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Subject: My Team VS. Your Team Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:32 am
The camera pans over the sea of cheering fans as Monday night Raw returns from a commercial break. With the commentary team chatting away and the thousands of people in the audience buzzing about, Jack Swagger's theme song hits the PA system, instantly changing the mood in the arena.
Joined by Zeb Coulter, Jack marches out onto the stage and let's out a mighty roar, stomping his boots down onto the cold steel. He then looks over at Zeb who's holding a microphone in his right hand and nods. The both of them then proceed to walk down the ramp, Zeb raising his mic up to speak.
Zeb
Hello ladies and gentleman, my name is Zeb Coulter and walking here beside me is a REAL American, Jack Swagger! Now, tonight is a very, very special night for both Jack and I. Tonight is the last episode of Monday night Raw before this weekends pay-per-view, the Survivor Series! Now you may ask yourself, "why is that so special?" Well, I'll tell you why. It's special because we two just got word that at the Survivor Series, Jack Swagger will be leading a team of his own against Hulk Hogan! Yes, and we made sure that we chose only the best for our team. Our team of REAL Americans. Because in order to rid the WCF of the blight that is Hulk Hogan, we're going to need REAL patriots on our team. That is to say if Hogan and his team even show up. After what Jack did to the 'legend' that is Undertaker last week, I wouldn't blame Hogan for not wanting to show up. And I wouldn't blame anyone in the back for not wanting to join his team! This patriot standing beside me is a real hero, not that washed up, blonde haired, phony, Hulk Hogan! If Hulk is in fact stupid enough to show up at Survivor Series, then he, and his team of un-American, un-patriotic, idiots! Are going to get exactly what The Dead Man, appropriately named, got last week!
Zeb lowers his mic and looks around at the legion of booing fans. He then shakes his head and walks up the steel steps, Jack close behind him. Once both men are in the ring, Zeb holds his mic up into the air, waiting for the fans to settle down.
Zeb
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Hulk Hogan is a man who's spent his entire career parading around, pretending to be an American patriot. A man who has brainwashed a better half of the WCF universe into thinking it's okay to let illegal immigrants hop over the border and infest our great country! A man who would let you believe that letting illegal immigrants into our country is a good thing, when in reality, it's a nightmare come true. Hulk Hogan is nothing more than a walking, talking, propaganda poster. He's no American, and he's the furthest thing from a patriot. We will not stand idly by as he continues to walk about this place, preaching his nonsense. We are going to put a stop to this, and we won't be alone. So ladies and gentleman, please help me in welcoming another REAL American! He's one of the BIGGEST names in the WCF, and just like us is fighting to keep our country safe from illegal immigrants! Give a round of applause to . . .
(Open to a certain someone!)
SaveUsBigE
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Subject: Re: My Team VS. Your Team Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:02 pm
Big E Langston comes from behind the curtain, accompanied by Mr. T.
Cole: Oh my God! Business is about to pick up, as Zeb Coulter has brought out Big E Langston!
Big E looks looks angry as him and Mr. T join Zeb and Jack Swagger in the ring. Big E takes the microphone and takes it all in.
Big E: There is no need to introduce myself. I'm the biggest name in this industry. We were in the back when we were approached by Mr. Z. You all know I'm all for BIG here in the WCF. And we have a BIG BIG problem. Chris Jericho is CANADIAN! He shouldn't be on USA soil. Canada is only useful to provide me with furs. Here in America we do BIG things all the time. Justin Bieber is nothing compared to Bob Dylan. Marlon Brando on his worst day would act circles around Ryan Reynolds. Jericho is NOTHING in the ring compared to Big E.
Mr T: Mr. T don't need to say much. But the only thing I ever got in Canada was a cold. Jericho we dealt with you last week fool. Hogan, I carried you on my back last time I was stomping around this ring punk. We don't need this filth infesting our lives. If any of you suckas got the jewels to show up at Survivor Series, we'd be happy to bring pain. The American Way.
(Open to only one man.. He knows who he is!)
iB u n k a
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Subject: Re: My Team VS. Your Team Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:55 am
As Zeb, Swagger, and Big E stand in the ring, none other than Chris Jericho's music hits the speakers around the arena.
Out comes a very grumpy looking Chris Jericho from the curtain, representing the very first member of the opposing team. He doesn't do any poses but instead marches down the ramp, rolls under the first rope, and brings the mic in hand to his lips.
Chris Jericho: "I suggest the three of you no good human beings crawl out of this ring right now unless you feel like you want to get your skulls cracked."
The three men in the ring don't move, but Zeb runs behind Big E and Swagger.
Chris Jericho: "That's what I thought Santa Claus. Now, I couldn't help but overhear that you two men were forming some sort of tag team for Survivor Series. Although I think this takes away from the whole event, because no one wants to see you ladies put on some weird match for these hard working fans, but I guess if there is no stopping you, I might as well be the first to jump in and try my hand. I don't know who you plan on getting as a third man but it doesn't matter. I was really hoping it would be the sheriff hiding behind you because everyone wants to kick an old mans ass, but I guess that will have to come later. I see that they managed to float the human balloon Biggie in here, and Thwagger managed to get out of his high school grammar classes and fumble down here. They also have Mr. Fossil! Jeez it's a party!"
The fans laugh and applaud before Jericho speaks again.
Chris Jericho: "Big E, in all seriousness it seems like we will have to be putting our personal match up off until the following night on RAW when I can finally get my hands on Mr. T as well. That will be pushed to the side as I am officially stepping in to break up this "USA group hug" party. Say what you want about myself and anyone else who isn't American born, but when it comes to standing in this squared circle - it seems to me like this Canadian could take any of you to town on any day. Now I know what everyone is thinking. Jericho has joined in on the fun but who will he be tagging with? I was actually talking to this legend backstage before coming out here so I don't think it would be fair to call anyone else out here. Macho Man! If you're still back there, come on out!"
The fans get to their feet and begin cheering for Macho Man.
[Open to Macho Man]
NathanvII
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Subject: Re: My Team VS. Your Team Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:48 am
JR: It can't be, can it? It's Macho Man! Macho Man! This man is a legend between the ropes, applaud for this man!
King: I am, JR! I am!
Macho man appears on stage, he spins around and looks out to all the people in attendance.
He joins Jericho on the ramp, he smiles to the men in the ring, then pointing out to the fans.
Jericho holds the mic infront of macho man and he begins to speak.
Macho Man: OOOOH YEAAAAAAH. *Fans cheer*. Macho Man is on the team of Chris Jericho, yeaah, that's right, rippin' it up in the ring as we take on the ones who call themselves americans, the ones who make friends with Mr. T. The ones who Macho Man is gonna drop on with his big elbow at Survivor Series Uh-huh. You see, Big E, Jacky and The Lorax over there, we're here to spit in the face of the ones who do nothing but moan and whine, that's not the macho way. That's not the Chris Jericho way. That's not the way of the MEGA POWERS. That's right, HULK HOGAN, MY MAN! He's got you a match, he's on team Macho Madness, he's feeling it tonight, yeaaaaah. So, Jack Thwagger, YEAH! What are you gonna do when Hulk Hogan drops his leg on you, Big E what you gonna do when Jericho codebreakers you and to that final man, what are YOU gonna do when Macho Man drops his elbow on you..?
