JR:
Welcome back to Monday Night RAW, Jim Ross along side with Jerry "The King" Lawler, and we have one hell of a slobber knocker going on right now.
King:
That's right, JR! Scotty 2 Hotty and Raven are battling it out, as both men are debuting tonight!
JR:
Scotty came out to have some fun earlier and was viciously attacked by Raven. Then Scotty, after being tended to by the EMTs called Raven out.
King:
Not a smart move, JR! Scotty doesn't stand a chance!
Both men are battling it out in the ring, with Scotty putting up a surprisingly good fight. Then Raven throws Scotty over the top rope bringing the fight to the outside of the ring. Raven then sends Scotty flying into the barrier before delivering a nasty running neck breaker
JR:
Bah gawd! Scotty's neck has to be broken! Call off the match! Call off the damn match!
A EMT runs over toward Scotty, but is met with an elbow from Raven. As Raven is looking at the EMT, Scotty pops up and dropkicks Raven.
JR:
How is Scotty still going!
King:
I think we are seeing a new Scotty 2 Hotty, JR! He is showing some ruthlessness right now!
As Raven is slowly returning to his feet, Scotty is walking towards the time keepers table. Raven rushes over and attacks Scotty from behind, smashing his head off the announcers table. As Scotty is on the ground, Raven clears off the announcers table.
JR:
God dammit, Raven! You can't do this! We need some refs out here to break this up!
Raven grabs Scotty and takes him up to the table with him. Raven then grabs Scotty, and delivers a hellacious DDT through the table
JR:
BAH GAWD SCOTTY IS DEAD, SCOTTY IS DEAD! THAT DDT WAS SO VICIOUS THAT KINGS HEAD SET WAS SENT FLYING INTO THE RING
Raven rolls into the ring, as Scotty very slowly makes his way to his feet. Scotty then makes his way for a chair as Raven comes back out of the ring after him. Scotty with no hesitation swings as hard as he can and cracks Raven right in the head
JR:
SCOTTY IS STANDING UP FOR HIMSELF, HE WILL NOT BE PUSHED AROUND TONIGHT
Scotty can be heard saying through the head set in the ring How do you like that, you sack of shit!
[Promo open to Raven]