Posts : 317 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2013-07-29 Age : 29 Location : Virginia, USA
Subject: Promo Testing Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:25 am
Hi there, Twysted here. Now, I know we have all gone through those times when we want a certain superstar when we sign up but they are taken and yet you really want him because he is a favorite or you feel you can promo as him. Or maybe you just aren't sure who you want as a second character and want to mess around a bit and get a few opinions to see who you want.
Well, this topic is now the OFFICIAL place for that. You can post a promo with ANY real wrestler, with little to know boundaries.
Tags ([Open to ____/Anyone] and [Closed]) are not to be placed at the end of promos and if you wish to continue off an existing promo you will use something along the lines of 'Continuing off _____'s promo as ____'. Remember, each post is most likely not a continuation of a previous one. These promos also do not count towards the league promos and will not be mentioned anywhere else (unless being discussed in the chat).
With all that said (and maybe more to be added), let's see what you all can do with the superstars YOU want!
Alveuss
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Subject: Re: Promo Testing Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:49 am
What?
Holybatman
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Subject: Re: Promo Testing Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:18 am
As the crowd calms down from the previous match, an unknown song begins to play throughout the arena.
The fans begin to give off a mixed reaction as this big monster of a man begins to walk down the ramp to the ring.
JR: That...That's King Kong Bundy!
King: Holy smokes! He's from the golden era!
He then walks around the ring to grab a mic from the ring crew, he then proceeds to enter the ring.
Bundy: I bet your all wonderin who the hell I am. Well let me answer that question for ya. I am King...Kong...Bundy. I was a part of a time that most of you call "The Golden Era" of Professional Wrestling. A time where wrestling was actually important but over the past few decades, that has changed. Now I believe that most of the focus is on wrestling personality.... I don't lace up my boots just to come out here and dance. And I certainly don't agree with all this bullshit drama. Now, as most of you have already guessed, I have signed a contract here in WCF. And no where in the contract did it say that I have to come out here and be somethin I'm not. Believe me, it pisses me off beyond belief that all these young folks waltz out here with little gimmicks and costumes. This ain't Americas's got Talent damn it! This is professional wrestling and it's my job to rid this place of wrestling trash.
Bundy turns to the entrance way.
So why don't one of you gay dancin daffodils come on down to this ring so I can continue my reign of termination. I ain't gonna stop till every single one of you either quit the act and be a wrestler, or break into a million pieces. And before I stop talkin, I swear, if anybody comes down here and tries to crack some fat jokes, Imma knock you into next week cuz this isn't Comedy Central. This is Professional Wrestling and somebodies about to get stuck in an avalanche.
JR: Well folks there we have it. An open challenge by this giant man. Who will accept this challenge?
King: If it's Fandango then he's in for a world of hurt!
[Something short for a guy that I've always wanted to be and may be in the future. King Kong Bundy! Feedback is welcome!]
Holybatman
Posts : 528 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2013-06-21 Location : No Mans Land
Subject: Re: Promo Testing Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:25 am
As the crowd plays flappy bird on their phones during a John Cena vs Randy Orton match, they look ahead as this happens....
El Torito comes ridin out onto the stage with 5 more bulls just like him. They then run down to the ring and beat the living hell out of John Cena's leg. He ends up falling onto one knee as El Torito and El Capacho kick him in the eye. Randy Orton then tries to RKO one of them but he jumps too high and lands on his neck. There is then a loud snapping sound as his neck snaps and he dies. John Cena then gets pissed off and delivers the sweet chin music to Zack Ryder. El Torito then rolls Cena up for the 1 2 3 to retain his WWE Championship. Cena gets back up and El Palicho hits him with the stunner. All the bulls then begin to stomp at him until a gigantic 100000 pound pile of dirt falls onto the entire ring burying everybody in it. Triple H then teleports onto the top of the pile to end the show.
