controller.Brodus points to a table full of colorful Xbox 360 controllers.Zack begins to go for the gold controller until Brodus yells out to himBrodus: Naw man! Not the Gold one! That's my second favorite controller and I don't want you fuckin it up. Hand it to me so I can put it up somewhere safe.Zack nods his head and picks up the controller, as he is walking over to Brodus, he accidentally drops the controller on the hard floor.Zack: Oops my bad.Brodus: What the fuck! Why the hell did you do that??? That controller is worth more than yo damn house!Zack then picks up the controller.Zack: Relax bro, it's not broken. Just a small scratch that you can barley see.Brodus: Really? Let me see.Zack then hands it to Brodus who turns the controller around to be staring at a giant crack in the side of the Xbox Controller.Brodus: A TINY SCRATCH MY ASS! THIS IS A BIG ASS CRACK! You gonna pay for this Motha Fucka!Zack: Woah bro we can talk about this. How about we face off in NBA, and if you win, I'll pay for it. If I win, I don't have to....deal?Brodus: HA! Ight....but you are forgetting that I'm the king of video games. I've never played the NBA games, but I catch on pretty damn quick.The camera zooms in on the screen as it shows Brodus choosing the Lakers and Zack choosing the Grizzlies. The game then begins as the Grizzles start out with the ball. Zack then easily brings the ball down the court with ease and makes a lay up as Brodus begins to talk.Brodus: What the hell was my guy doin?? Ight.... you're dead now! I got the ball.Brodus then begins to take the ball down the court but then gets stopped by the defense of the Grizzlies. He then just stands there at the three point line.Brodus: How do you shoot?? Come on man! How do you shoot!!??As Brodus looks over to Zack awaiting an answer, he looks back at the screen to see Zack steal the ball and bring it down to the other side with another lay up to make the score 4-0.Brodus: You cheatin ass lil punk! I get a free shot for that! That is if you could tell me how to shoot!Zack: It's not cheatin bro! I'm just good.Brodus: Ya whatever! Imma get you now.Brodus the begins to run the ball down, but his player stops before he passes the half court line. The controller disconnected message appears on the screen as Brodus realizes that he needs some new batteries. Before he begins to talk, the words, "Backcourt Violation" appear on the screen as the ball goes back to the Grizzlies.Brodus: What the fuck man! Why didn't it pause the game!? I couldn't help that I had to get new batteries! Man Zack I deserve a few free shots for that. You know that's dumb as hell! Imma get some new batteries first. Pause the game or imma beat yo ass!Brodus then stands up and walks to the other side of the room as the camera follows to show Brodus dig in a giant bin full of Double AA Batteries. He then comes back to the couch and replaces the old batteries on his controller with new ones. He then looks at the screen to show a new score. 6-0.Brodus: You lil bitch! You scored while I was gone!Zack: It wouldn't of made much of a difference bro. You're terrible at this game.Brodus: What??? Screw you! I'm the king of Video Games!Zack: Ya whatever!The show then skips forward to where there is 30 seconds left in the game as the score is Zack: 124 and Brodus: 24.... Brodus has a VERY displeased look on his face as he tries to make a shot but the ball gets swatted and Zack shoots the ball from the other side of the court to end the game.Zack: Yeah baby! WOOO WOOO WOOO YOU KNO.....Zack gets cut off with a right handed punch to the side of his head which sends him falling off the couch as Brodus blurts out something out of anger.Brodus: WOOO WOOO WOOO FUCK YOU!Brodus then picks Zack off of his feet and lifts him up on his shoulders only to throw him through the wall sending him to the room next door to. Brodus then studies the damage he caused before squinting his eyes and stepping through the hole into the other room.Brodus: What the hell??Brodus: Where do you keep coming from? You a lil creepin ass....you know what! I ain't got time for this.Brodus then steps over the downed Zack Ryder and leaves the room as Boogeyman is seen laughing until the show ends.[I know this may be long and unfunny, but I try to keep these weekly and this isn't my best week. Enjoy anyways! Feedback welcome] | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:36 pm | |
| I cringe when Brodus says fuck. |
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Twysted
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:25 pm | |
| - iB u n k a wrote:
- I cringe when Brodus says fuck.
I cringe when he says any unnecessary cuss word. | |
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Holybatman
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:34 pm | |
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Holybatman
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:35 pm | |
| Btw, press ctrl and f and then type in fuck. It will show you that I only said it 8 times. | |
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:16 pm | |
| Should have been 0. Brodus isn't batman. Brodus doesn't swear. He isn't stone cold. It's really weird and uneasy.
