JOHNmicheals_CMpunk
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 |  Subject: Straight Edge Living With CM Punk Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:34 am | |
| There is a sloppy digital camera that cuts on and the voice behind the camera says , "Yeah Phil Were on now " the room that punk is in seems to be nothing more than an interview room and as the camera focuses into frame you see CM Punk in street clothes title in hand
Why Hello everybody on internet landia , i am CM Punk and i am you Straight Edge Champion  Punk smiles as he holds the title in frame for the camcorder and then continues
And you may be asking yourself , Mr. Punk , why is that your backstage whereing a white T and some jeans looking cleans and fine as hell with that big ass belt ? and the answer my internet friends is simple , starting right now .... drum roll please ... at this very moment im going to teach you how you can be ..... me !
see theres a little promblem in the world aside from fat chicks and triple bacon cheesburgers , my friends im talking about that dirty d work .... thats right drugs . This week were gunna talk about drugs. And Rather your leaving cut sceens on in your video games so you can " smoke a bowl " while playing games with your friends or just shooting heroine into the tip of your dong , its all the same shade of wrong
Punk throws a quick thumbs up and the guy behind the camera asks "why dont you tell um what you do in your free time ?" Punk scoffs before answering Thats a terrible idea , im rich .... and famous , the people watching this dont do things that i do , whey sit in computer chairs and watch anime porn all day alright brett ? im not trying to make them feel bad im trying to help them clean up there lifes , for F&*k$ sake dude ... get with it The Camera aims towards the ground and you hear Brett talk to punk again " Look im just trying to help man , i dont even know where your going with this im doing the best .... " Kiddies watching at home , pay no attention to the man behind the camera theres every chance that he smokes crack himself , and you dont want to end up on the streets like this guy do ya ? filming wrestlers for crack money ? no you dont , you dont want to be Brett the crack smoking camera guy no you want to be me ... CM Punk ... the straight edge champion He lifts the title over his head and strike an identical pose to the beginning of the video and holds it for a second before continuing And now that were past all that Good old Punk is gunna tell you exactly the kind of fun recreations that you can do , instead of getting high and dieing Punk throws anothe thumbs up but is immediatly interupted before he can continue by Brett " What can you possibly show them were in the middle of the arena basement before raw , you told me when we came down here we were just gunna wing it there is nothing you can show anyone down here its a ..... Ya know what brett .... okay .... ya know dude ..... ... okay .... ya know what this video is over , you ruined it are you happy now Brett ? the video blog sucks and you dont get your fix tonight are you happy now , you ruin everything you touch .... go back to your dumpster where you sleep and eat week old left overs im done with you .... i would rather have josh mathews then you , ....... jesus ...... we'll try again next week or something this .... just ..... dammit Punk walks up and snatches the camera away and with the camera way to close to his face he signs off Im CM Punk ... dont do drugs and stuff ..... god dammit bre.... ( Untill next week ) | |
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