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Subject: Zack Ryder Victory Celebration Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:41 am
RAW returns from break and on the stage is Zack Ryder. He is holding a mic and looking very pleased with himself.
Zack Ryder: What is up my broskis! Long Island Iced Z here and DAMN what a week I have had! After your man right here defeated Big Bad Paul Wight last week I have been getting constant tweets about it! That is right Broskis the Giant was toppled by none other than the Leader of all of you, my Zack Pack, Zack Ryder. In fact, I'm so happy why don't we look at it again. Let's roll the Z-play!
Zack Ryder turns to look at the stage as the feed switches to a replay.
JR: Well we're now going to roll the footage and yes folks, Zack Ryder DID defeat Paul Wight last week in the middle of the ring. As you can see here, Paul Wight had earlier left the turnbuckle exposed. Under that pad is unforgiving steel, and as Paul Wight prepared to hit Zack Ryder with a splash, he ended up meeting it himself as Zack Ryder hit a drop-toe hold and sent Paul Wight's head careening into the exposed steel thereafter he took advantage of a dazed giant to get the victory via roll-up.
King: That's ridiculous JR! He weaseled his way to victory!
JR: Say what you will, but that man now has a recognised victory against Paul Wight.
The camera switches back to a beaming Zack Ryder on the stage.
Zack Ryder: Wasn't that just sick?! I feel like the Long Island love is really hitting the WCF crowd like a storm, and I just can't wait to share in all of that love. I wouldn't have been able to take down that monster without the help of all of you, my broskis! And if anything I am a broski who just keeps on giving. So, this is for my Zack Pack, a celebration brought to you by the Long Island Iced Z himself!
JR: Well you have to wonder what he's talking about! How will Zack Ryder celebrate?
King: A retirement party I hope!
Ryder begins to make his way down the ramp, smiling. As he walks, music suddenly hits the P.A.
You ever meet a girl and think to yourself she's the one? but as time goes by, you realise... that she's nothing but a Hoeski.
King: This kid can't be serious!
Zack Ryder climbs into the ring and spins around, bringing the microphone to his mouth as the first verse begins.
♫♫ When I met you girl It was love at first sight Your hair looked so good Your dress was so tight ♫♫
♫♫ At first I was nervous So quiet and shy Wasn't sure if your type was A bro from LI ♫♫
♫♫ I thought we'd be soulmates Like budlight and lime Thought you'd be my girl til the end of time ♫♫
♫♫ You were my girlfriend for a couple of years But then you left me with nothing but tears. ♫♫
♫♫ Roses are red, and violets are blue You may have left me but I still WooWooWoo!♫♫
♫♫ Now you say you've moved on And found yourself a new Broski But I don't want you back girl, 'cos you are a Hoeski!♫♫
As Zack Ryder continues with the song, JR begins to speak.
JR: Ladies and Gentleman we are currently being instructed that we are heading to a break now and that RAW will return in just a few moments.
Later on in the evening, the camera swaps to Stephanie in her office.
Stephanie McMahon: .. make sure those ladders are out there for the main event! I don't care where you get them from just find the-
Zack Ryder bursts into the office looking unhappy, Stephanie looks at him disgusted.
Stephanie McMahon: Yeah, I'll call you back in a minute.She hangs up the phone.Zack Ryder! What do I owe this... pleasure to?
Zack Ryder: Stephanie! You mind tellin# me what the hell happened earlier?! I've been watching my Twitosphere on the #ZackPack and apparently you cut the feed halfway through my celebration! What gives Brospehine?
Stephanie McMahon:Zack I'm going to be blunt with you because frankly, I don't give a damn about your feelings. I pulled the plug on your performance because I'm supposed to be in charge of the premier show in Sports Entertainment. I have to present a respectable product that people will actually care about. Nobody cares about you Zack. You may think you're part of some Cinderella story because you beat Paul Wight last week but you're just going to have to slip out of the glass slippers and grow up. You're a damn wrestler. And the next time you think about trying to soil my good name by trying to shoehorn a trainwreck like that on to MY show, you'll be left with nothing but some empty wishes towards your future endeavours. Now when I get back to this office, I don't want a trace of you or your overpowering hair product.
Stephanie storms out of the room, leaving Zack alone.
Zack Ryder: Are you serious Bro?!
[End. Feedback appreciated.]
Twysted
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Subject: Re: Zack Ryder Victory Celebration Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:52 am
Zack Ryder and his Zack Pack bring in ratings damn it! Don't worry, Zack, there is always a home for you on Smackdown
In order words, great promo Sigma! You did well portraying Ryder and I assume you didn't get Dash to fill in Steph's part because of what he said in the chat so I say nice job there as well!
Keep it up!
Alveuss
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Subject: Re: Zack Ryder Victory Celebration Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:03 am
That song...
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Zack Ryder Victory Celebration Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:09 pm
Damn song....
The Beast
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Subject: Re: Zack Ryder Victory Celebration Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:40 pm
Dat song.
Suntanners
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Subject: Re: Zack Ryder Victory Celebration Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:10 am