That's my feedback. |
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Alveuss
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:22 pm | |
| I don't think "fuck" or "shit" should be used at all. I'm good with words like "bitch" and "bastard" but in very small doses and used effectively. | |
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DieCobros
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:44 pm | |
| Screw the haters, this shit's funny as all hell. | |
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Holybatman
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:45 pm | |
| Brodus Clay's gimmick is a raging gamer. He's just like a little kid on the xbox when he loses. He blurts out all sorts of cuss words out of anger. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:51 pm | |
| Given it is funny...but we are doing promos as if it were on television so words like fuck and shit tend to be censored just my feedback to make it more realistic |
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DJ
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:53 pm | |
| ^ But we're not PG. Given there are a lot of unnecessary cuss words in here, but it's still awesome. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:58 am | |
| PG or not "Fuck" and "Shit" aren't words that can be used on television |
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DJ
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:09 am | |
| They were said a lot more than they have been back in the attitude era days. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:13 am | |
| and it was still censored |
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Twysted
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:33 am | |
| But this isn't the Attitude Era either. We stepped away from that remember? And even then we jumped on Enemy's ass because his Dean Ambrose was constantly cussing. 'Fuck' is one of the seven words that can't be said on tv. Ever. EVER. Moderation is a thing and it should be used when he writes these promos. I generally don't even read the promos anymore and just the comments simply because I don't wanna see a shitton of cuss words within a promo. It takes out the luster and realistic feel of it.
Also, even though they said a lot of cuss words during the Attitude Era, the first hour was always censored because kids were usually still up by then. And going off that, I don't think we are showing our episodes at 12 in the morning.
Also 'shit' is another one of those seven words which are: shit, fuck, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits (what?). So take that and moderation into account next time.
Also, where are the random acts coming from? When did we hire the Boogeyman or Hornswoggle? | |
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Suntanners
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:37 am | |
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Holybatman
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:38 am | |
| Wooooow, where the fuck were you in the other 4 gaming with brodus promos that made me think it was alright? Nobody ever said anything before, and I do agree that I may of had a little too much, but it's whatever. Ya'll wunna cry over a few little curse words, I'll just do something different. | |
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Twysted
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:51 am | |
| - Holybatman wrote:
- Wooooow, where the fuck were you in the other 4 gaming with brodus promos that made me think it was alright? Nobody ever said anything before, and I do agree that I may of had a little too much, but it's whatever. Ya'll wunna cry over a few little curse words, I'll just do something different.
This is false and you know it because I directly told you in the chat one day that you were going overboard with the cussing and you simply replied with 'Well then I'll just put in more cuss words'. That was at Episode 2 and I haven't read these since. | |
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DJ
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:34 am | |
| If you guys are honestly discarding these promos over a few fucks and shits then that's pretty pathetic. It's still an awesome promo, a few colorful words doesn't ruin anything. Not everyone is going to have John Cena promos where we talk about rainbows and donating to charity. Chill. | |
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Suntanners
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:53 am | |
| I never said anything was wrong with it lol. I love the promo but I just agreed with what twysted said. As far as what I see batman said he might have went overboard with the cussing. So we should just drop it k? OK now bye bye :-D | |
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Twysted
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| Subject: Re: Gaming With Brodus Episode 5 Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:00 am | |
| - DJ wrote:
- If you guys are honestly discarding these promos over a few fucks and shits then that's pretty pathetic. It's still an awesome promo, a few colorful words doesn't ruin anything. Not everyone is going to have John Cena promos where we talk about rainbows and donating to charity. Chill.
Call it whatever you want, but we are all about highlighting realism and saying fuck and shit 900 times is far from it. Yes, he's a video game rager, but even then if you throw them on t.v. they get censored. It might be an awesome promo, but I'm still not gonna read it because with a million different cuss words repeated a hundred times over it becomes a bit over-dramatic and unnecessarily and seems like you're trying too hard to force something that shouldn't be and in turn causes the promo to lose its luster and force people away. If Batman wants to make this gimmick work, he needs to focus on moderation because overdoing it will kill his spotlight. Its okay if a promo is getting heated and you go 'YEAH WELL FUCK YOU!' but the promo goes dull as soon as you start going 'Fuck this, fuck that, fuck them, fuck you, and fuck that other there' because it quickly becomes the same old same old. Hence why cussing it rarely used in WWE, it adds to spice when it happens. That, and its t.v., there isn't a whole lot you can say at once. All I'm doing is giving him some constructive criticism. | |
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