Subject: The Big Guy Rules Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:24 pm
The lights go dark in the arena and a video pops up on the titantron of a well built muscular man bench pressing well over 300 lbs as he counts 98, 99, 100. The man stands up and wipes the sweat from his forehead very carefully avoiding his face as he turns his back to the camera as we see the man putting his arms through his designed singlet. He then begins to flail his arms up and down stiffly multiple times. The camera catches him saying something but is in audible. We then see the man turn around quickly not showing his face and claps his arms together as the all the lights go out and there's a loud explosion from the pyro.
JR: Oh mah gawd king it cant be!!!!!
Lawler: Oh JR but it is its Ryback!!!!
JR: Ryback has come to WCF and he doesn't look to be in a pleasant mood!!!!!
The camera pans down to Ryback stading on the stage with his head down shrugging his shoulders forward in a sort of rapid motion. He the raises up his head and hollers "Wake up".
He then walks down to the ring and demands a microphone.
Ryback: Heh, so this is Wcf? So far to me looks like a joke, other than the weight room they've got for the big guy.
The crowd then begins to boo.
Ryback: Boo me all you want because im not going anywhere anytime soon. You see i was contacted by the wcf officials to come here and wrestle for you sorry pathetic losers. I almost didnt come but when they offered me this contract i couldn't help but accept. Now you see the big guy looks for something to feed on because im an animal, a beast even! So i come out here to issue an open challenge for any of you sorry pathetic losers in the back that thinks they can go toe to toe with the big guy.
Now im going to be standing right here until someone answers my challenge, and when they do they will know why in wcf RYBACK RULES!!!!!!
The crowd boos heavily as Ryback is standing in the ring desperately waiting for someone to answer his challenge. Who will it be?
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Subject: Re: The Big Guy Rules Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:11 pm
As Ryback is standing there waiting, the crowd is booing loudly at Ryback and then they go silent, anticipating the person to come out.
Ryback puts the mic back up to his mouth
Ryback
That's what I thought. Nobody wants to face the Big Guy because they know that.........RYBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUU-
RVD's theme hits the PA system and the crowd erupts in cheers
Jim Ross
Bah gawd King, it's Rob Van Dam! He's been laying low ever since he lost an epic ladder match to Brodus Clay, who's gone off the grid as well.
Jerry Lawler
Yeah, Van Dam didn't wanna say something dumb and get another Brodus Bomb.
Van Dam steps in the ring and stares into Ryback's eyes and motions for a mic. He then grabs a microphone
RVD
Now, before I get started, Goldberg, I don't know what it is, but you look different. When did you start wearing singlets and.....
Van Dam looks at Ryback's armbands
RVD
Why does your armbands have an R on them? I thought they'd have a G for Goldberg. Not even your first name starts with R.
RVD gets a surprised look on his face
RVD
OH WAIT!! You must be that guy.....I never caught your name. Is it.....Ryberg? Cryback? Rybotch? I've heard so many nicknames for you I'm not sure what your real name is. Either way, you must be new here. Now, it's no big secret, but I'm Mr. Monday Night. I'm the Whole Damn Show. I'm
RVD points to himself with 1 hand while holding the mic while the crowd says with him
RVD
ROB! VAN! DAM!
Rob Van Dam laughs at Ryback
RVD
Now, why don't you tell us about yourself? Cause it's obvious nobody knows who you are.