DieCobros
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 |  Subject: The Bork Chronicles Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:52 am | |
| *Brock Lesnar is shown sleeping at his bed, the sheets torn to pieces and various broken electronics strewn about in a jungle of wires, plastic, and sorrow. Going inside his head, one can see what Brock is dreaming about, a montage of sorts of the various events in WCF...........
.........."BORK...................KILL."
"BAH GAWD KING JUSTIN ROBERTS IS DEAD!"
"I have a prostitution for you."
"IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEELALALLALALALALALA-"
"Two words: I. Lost."
"The ring bell dinged"
*The montage fades, as if to signal that the dream is over. However, not until a series of numbers shows up, seemingly random and insignificant........
The night steps aside as the sun finally rises, and Bork wakes up from his slumber. He yawns then repeatedly bashes his head against a wall to help himself wake up. After that, he walks to the kitchen area, and towards the fridge, which has a note attached to the front: "Went off to go handle some business affairs. Couldn't find a Borksitter, so I found the next best thing! Take care, Paulie. =)" Brock reads this, confused, then eats the note as part of his breakfast. He takes a carton of eggs, opens the box, and one by one, smashes the eggs on his forehead, then eats the shells. He looks around, takes a wooden chair, and throws it at the wall, breaking it instantly. He takes a leg of the chair and puts it into the microwave to heat up for a minute. Right after a minute has passed, Lesnar takes the leg of the chair and swallows it whole. He then lets out a powerful burp. He stares at the wall until he remembers what he has to do. He goes to Heyman's office, takes a pen and a paper, and starts writing down the numbers he recalled from his dream.
20 8 5 23 1 18 9 19 1 20 8 1 14 4
Brock takes a good look at the numbers on the page, then promptly throws Paul Heyman's desk out the window out of confusion. Brock is getting ready to head out to the outdoors when he hears growling from the other side of the hallway. He walks slowly down the hallway when he spots a lion, staring at him. Brock and the lion have a staredown for what seems to be a good two minutes, then all of a sudde-  Lesnar is seen driving his Nissan Skyline, with the steering wheel clenched in his mouth. Growling and banging can be heard from the trunk. Lesnar drives to the arena, early for Monday Night Raw. He parks and opens the trunk to lift the present box inside. He walks through the backstage area, and arrives at Dolph Ziggler's locker room. Feeling generous, Brock decides to politely knock on his door. Dolph responds with a quick, "I'll be there in a minute!" Growing impatient, Brock kicks the door down and calmly places the box down in the room. He walks away with a stoic look on his face. Ziggler shows up, looking at Lesnar walking away, being dumbfounded. As Brock walks around the corner of the hallway, several growls and screams can be heard in the distance. He leans against a nearby wall and keeps remembering the numbers in his dream. He can't make out what the significance of the numbers is, but makes a promise to himself that he'll have to solve this puzzle one way or another.
LATER.......
Brock is shown in the interview area with Josh Mathews, moments away from his match later tonight. With hesitiation, Mathews begins the interview....* Josh Mathews: Brock, later tonight you are facing off against the former WCF Intercontinental Champion, Paul Wight. Any thoughts on your opponent? Brock Lesnar: BORK....................
EVISCERATE.
*Brock then takes the microphone from Mathews' hand as he puts it in his mouth. Stupefied, Josh is about to back away when with lightning quick reflexes, Lesnar gives an open hand slap to the face of Mathews, knocking him out almost instantly. He walks out of the backstage area, and into the corridor where Ziggler's locker room is. He looks inside to see the entire room trashed, with bits of t-shirt material spread around the floor. Lesnar has a "not bad" look on his face. He proceeds down another hallway right before the entrance to the arena, where he notices posters on the wall, encased in glass. He continues walking until he sees an Unforgiven poster with an image of Christian taking center stage.Without warning, Lesnar goes into a sudden rage, taking the poster from the wall, punching it, throwing it against the wall, headbutting it, kneeing it, etc, until is it completely destroyed. He lets out an intensive roar right before his phone vibrates. He takes the phone out of his pocket, and reads the text message......
DEAR BROCK.
PLEASE STOP TRASHING MY HOUSE AND BREAKING MY SHIT.
SINCERELY
PAUL FUCKIN HEYMAN
=)
P.S.
WTF DID YOU DO TO MY BORKSITTER?
Lesnar throws the phone at the wall in random rage, and eats the remaining pieces, as his match is about to begin.* (Closed. Please give feedback and try to solve the number mystery! It'll be a recurring theme, and it's an easy puzzle, so why not?) | |
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