The scene is set in Lesnar's bedroom. Like before, it is filled with debris, smashed objects, things on fire, and sorrow. There is a huge hole in the middle of the room, which Lesnar promptly pops out of and yawns. The bed he used to have is no more due to Brock tossing it out the window and into an unfortunately placed neighbor. The window in question has been "repaired", pieces of glass barely being held together by tape and glue. Lesnar scratches his head, smells his armpits, does all his daily checkups before a teenage boy strolls around the neighborhood, carrying a soda bottle in hand. He stops once he reaches Lesnar's place of residence. He can see Lesnar through the window.
Stupid Kid: EY YO MISTER BORK I GOT YOUR FAVORITE SODA RIGHT HERE
Before Lesnar can have time to respond, the kid takes his soda bottle and tosses it at the window, somehow believing that the window was open, when the pieces of glass and tape are clearly visible. The bottle goes right through the window, breaking it again, and it slams into Lesnar's skull. Of course, Brock does not react to the impact, and stares at the kid. The kid is shaking in his K-Swisses and decides to run for it. Lesnar takes a moment to look at the bottle, he notices that it's a Mountain Dew bottle. He hates Mountain Dew. Seconds pass before Lesnar tears down his front door and begins to chase the Stupid Kid, Mountain Dew bottle in hand. The chase doesn't last very long, as Lesnar grabs the kid by his shirt and turns him around. Lesnar stares the kid right in the face, producing quite an adverse effect on the kid as brief sounds of farts can be heard, and a stench is in the air....
Stupid Kid: MISTER BORK I-I-I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WINDOW, I-I-I-I'LL FIX IT, I SWEAR! OH, YOU LIKE THE MOUNTAIN DEW BOTTLE I SENT YOU????
Lesnar gives the kid an "Are you serious?" face before taking his left arm and putting it in the Kimura Lock. The kid screams and begs for his life as Lesnar breaks his arm and lets him go. The kid is wailing for his momma but Brock seems to not give a damn as he drags his carcass until he reaches a trash can. Lesnar removes the lid and places the kid on his shoulders.......Lesnar spins the kid around and delivers a massive F5, sending the kid crashing into the trash can! Lesnar notices that there's a dog in the yard across from him, he takes the trash can and tosses it into the neighbor's yard! The dog closes in on his prey......
Dog: HORA HORA HORA HORA
Stupid Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fast forward to the locker room of the Cody Rhodes, as he is on the phone with someone.....
Cody Rhodes: Oh God.....You want ME to talk to him?? Are you kidding me?? Listen, he's YOUR pet, not min-Damn it, I have to go.
Footsteps can be heard from across the hallway as Cody hangs up the phone and starts whistling. All of a sudden, the door is sent flying across the room, by none other than Brock Lesnar. Cody starts freaking out.
Cody Rhodes: Seriously??? Seriously??? I understand that you're brain damaged, but could you TRY to knock or not destroy anything you come across?!?!?! We're supposed to be getting ready for OUR tag team match against The Power Trip, and you go ahead and decide that destroying objects, breaking some kid's arm, and feeding him to a huge rottweiler is more important!
Cody puts his hands on his head as Brock has a staring contest with the poster of Survivor Series. Cody turns around, his back facing Lesnar.
Cody Rhodes: I-I'm sorry, Brock. I didn't mean to yell at you like that, it's just been quite a stressful time with me having to keep this ship sailing and everybody else expecting me to take care of you because Paul Heyman's out for the night.....Listen, we NEED this win over Triple H and Stone Cold, they've been trying to keep us down for the past couple of weeks, and we need to let them know that The Corporation is in charge, not whatever lazily put-together group of hack talents that think they represent the people. Well, we don't give a damn about the people and WE are what's best for business! Let's just concentrate, cooperate, and this time I'm not going to do all the work you lazy son of a bi-
Lesnar quickly turns around and gives Cody a death stare.
Cody Rhodes: Uh...Yeah, let's just kick some ass!
Cody gives Lesnar a cheesy smile and a thumbs up as Lesnar realizes that he has lost the staring contest with the Survivor Series poster. In a fit of rage, Lesnar removes the poster from the wall and tears it into pieces, letting out a huge roar while doing so. Cody covers his face with his hands, wondering what to do. The scene fades to black as we head into a commercial break.
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