Subject: The New Bork Chronicles Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:58 pm
After a commercial break, Raw returns only for the crowd to boo at quite a familiar theme.....
J.R.: BAH GAWD it's the Beast, Brock Lesnar! And is that......
King: YES! It's Paul Heyman! We haven't seen these two together in quite some time!
Both men are seen walking down the ramp, with Paul carrying not only his usual smirk, but also a mic and Lesnar carrying his usual.......emotionless expression. They are continually booed as Heyman immediately starts speaking. As he starts, he and Lesnar walk towards the ring and enter.
Paul Heyman: Ladies and gentlemen, I am very flattered by your clear respect towards myself tonight. You see, without my presence in this industry, you all would have been watching your generic sitcoms or your reality television shows! Paul Heyman makes money for this business, Paul Heyman makes this industry, and Paul Heyman......makes television! I mean, look at me! You see a guy like Brock Lesnar, who has massive potential and ability to become a legend, and an idol like me who IS a legend because he actually stood up, had the balls to do something, and became successful......unlike my client as of late, who has been lacking in some respects.
J.R.: Paul Heyman sounds like he's undermining his client.
King: I've got a bad feeling about this one, J.R.
Lesnar starts giving Paul a look as if he is in disbelief. Heyman keeps ranting about his client, much to the chagrin of the fans.
Paul Heyman: I have had ENOUGH of my client's idiocy as of late. I have tried my damndest to get him to recover, but he keeps on making stupid decision after stupid decision! As a matter of fact, there's only one adjective that can really describe my client: Stupid. He can't understand English it seems, he tries to sleep, it ends up destroying the room. He tries to get the mail, he ends up killing another kid. He tries to brush his teeth, the man throws the sink out the window! I have had up to neck in nonsense from this brain-damaged, hare-brained, useless client of mine! Look at him! He's won no titles, he hasn't even been in contention for one, and worst of all, he's disrespected me countless amounts of times! He didn't even get a match at Final Resolution, which, when compared to several other workers in this business, is absolutely damning and pathetic! He probably doesn't understand a word I'm saying, he's most likely having another staring contest with the ceiling!
The crowd lets out a collective "OOOOOOHHHH" as Lesnar rolls out of the ring and pulls something out from under it, garnering massive cheers from the fans. He pulls out a piece of paper and rolls back in. He taps Heyman on the shoulder mid rant. He turns around to be shocked at the angry look Lesnar is giving him, but perhaps even more shocked at the piece of paper Lesnar is showing him: A Master's Degree in English.
J.R.: Is that......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THAT'S A MASTER'S DEGREE! LESNAR HAS A MASTER'S DEGREE IN ENGLISH!
King: My God, J.R., if he has a degree, then that means......
Lesnar snatches the mic away from a shocked Heyman! He smirks and calmly says.....
Brock Lesnar: Sir Heyman, thou believest to inform these citizens of my foolishness, thinking yourself to be a bold man, when thou art nothing but merely a coward. Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.
At that moment, Lesnar drops the mic to lift Heyman onto his shoulders! Paul flails his limbs, but to no avail. Lesnar then hits the F5! The crowd goes absolutely bonkers as Lesnar slowly shakes his head at Heyman. He looks at the WCF Universe and humbly bows as he exits the ring, heading backstage.
King: Well, it looks like Mr. Heyman is short one client!
J.R.: You got that right, King! But something else as well: Are we seeing a different side of Brock Lesnar? We'll have to find out!
Lesnar leaves, and the segment fades to black.
(PROMO CLOSED. FEEDBACK IS WELCOME.)
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Subject: Re: The New Bork Chronicles Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:02 am
