WE THE PEOPLE! {Promo}

*Jack Swagger's Patriot theme would play through the loud P.A. speakers.*

*A matter of seconds later, an older gentleman by the name of "Zeb Colter" came out with a microphone in hand, with "Jack Swagger".



Zeb Colter: "WWE universe! I am finally here! The guy who's going to help all of you! Because, let's be honest. You all need it. You're all always worrying about becoming friends with your neighbors, instead of protecting our fence from illegals! Now, I didn't come out here just to talk, I wouldn't want all of you hypocritical idiots to actually cheer me. I came out here to manage the future of the WWE, Jack.. Swagger!"

*"Zeb Colter" looked around the arena with a swift turn of his neck. He then turned to "Jack Swagger", while handing him the microphone. "Swagger" stood there for a minute, as he waited for the quietness to fill the arena. As the arena grew quiet, "Swagger" then spoke into the microphone..

Jack Swagger: We don't need to be cheered by you people! We have our own people! In our America! A place, that's much better than here! Because, in Jack Swagger's America we don't have hypocritical idiots who can't make up there mind in believing in what's right from them. But who am I kidding? None of you people listen anyway! So, from now on in I'll come out here and speak the truth! I mean, I'll have to come out here.. sadly, and stare at all of the ugly and fat people here. And that's just the kids! None of you will ever look like Jack Swagger! Because Jack Swagger is plain out better than you!

*"Swagger" handed his microphone back over to "Zeb Colter". "Zeb" had an arched eyebrow, as he stared down the crowd.*

Zeb Colter: Now! Put your hands over your hearts, and say it loud and clearly!!

*"Zeb" and "Swagger" moved there hands over there own chest, while staring up into the air.

Zeb and Swagger: "   WE   THE   PEOPLE.  "

GREAT PROMO.