Brodus Speaks of No Mercy and More!

Raw returns from a commercial break as the camera is set on the commentators table.

JR: What a night we've had so far. But now is the scheduled return of Brodus Clay. A man that we haven't seen since his match at No Mercy.

King: He gave a hell of a fight to Rob Van Dam, but he came up short and lost the match.

JR: Yes he did, but his arrogance got the best of him. Here is a video of what happened.

As JR finishes what he was saying, a video pops up on the titantron.

Titantron
The video begins with RVD on the mat with Brodus lifting him to his feat by pulling his hair. As Brodus gets Rob up, he hooks the leg and throws him backwards with a punishing Exploder Suplex. Brodus then goes down for the pin. 1....2....NO! Kickout! Brodus gets a very angered look on his face. He then stands up and yells in the refs face. "Are you kidding me? Count faster or imma beat yo ass!" Brodus then turns around and realizes that RVD is in the perfect spot for a certain move. Brodus climbs on the top rope and holds out both of his arms to gain a negative reaction from the crowd before jumping off the top turnbuckle with a five star frog splash. But, RVD rolled out of the way and out of the ring. As Brodus plops down on his belly in pain, Rob seems to be  standing up on the outside. He forces his body up to the top turnbuckle and looks around at the thousands of fans in attendance.

JR: Is he finally going to hit the five star frog splash on Brodus??

King: What goes up must go down so let's see!!!

With a loud ovation from the crowd behind him, Rob jumps high into the air and comes flying down on the massive dinosaur like body of Brodus Clay. He immediately bounces off while holding his mid section before hooking the leg for the pin.



1....2....3!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!

Lillian: And here is your winner! ROB VAAAN DAAAAM!

The video then shuts off.

JR: What a match that was though Jerry. I...

Jim is cut off by



The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as the big man makes his way out on the stage with his usual "Angry" look on his face. He slowly makes his way down to the ring before snatching a mic from the ring crew from over the ropes.



Brodus:
I am pissed off!!! RVD injured me to the point where I couldn't wrestle for two weeks. Two straight weeks I had to sit at home and watch from the sidelines. Now I'm a big man that likes to squash puny insects such as most of the men in that locker room. But as of late, I have been humiliated and plus, I even had to deal with doctors trying to say I needed to lose weight. The claimed that when I missed the Frog Splash, all my weight came crashing down and I injured my ribs. They callin me fat! Now if you think for once second that I am gonna take all this bullshit and not dish none out then you are dumber then I thought.....I'm talking to you Rob. You beat me at No Mercy and I want revenge.

Now of course I am going to explain why you should accept my rematch. For once, we are 1-1 at the moment. And two, I want to beat the living dog shit outta you. I want to put a stop to all these ratchet fans and prove once and for all that you are a phony. You aren't as extreme as you used to be. You used to jump over barricades and do high impact stunts, but you can't do any of that anymore. You are watered down. Now it's time that a bomb goes off in your head and blasts you back into reality. A Brodus Bomb. Because you know damn well that the most you can do now is gather all the attention from these ignorant people to keep you going. But once I get a hold of you again, I promise that all that momentum you have stored inside you will be gone.

JR: Strong words from Brodus Clay.

Brodus:
Naw I ain't done just yet. All of you RVD fans with yo merchandise need to stand up. Stand up if you are wearing any Rob Van Dam merchandise so I can see who is ignorant enough to believe in this guy.

Many members of the WCF universe immediately stand up with a mixed reaction. Brodus then turns his head to a member in the front row and slides out of the ring to the barricade where a young boy with a RVD t shirt is sitting.

Brodus:
Well would you look at this? A little member of the RVD nation. What's your name young man?

Brodus hold the mic to the young boys mouth

Young Boy:
Chad.

Brodus:
Well, Chad. Do you realize that RVD is an old punk that is near his end?

Brodus starts to hold the mic back up to Chad's mouth but the quickly takes it away and walks off.

Brodus:
You don't deserve to answer that question. You have been brainwashed just like the rest of these ignorant people. Do any of you have common sense? Why on earth would you cheer for Rob Van Dam? What's so special about him. Ya he made a career on nearly killing himself but how the hell is that entertaining?? So you all tellin me that if I put a bullet to my head then you'd cheer?

