His initials say it all there's no need to brag. (MVP Returns)

MVP
Ladies and gentlemen, the man of the hour has returned, and in case you already forgot who I am, since I know the lot of you suffer from short-term memory loss, allow me to reintroduce myself: I go by the name Montel Vontavious Porter, and even though I wasn't really gone too long I know it must have felt like years considering what you were stuck with in my absence. You see my initials, MVP? They say it all, because I was the most valuable member of WWF before I left, even if I wasn't given the opportunity to shine like the star I know I am, and the moment I make my highly anticipated return you better believe that I will pick up where I left off and they sky rocket straight to the top where I belong and where I'll stay forever.



MVP
While I was gone I wasn't sitting at home drowning my sorrows over a tub of ice cream, I didn’t go crying to all my celebrity A-list acquaintances, you know Diddy, Jay Z, telling them how I was wronged and I damn didn’t get on my knees and beg this company to resign me. Nah, I simply packed my bags and took the show to Japan where I dominated everyone that was thrown in front of me like they were a bunch of rookies . They thought I was just another pudgy American has-been who wouldn’t be able to cut it overseas, but week after week… match after match I showed them all what the ghetto strong style was all about and soon MVP was the name on the tip of everybody’s tongue because from the moment I stepped off that plane I was the hottest commodity in the world and nothing has changed now that I’m back in the good ol’ U S of A. Now don’t get me wrong, I didn’t get homesick, I didn’t miss any of you, but I’m a man who doesn’t leave loose ends just hanging about, and I had plenty of unfinished business to take care of in this place.



MVP
And like I said, I didn’t beg this company to take me fact, in fact – if you must know the truth – it was the other way around. I was gonna sugarcoat things to make this company look a little decent, but I guess it makes no sense now considering how this place is in shambles and only someone of my stature and a susperstar that possesses my talent and skillset can pull it out from the hole it dug for itself. When the suits up in management saw how I was absolutely tearing it up they blew up my cellphone talking all this noise about how they made a huge mistake and how they were gonna actually do right by me the next time around. But as far as I was concerned there wasn’t going to be a next time around. They had the best wrestling had to offer, they treated me like some subpar athlete who didn’t know a wristlock from a diamond studded wrist watch. So each time they called me I hung up, I wasn’t gonna entertain their nonsense, but finally they wizened up and realized there was only one thing they could do to get through to me.



MVP
They pretty much handed me a blank check and told me to name my price, to tell them how much I thought I was worth. That’s how badly they wanted me to come back and make this company mean something again, and while I wasn’t looking to bankrupt them they quickly learned the hard way that acquiring a talent like me doesn’t come cheap. I had a blast in Japan, but I was only doing them a favor because to live the high-maintenance life style that I’ve grown accustomed to living, I need to get the check in the mail every week that allows me to support that lifestyle and the chump change I was getting over there just wasn’t gonna cut it. In case you haven’t figured out what I’m driving at, now that the ink has dried on my contract I am officially the highest paid superstar—man or woman – on this roster which means I’m better than each and every one of them and each and every one of you watching this video. And don’t worry, the moment I step into that ring you’ll see with your eyes that I’m worth every penny.

 

MVP
When you look at MVP you’re looking at the complete package because I am the strongest, the fastest, the most cunning man to ever lace up  a pair of boots and that, my friends, is a combination that will make me a dangerous opponent for every man that’s unfortunate enough to stand across the ring from me. If you thought I was force to be reckoned with, then imagine what you’ll think when you see how wrestling in Japan has helped me take my game to a whole new level.  You see, when you’re dealing with MVP it’s not about worrying whether or not I can walk the walk, it’s about you doing whatever you can to avoid getting embarrassed while I beat you all about this arena and make you look like a complete joke.



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Things are going to be a little different around here now that my return draws near. Success, victories, women and fame are things that are going to come easy to me now, and I’m sorry but any one and everyone that gets in my way is going to get knocked down and they may never get back up. And this isn’t just some scrub or Average Joe making such outrageous claims he won’t be able to back up, nah, I’m the jaw droppin’, bottle poppin’, modern day mack M V P here to make sure that things around here are a little more… BALLIN’! And for those of you who still aren’t convinced, I had the boys in the back put together a little somethin’ somethin’ to give you a little visual representation of what your boy is all about.