Aries takes a sip of champagne after the toast then looks around holding his newly won title
Aries: That tasted pretty damn good i must say. But like my compadre here said last night was magical. Myself and Bobby Roode walked into Vengeance the challengers, but we did have the best entrance attire i must say. I mean my cape and bobby's robe hashtag amazing. But i digress, we walked into Vengeance the challengers but we walked out....
Aries looks around like he's confused about something
Aries: Damn i forgot what happened. Well this is kinda embarrassing....
Bobby: Look down at your waist smart one.
Aries: Oh yea that's right
Aries holds up the title
Aries: We walked out the World Tag Team Champions!!! But to be honest did any of you think that the Rock and Roman Reigns had a chance against a team with the amount of talent the myself and Mr. Roode posses. Think about it people, The Rock hasn't even been here and you expect him to compete with us?? And Roman Reigns here? He's not even good enough to iron my cape let alone be in the same ring as the Dirty Heels.
The crowd boos loudly
Aries: You can boo me all you want but you all know its true. I know it, bobby knows it, and those two chumps that we beat last night damn sure know it. Everybody here knows that The It factor of Professional Wrestling Bobby Roode, and The Greatest Man That Ever Lived Austin Aries can't be touched. Nobody can defeat us. Not The Rock and Roman Reigns, not The Legion, not Bad Influence, not the Motor City Machine Guns, not the kings of wrestling, not Beer Money, not Americas Most Wanted, not ...
Roode looks at Aries after the mention of his past two tag teams
Aries: My bad Bobby but you and I both know that I'm better than James Storm or Chris Harris.
Bobby: True True, continue.
Aries: But my point behind all of this was that there is no team on God's green earth that can even hold a candle to the Dirty Heels. We are the best people. You should be thankful that we allowed you all to witness our celebration because we all know that you don't deserve to watch. Our greatness is at Pay Per View level yet we are sharing it with you on raw. You should be cheering us for doing this. Don't worry I'll hold for your applause.
Crowd boos even louder
Ah who cares what you think we are the Tag Team Champions and hate it or love it, we will be the champions for a loooooooong time to come. We ooze success. You know success, the thing that you all reach for in you nine to fives but have no chance of reaching because you have to answer to a boss who breathes down your neck. The thing that you all go to sleep at night wishing upon a star that you can achieve but will ultimately fall short of obtaining because you are too busy praying that you could be even half as talented as myself or Bobby. No no no success is walking down that ramp, coming into this ring and dominating like only the Dirty Heels can. The rock and his cousin found that out last night. Any team that challenges the Dirty Heels in the future will find that out as well. Tonight John Morrison will learn what it's like to be in the ring with a true champion and he will realize how lucky he is to be holding that money in the bank briefcase. Because that title shot should belong to be but that is a different story for a different day. Tonight the Miz will learn what it means to face the It Factor and will ultimately find out that it truly does pay to be Roode. Yes i know Roman Reigns is in that match but after the beating he suffered last night and the mental trauma he must be going through after losing his tag team titles there is no way that he is going to be in any shape ready for that match tonight. But that is later tonight. So for now.
Aries and Roode pick up their glasses of champagne
Aries: Lets enjoy our celebration my good friend. You all may now take pictures.
Aries and Roode hold up their titles
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