Matt Striker is backstage, he stands with a clearly sweaty and tired macho man.
Matt Striker: Well, hello there, Ladies and Gnetleman. I am here with The Macho Man Randy Savage and he's just come back from his very instense match against Kane. Now, Randy, fans were shocked when they found out you were stepping in the ring once more. I'm sure Kane was a worthy opponent?
Savage: Kaane, yeaah, I got back on the horse, you know? I decided to wrestle AGAIN! Because the Macho Madness never stops. Never ever stops. It goes around in a loop, a circular RING! A LEGACY! The legacy of a Macho Man and his ass-kickin' skills, yeaah.
Savage: Kane! You came to the ring, wearing your LETTUCE GREEN MASK!! And I thought to myself... Who am I fighting? Hell's own, the BIG RED Machine, or am I fighting Guacamole man? Or Guacomole Face! Whichever. And it turned out to be... THAT YOU, KANE! Was a tall man, the GOLIATH FROM HELL! But Macho Man had no fear, he looked into your eyes and then we got it on for a good ten minutes, Kane. Yeaah, we did, we had ONE HELL of a match. But you couldn't shake me with your hell stories, Kane. Naah, I don't know if you knew but I've been to hell, I've been in the danger zone! I've been in the depths of Hell! I've been in the wild jungles of south america! I've been in the ring! With monsters, with beasts, monsters like YOU, Kane! And I've slayn them, the Machomaniacs screamed my name and I lifted so much gold, it'd but the dwarves to SHAME! I am the one and only Macho Man Randy Savage and I beat you in the ring, Kane! Haaa, WHOOOO! Macho Madness begins now, brother. Ooooooooh YEAAAAAH!
Macho Man walks off, dancing slightly as he leaves. Matt Striker smiles and nods his head.
][color=#33ccff]Matt Striker: Macho Man obviously had some words to say, back to the ring now, where we have lots of new faces and lots of big names facing against eachother, it's gonna be a good one![/colour]
Macho Man: Oooh yeah it is, Super Striker, Oooh yeah. It. Is...
[PROMO CLOSED, ABIT SHORT BUT THAT'S HOW I WANTED IT.]