In an instant, the crowd erupts in cheers only to make Brodus even angrier than before. He then gets into the ring and begins to scream at the crowd.

Brodus:
ALL OF Y'ALL CAN SUCK MY......

Brodus is then cut off by a very recognizable theme song.

[Open to RVD! Don't close it]

And here comes the man who defeated Brodus Clay at No Mercy. It's Rob Van Dam!!

Yeah, he better hope he don't get Brodus Bombed. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he did get one, because Brodus is fuming right now.

Now, now Brodus......don't tell me you were about to say what I think you were about to say. I understand you're angry about me whooping your fat ass all over the place at No Mercy, but that don't mean take it all out on my fans, dude. You're going on about my fans and why they shouldn't cheer me, but maybe if you weren't a jackass who got mad at every little thing, people would actually appreciate you. You're decent in the ring......for a guy who's about 600 pounds. Hell, you're so fat, before all of this got personal, I bumped into you by accident and said "Sorry, dude, my mistake, and then you said "Did you say steak?"

Whoa, Brodus. That's one of the many issues you have. You get angry too easily over the dumbest things. For example, losing to me in WWE '13. Your solution? Slamming me through a glass table. Being trolled by Hornswoggle on Minecraft? Throwing him at your TV, destroying it. If you didn't break your TV doing that, maybe you wouldn't have to pay an extra few hundred dollars.

Before RVD can speak, Brodus puts the mic up to his mouth

YOU SHUT THE --

Whoa, Brodus, I'm not done. Now anyways, before you explode, let me get down to business right quick. So you're telling me, you want a match with me at Survivor Series? You're also saying I'm not extreme as I used to be, that I can't do this anymore? Let me remind you of something, Brodus. I used to be on ECW. Back then, jumping off of 20 foot ladders, crashing through flaming tables, and getting concussions from steel chairs were a weekly occurrence. I remember coming home every week and being more hurt from just one match than you've been in your whole career. Then again, you wouldn't know about that, because all you've done for the past few months is sit on your ass playing video games all day, every day. So you're saying I'm an "old punk who's near my end?" Alright then, well we'll see just how "out of it" I am, because I accept your challenge for Survivor Series, on one condition. Since you think I'm not extreme, how about you say we up the ante for this match? It's gonna be a type of match that I'm accustomed to. It's certain match type that I have mastered throughout my career. Yeah, Brodus. This match......is an Extreme Rules match!!!! Now, if you're okay with that, just say so. Or, just run with your tail between your 30 yard wide legs. Your choice.

Brodus nods his head as he seems to be calming down a bit.

Brodus:
Ight Rob, I accept that stipulation. But the thing you don't realize is that I am an immovable object. I'm a man that can crush you in an instant with both hands tied behind my back. That's because my weight is my advantage. You can't breath with all this weight crashing down on your chest. You know damn well what I'm capable of Rob. Add a few weapons into the mix then you can't touch me. I know damn well about yo past in ECW so you ain't gotta remind me. The only difference between you and me is that you had to put your body at risk each week in order to win your match because you didn't have the power to win with no scars on your body. But me, I don't have to jump off of 20 foot ladders and slam through flaming tables. All I have to do is throw yo little ass around like a rag doll because I can. I'm big. I'm bad. And I'm better than you.

RVD:
Ya, at a hot dog eating contest.

The fans begin to burst out in laughter as Brodus gets angry again.

Brodus:
Rob you're pushing me to my limits! Ya sure I gotta short fuse, but that's another one of my advantages. When I'm mad, have you noticed anybody pushin me around? When I get angry over video games, do you see me going through glass tables? No! I dish all the punishment out to contain my anger. I know what I'm capable of. Ya I made a mistake at No Mercy by knockin my self out while tryin to hit the frog splash, but now I know. Now I know that the impact MY five star frog splash has is stronger than any move in wrestling. That's more than 400 pounds crashing down on yo small boned body Rob. You won't survive. And to top it all off, I am going to walk out of there with yo blood on my hands.



The fans begin a chorus of boos to interrupt Brodus.

