Friends and Foes

Subject: Friends and Foes Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:13 pm

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Here's your winner, Stone Cold Steve Austin!

The arena burst into cheer as Stone Cold gets to his feet, holding his head in agony. He picks himself up using the ropes and raises his hand, letting his fans know he's okay. The ref walks over and grabs his other arm, shooting it up it the air. Dolph Ziggler crawls his way out of the ring, dropping down onto the cold black mat. He remains still on the outside as Austin hops up onto one of the turnbuckles, raising both of his arms in victory. His celebration doesn't last long however, as the lights dim a little and an unfamiliar theme hits the PA system.

The fans, now realizing that it's Cody Rhodes, show no love for his new theme, booing as loud as they possibly can. Stone Cold lets slip a small smile as he watches Cody walk out onto the ramp, a mic held in his hand. The two share a quick glance before Cody looks down at Dolph, who's now beginning to stir around. Rhodes laughs as he strokes his mustache, finding the abundant amount of hate from the fans funny.

Cody

What's the matter? You guys don't like my new theme song? Ah, what's it matter, you guys obviously have poor taste. I mean, you are cheering for someone the likes of Steve Austin. I kid, I kid, you know I like to yank your chain, Steve. The reason I'm out here is to simply congratulate you on your victory over Dolph Ziggler. Honestly, job well done, you did great, bravo! I'm actually starting to doubt if I can retain my title against you come Survivor Series. You know, I'm pretty surprised to see you here tonight. After your attack on Stephanie and myself last week, yes, the man you're all cheering for if a women abuser, I didn't think you'd show up. You've got some nerve, some nerve indeed. I mean, what kind of man can abuse his own boss and get away with it!? Ha ha, I think I just answered my own question, Steve Austin, that's who! The great Steve Austin, the beer drinking, ass kicking, foul mouthed, ugly, rather wretched-

Cody is cutoff mid sentence by Stone Cold, who's now got a mic firmly in hand.

Stone Cold

. . . Cody, I don't know why you're out here, but if you don't turn your mustached ass around and get the hell out here right now, I'm gonna have to open a mean and lean can of whoop ass on ya. . . Again.

Cody refrains from laughing, putting his right hand over his lips. After recomposing himself he begins to walk down the ramp, his mic up in the air.

Cody

Steve, please don't make me laugh like that. You caught me off guard last week, but that was the first and last time that will happen. You won't be kicking anyone else's ass tonight, well. . . Maybe your wife's. . .

The fans dislike that one and they let Cody know it. Rhodes simply smirks as he gets closer and closer to the ring, Stone Cold ready to fight.

Cody

Steve, come on, relax! I'm not going to attack you! What has Dr. Shelby taught us? He taught us that anger is just a manifestation of fear. You're not. . . You're not afraid of me, are you Steve? I mean, it'd be understandable. I am the current, reigning, defending United States Champion! I've beaten the likes of Triple H to keep this championship firmly around my waist. And when you think about it, he was A LOT better than you. But you don't do a whole lot of thinking, do you? No, all of your thoughts go toward drinking beer and beating women. And hey, I'm not one to judge!

The crowd erupts with hate towards Cody as he starts to climb up the steel steps. He makes his way to the center of the ring apron and stops, staring down Steve who's stood right smack in the middle. The two just stare at one another, Cody with a devilish smirk on his face and Steve with fire in his eyes. This lasts for a good thirty seconds, the fans all chanting and cheering, before Cody raises his mic up to speak.

Cody

You really want to hit me right now, don't you?

Stone Cold

I want to do more than hit ya, Cody.

Cody

Try it.

Cody opens up his arms, egging Steve on. "Come on, hit me!" he shouts, a smile on his face all the while. Steve shakes his head, backing up as if he's going to leave, but then he rushes forward attempting to knock Cody off of the apron. Rhodes leaps down, just missing Steve's fist. The fans all boo, disappointed that they don't get to see Cody get hit. But is that all they're booing at? While Cody distracts Stone Cold, Ziggler manages to slip underneath the bottom ropes, a steel chair in his hands. The crowd attempts to warn Austin, but to no avail. CRASH! Dolph plasters the steel chair onto Steve's back, sending him crashing down to the mat. Cody laughs as he climbs back up onto the apron, slithering his way into the ring. He stands side by side with Dolph, nodding his head up and down. Steve try's to get back up, his fans chanting his name, but he's met with a second shot with the chair. Dolph sends the steel chair down onto Steve's back another three times before Cody stops him. He tells Ziggler to back up, saying "I've got this!" Just as he says this the fans begin to chant "CM PUNK, CM PUNK!" Cody raises his head up, a confused look on his face. He and Dolph both look around, but they don't see Punk anywhere.

The arena is deafening as Punk comes running out from the back, a slight limp from his earlier match against Cody. Nonetheless he charges down the ramp, the fans behind him the whole way. He hits the ring and instantly begins laying rights and lefts into Cody, Dolph keeping his eyes on Stone Cold. Cody fights back, giving Punk a few rights and lefts of his own. He's quickly shut down however, as Punk unleashes one critical blow to Cody jaw, sending him falling back into one of the four corners. Dolph decides it's time to jump in, running at Punk with steel chair in hand. Punk turns just in time, ducking out the way so that Ziggler runs into Cody with the chair. The steel smacks off Cody's head, pushing him through the ropes to the outside floor. Ziggler's jaw drops, as does his chair. He runs his hands through his hair, his eyes wide open. Punk decides to take advantage, spinning his Survivor Series opponent around and throwing him over his shoulders. The fans rant and rave as they know what's coming next! GTS! Punk sends Dolph tumbling over the top rope to join Cody on the outside. The fans cheer as Punk helps Stone Cold to his feet, making sure he's okay. Steve nods, shaking Punk's hand in appreciation. The two then raise their hands in unison, laughing as Cody struggles to get Dolph up. The show ends with Stone Cold grabbing a few beers from ringside, tossing one to Punk who instantly drops it down onto the mat. Stone Cold laughs and yells, "Oh well, more for me!" He then does his signature beer can clash, sending the alcohol pouring over his bald head.

(Promo closed. I'd love some feedback on this one!)

Posts : 128 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2013-09-29

"Mustached ass." LOL, I laughed way too hard. Awesome promo!

Posts : 166 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2013-06-22

Great promo man, it does a nice job of setting up the Rhodes/Austin feud and the Punk/Ziggler feud, as well as continuing The Corporation vs. The Laurinitis Good Squad. Nice work.

Posts : 156 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2013-06-21

another winner from dashing , this was a really good one man
thanks for using the new theme , these fueds are really startingto take some real good form , SS is gunna be a great PPV

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