Dr. Shelby smiles at the camera, we see only him at first.
DR Shelby: Welcome, Randy, it seems Steven isn't showing up today...
We back up to see Randy Savage sat with Dr. Shelby.
We then see Steve Austin walk straight past Shelby's door.
Stone Cold: I'm busy, see ya later...
Dr Shelby: MR. AUSTIN! MR AUSTIN! WAIT! Oh... Nevermind then. *Shelby clears his throat* Alright, lets begin, how are you feeling, Mr. Savage?
Savage: Yeaah, Doc, I'm feelin' good. Reaaal good. Yeah.
Dr Shelby: Good to hear, Randy. Have you been annoyed or angered today?
Savage: How do you think I feel? HUH? I just lost against Mark Henry. MARK HENRY! Nah, I'm sorry, you know, yeaaah. I just, I feel good, I just don't like losin'. I won against Kane but then lost against Henry and Hardy, you know? Daamn, it makes ME REAAAAL ANGRY!
Dr Shelby: Ok, Randy, it's ok. We all feel angry sometimes. How are your other emotions? Is your sex life ok?
Savage looks at the doctor weirdly. Freaked out.
Savge: What? I don't feel, uh, yeah, not comfortable with that question, you know, with the cameras. I mean, do you need to know.
Dr Shelby: Randy... Sex is a big part of your emotions, it's important for my tests... We need to share.
Savage: I ain't been so good, I'm missing Miss Elizabeth, you know? Yeah, it's hard, maan. I mean... *Heavy breathing*. You know... I MISS HER, DOC! I DO! IT AIN'T NO JOKE, YOU DON'T ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS, I'M THE MACHO MAN, YEAAAH. I DON'T CRY, NOOO. I'M DONE. I DON'T NEED THIS, THE MACHO MAN IS FINISHED WITH THIS CLASS, YEAAAH. MACHO MADNESS, BROTHERS!
Macho man walks out, pumping his arms in the air. "OOOH YEAAAAAAAH".
Dr Shelby: Uhm, FAIL!
Fade to black.
PROMO CLOSED. Feedback welcome.