Brodus:
Shut the hell up when I'm talkin! Rob, Survivor Series is set. Rob Van Douche vs The Monster! Brodus Clay! You can try your 20 foot dives and yo round house kicks, but I will prove to you each time that you are nothing more than a glimpse of the past. All that momentum you got will be no match for the kind of pain you will endure. You will crash back into reality with a good ole fashion Brodus Bomb that can be heard around the world. You will be on articles titled, "Man who go the dog shit beat outta him". Your bloody face will be smeared across the ring to spell out "Rob Van Done" in your own blood. Take me seriously or not, I don't care anymore. I know what's gonna happen and you just stepped into the first and last step of your retirement 

[Open To RVD again! Don't close it!]

Okay, Brodus. So you think that your weight is an advantage? I've taken on guys that are bigger than me for as long as I can remember. I've figured out the trick for guys like you. You may be stronger than Mr. Monday Night, but that don't mean you are going to be able to catch Mr. Monday Night. The big guys like you are always the slower ones, so my advantage towards you is my speed. All I have to do is evade your attacks and you'll be worn out, by then I'll already be prepared to finish you off.

Uh-oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you, Rob. Have you seen the look on that man's face?

He clearly knows what he's doing, King, or he wouldn't go down there to start with.

And, did I hear right or did you say that your Five-Star Frog Splash was the most devastating move in wrestling? Just to clarify, you won't even to keep me down long enough to climb up there, because God knows how long it would take for a man your size to get up there. You should be more careful next time, I think I felt the ring starting to break when you tried it the first time. Now don't get me wrong, you are really strong and I think that's great, but maybe you shouldn't use it so recklessly, because when you DO get mad, you go crazy and wear yourself out. So I'll just slap you around a couple of times then run around and that'll be all I need to tire you out. Then, just like at No Mercy, you will feel a Five-Star Frog Splash, and get pinned for the 1....2.....

[PROMO OPEN TO BRODUS, sorry it took so long, but I never got around to doing it until now]

Brodus:
You know what, why don't you shut the hell up? All you do is talk big Rob. We both know that things are gonna get extreme. I'm planning on breaking yo damn leg anyways. Because you know that your best bet at beating me is your speed. And if I half that speed by taking your leg, then you're pretty much useless. All you RVD fans out there are gonna go home disappointed because Survivor Series is MY TIME to rock the magazine covers. The spotlight is gonna be around me! Because I am the man that's gonna end Rob Van Dams career. You will feel all the pain you endured in ECW. I'll bring you harsh flashbacks as I come flying off the turnbuckle.

Now you can stand here and make fat jokes all you want. But this isn't comedy central. This is your wake up call. I've already proved to you once that I'm nothing more than a bully that can't be stopped. And I don't mind calling myself that. That's because I can do all I want without anybody doing anything about it. That's what happens when your a monster. Something you'll never realize Rob because the only monster you've encountered is yourself when you're high on weekends screamin at yo wife.

Rob is seen getting very angry at this comment as Brodus motions him to come in the ring. Rob let's his pride get the better of him as he climbs up on the turnbuckle. Brodus doesn't give him anytime to get in the ring though. Brodus comes running at Rob but Rob drives his shoulder into the gut of Brodus which causes him to bend down in pain. As Brodus stands straight again, Rob comes flying over the ropes with a crossbody. As the two men fall to the mat, Rob is unloading a fury of punches on Brodus Clay. He's swinging his lefts and rights until Brodus manages to crawl out of the ring. Rob wastes no time by going right back on the attack. He bounces off the opposite ropes in order to gather enough speed to jump over the ropes at Brodus. Brodus manages to move out of the way though which causes Rob to hit his face on the Commentators table.

JR: OH GAWD! That's gotta hurt!

Brodus then realizes that he's in control. He begins to stomp on the rib cage of the downed RVD until Rob begins to spit up blood from the nasty fall. Brodus then grabs Rob by the hair and toss him back into the ring. Brodus then proceeds to lift Rob high into the air and send him flying to the mat with a punishing Brodus Bomb. But he's not done yet. Brodus then demands a steal chair from the ring crew. At first they refuse but Brodus threatens them.

Brodus:
Gimme a damn chair or imma beat yo ass!

This causes a chair to be thrown in the ring. Brodus then gives off an evil smile towards the injured man in the center of the ring. He lifts the chair high into the air and slams it down on the left leg of RVD. This causes Rob to cry out in pain. Brodus drops the chair and leaves the ring as the medical crew come running in to Rob's aid.


[Promo Closed! Feedback welcome!]